Hello, all. You don't know me... but you will.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 9:59 am

From: flamius@aol.com (Flamius)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 09:27:06 EST

Hello, all. You people don't know me, but you will. Even though I have no official record, I seek to improve. One day, I'll be a good dueler... just I doubt that I am now. According to your standings charts, I don't exist. Oh well. I bring some enlightenment with me, and that is Flamius 3:16. "Thou shalt not lateral parry."

Post to yas later.
~~Flamius

No record.

No last name.

No loyalties.

No lateral parries.

No problem.

Thanks for taking time out to read my sub-commoner posts.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 9:59 am

From: qxz137@aol.com (QXZ137)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 09:44:38 EST

<< Flamius 3:16. "Thou shalt not lateral parry.">>
Wait until G'nort hears about this... Ha ha ha ha ha ha....
--Commander Quizxs Xysar Zzaasdp

Common Guy, 5-5-1

Once Swordsman

The best thing about the Duel of Swords is, if you personally or politically disagree with someone, you can beat the crap out of them with a lethal weapon!

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:00 am

From: jakemheart@aol.com (JakeMHeart)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 10:06:41 EST

::Wry Grins as he looks at this:: G, doesn't really care anymore. Ah well. No one really does.

Jake M. Heart
DoS's Warlord Dude

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:00 am

From: xjaycyndax@aol.com (XJaycyndaX)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 10:21:08 EST

::tacks up a small paper::

Jaycy 4:11

Thou shalt not stop hit mine slash!!!

Jaycy 4:12

If thou stoppeth my slash, mine lip will quiver, and I will pout muchly and cutely.

Such is the word of the Bard.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:00 am

From: modembat@aol.com (Modem Bat)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 10:37:38 EST

Aye. I am also new. Duel of swords is one of my favorite hobbies. I think I will be able to make myself at home here.

Batty Oblong

King of the Modems

A new commoner.

Record you say? 0-1-0

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:00 am

From: leducblanc@aol.com (LeDucBlanc)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 11:29:24 EST

Book of Clermont 9:11-21

When they parry, slash 'em. When they thrust, dis 'em. When they slash, pull out the 'ol sidestep. And when they sidestep, stop hit, duck, or dis, strike them down with the mighty and holy low cut.
Oh and, Jaycy is always cute when she pouts, so make her pout as much as you can.

Yes folks, that last bit IS part of the scripture.

Percy

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:01 am

From: carnage669@aol.com (Carnage669)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 13:23:42 EST

First rule of Cletus...

Don't write in a color nobody can read.

Second rule of Cletus...

Write in a color people can read....

Third Rule of Cletus

Onions are bad...

Cletus

Confused

Guardian of Polaris

Humble Warlord of DoS

Member of The Rising Stars (TDL)

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:01 am

From: ixdaelinxi@aol.com (IXDaelinXI)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 16:23:44 EST

::smirks and writes::

Daelin 367:109

~Disses are nice, when used more than twice. Ducks make a quack, and break High-cuttin' backs. Sidesteppin' high and off to the side, saves one from potential damage of parries low and high. Today's magical phrase is: G is the Master of Plinko, but Slashes dominate. Cletus is right about the colors. Jaycy is cute anytime, even when she is pouting, and like Percy says..this is part of the scripture~

::decides to leave it unsigned, knowing everyone knows who it is::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:01 am

From: genperri@aol.com (Gen Perri)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 16:58:33 EST

Heretics, all of you.

G, you have given rise to many blasphemies. Smite them, or Gondar shall arise to smite you.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:02 am

From: joaknshld@aol.com (J Oaknshld)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 17:06:50 EST

Jeff 1:1

Win.

Here endth da lesson.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:02 am

From: khrystawlf@aol.com (KhrystaWlf)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 19:47:52 EST

Khrys 27:49...... Win, but member ta always have fun with it !!!

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:02 am

From: xerzesm@aol.com (Xerzes M)
Date: 31 Oct 1998 20:38:28 EST

Xerzes 4:12
Win or lose,mess with your opponent's mind as much as possible!
-Xerzes Maureen
Dueler of many,winner of few
been called Tek for the last time

I don't pretend to have a clue.Why do you?

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:02 am

From: jakemheart@aol.com (JakeMHeart)
Date: 01 Nov 1998 00:23:16 EST

Jake 1:00.. time for bed.

Jake M. Heart..had te join the fun.
DoS's Warlord dude man

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:03 am

From: ytmeis@aol.com (YTMEIS)
Date: 01 Nov 1998 12:24:00 EST

A recap of dueling rules:

Gnort 3:16 - no slashes
Flamius 3:16 - no Latparries
Jaycy 4:11 - no Stop hitting her slashes
Clermont 9: slash a parry; dis a thrust; sidestep a slash; low cut a stop hit, slash, sidestep, or dis.
Cletus 3: no onions
Daelin 367:109: dis more than once, duck high cuts, sidestep a parry
Jeff 1:1 Win
Khrys 27:49 Win and have fun
Zerzes 4:12 Mess with your opponents mind

Of course, one important rule has been left out:

Triver 3:01: Do not duck. Ever.

But there are a few contradictions that I noticed among the rules, among them:

1) Triver v. Daelin
2) Gnort v. Clermont
3) Flamius v. Jeff

- Jaem Triver, M@M@A

Capt., The Disengaged

Master-at-Master-at-Armship

Pro-slash, anti-duck

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:04 am

From: lexigirl1@aol.com (LexiGirl1)
Date: 01 Nov 1998 15:23:05 EST

::snickers and slaps up her own:

Lexi 13:13

Hug, tickle, poke, and toss Skittles at all possible times.