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From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 15 Nov 1998 22:38:23 EST
Baron Gimmzak
Ast ta' slander, tis nae slander if tis truth. If thee aire nae interested in truth, if thee prefer ta stopper thine ears and turn a blind eye ta' such, an' dost support th' Baroness in 'er actions, ye aire certes welcome ta. I, however, shall nae condone by silence 'er actions nor anna such effrontery ta' th' spirit 'o honor that shouldst reign in these ancient halls. Dost subscribe thee ta th' ancient rite 'o slay th' messenger? Dost wish ta'
shout down anna th' wouldst call attention ta' such actions? Wouldst thou there be silence in th' ranks, an that silence ta fall upon th' basement?
Respectfully,
Jonalyn Nenshen Starfare
Common as they come.
Date: 15 Nov 1998 22:38:23 EST
Baron Gimmzak
Ast ta' slander, tis nae slander if tis truth. If thee aire nae interested in truth, if thee prefer ta stopper thine ears and turn a blind eye ta' such, an' dost support th' Baroness in 'er actions, ye aire certes welcome ta. I, however, shall nae condone by silence 'er actions nor anna such effrontery ta' th' spirit 'o honor that shouldst reign in these ancient halls. Dost subscribe thee ta th' ancient rite 'o slay th' messenger? Dost wish ta'
shout down anna th' wouldst call attention ta' such actions? Wouldst thou there be silence in th' ranks, an that silence ta fall upon th' basement?
Respectfully,
Jonalyn Nenshen Starfare
Common as they come.
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From: sirduel@aol.com (Sir Duel)
Date: 15 Nov 1998 22:48:11 EST
::thinks Jona is still a Commoner because she spends too much time trying to outwit eachother..shrugs::
Date: 15 Nov 1998 22:48:11 EST
::thinks Jona is still a Commoner because she spends too much time trying to outwit eachother..shrugs::
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From: xjaycyndax@aol.com (XJaycyndaX)
Date: 15 Nov 1998 22:55:59 EST
Jonalyn,
Be forewarned this is the last post I will answer from you, as I feel I have explained myself to the best of my ability to the public, after this letter has been placed upon the corkboards. I will answer each of your questions one at a time, so bear with the length, please. Your statements and questions have been written more boldly for clarity.
First, I wish to respond to a statement. "The announcement of the standings wast placed before the public upon the eighth day of the tenth moon."
I find this odd, Jona, as the standings were posted on the sixth day, and there was no mention of my challenge in them. The next standings listing was the fourteenth of the tenth moon.
"When didst prepare thine challenge, Madame?"
The letter was written Monday morning, after a discussion between the former Baron and myself, to be sent when the new standings had come out.
"Where wast it placed that thine servant didst come upon it?"
It was placed in my office, on my desk.. a room where Joel has free access, as the gentleman who basically handles all of my affairs and less urgent business matters. It is not unusual for him to send out mail for me, especially that with multiple recipients, such as letters to House members, when needed.
"Wherefore didst thine servant deign to issue challenge in thine name, in thine hand and with thine signature without thine leave?"
As I stated above, Jona, it was not unusual for him to do so as I cannot do everything. He didn't know the subject matter was of the importance it was, and as I disappeared abruptly that Monday afternoon, I was not around for him to ask.
"I find nae announcement upon the ancient corkboard of the date time and place set for thine challenge. Art thou now saying that in the mere hour of thine return, thou didst discover the challenge had been issued by thine friend and servant in thine name, that thou then became aware of the impropriety of the challenge ast presented, that thou then didst settle the matter of the improper presentation of the challenge in thine favor, then did
arrange with the then Baron the time and place for the challenge, secure a caller and commence the duel? Curiouser and curiouser. Perhaps thine servant wouldst deign to expound upon the matter."
I arrived home, to be greeted by Joel. Joel then informed me that challenge had been issued, invalidated, and reviewed, and the Baron had said the duel would either take place that day or the following weekend. At that point I went to the Arena to find Evan there, who said it would be the next week. At that time I began to realize something wasn't quite right. However, at that point ( and I quite freely admit to this being my mistake ), Evan said
"Find a caller, let's do this now," to which I said okay and sent a mindcall to the only official I could sense near, which was Jola. Upon asking if she would officiate, I then looked back to Evan and confirmed she would be needed. He agreed and proceeded to Twilight Island, where he met Jola and I and the duel commenced.
"Madame Ashleana, thee resort to issuing me a challenge? How droll. I didst issue thee challenge ast a commoner the day thou didst attain thine ring and thou didst refuse."
Yes, I did refuse your request for a duel, Jona. However, perhaps you didn't notice it, so I will remind you of something. I did not accept a challenge from any dueler that night, as I wished not to duel any more that night. The refusal was not based on who you are, your rank, or anything else. I did not duel at all that night, after attaining the ring.
As for issuing you a challenge... I did not challenge you. I asked you, if you had further grievance with me, to take it off the boards and into the rings.
Simply,
Jaycynda Ashleana
Date: 15 Nov 1998 22:55:59 EST
Jonalyn,
Be forewarned this is the last post I will answer from you, as I feel I have explained myself to the best of my ability to the public, after this letter has been placed upon the corkboards. I will answer each of your questions one at a time, so bear with the length, please. Your statements and questions have been written more boldly for clarity.
First, I wish to respond to a statement. "The announcement of the standings wast placed before the public upon the eighth day of the tenth moon."
I find this odd, Jona, as the standings were posted on the sixth day, and there was no mention of my challenge in them. The next standings listing was the fourteenth of the tenth moon.
"When didst prepare thine challenge, Madame?"
The letter was written Monday morning, after a discussion between the former Baron and myself, to be sent when the new standings had come out.
"Where wast it placed that thine servant didst come upon it?"
It was placed in my office, on my desk.. a room where Joel has free access, as the gentleman who basically handles all of my affairs and less urgent business matters. It is not unusual for him to send out mail for me, especially that with multiple recipients, such as letters to House members, when needed.
"Wherefore didst thine servant deign to issue challenge in thine name, in thine hand and with thine signature without thine leave?"
As I stated above, Jona, it was not unusual for him to do so as I cannot do everything. He didn't know the subject matter was of the importance it was, and as I disappeared abruptly that Monday afternoon, I was not around for him to ask.
"I find nae announcement upon the ancient corkboard of the date time and place set for thine challenge. Art thou now saying that in the mere hour of thine return, thou didst discover the challenge had been issued by thine friend and servant in thine name, that thou then became aware of the impropriety of the challenge ast presented, that thou then didst settle the matter of the improper presentation of the challenge in thine favor, then did
arrange with the then Baron the time and place for the challenge, secure a caller and commence the duel? Curiouser and curiouser. Perhaps thine servant wouldst deign to expound upon the matter."
I arrived home, to be greeted by Joel. Joel then informed me that challenge had been issued, invalidated, and reviewed, and the Baron had said the duel would either take place that day or the following weekend. At that point I went to the Arena to find Evan there, who said it would be the next week. At that time I began to realize something wasn't quite right. However, at that point ( and I quite freely admit to this being my mistake ), Evan said
"Find a caller, let's do this now," to which I said okay and sent a mindcall to the only official I could sense near, which was Jola. Upon asking if she would officiate, I then looked back to Evan and confirmed she would be needed. He agreed and proceeded to Twilight Island, where he met Jola and I and the duel commenced.
"Madame Ashleana, thee resort to issuing me a challenge? How droll. I didst issue thee challenge ast a commoner the day thou didst attain thine ring and thou didst refuse."
Yes, I did refuse your request for a duel, Jona. However, perhaps you didn't notice it, so I will remind you of something. I did not accept a challenge from any dueler that night, as I wished not to duel any more that night. The refusal was not based on who you are, your rank, or anything else. I did not duel at all that night, after attaining the ring.
As for issuing you a challenge... I did not challenge you. I asked you, if you had further grievance with me, to take it off the boards and into the rings.
Simply,
Jaycynda Ashleana
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From: qnluthien@aol.com (QnLuthien)
Date: 16 Nov 1998 19:53:04 EST
One great big happy family! :)
T'as been far too long since I took up a good debate.
::giggles elvishly::
Looks as if I must wait a bit longer, aye?
~Luthien Tinuviel
Date: 16 Nov 1998 19:53:04 EST
One great big happy family! :)
T'as been far too long since I took up a good debate.
::giggles elvishly::
Looks as if I must wait a bit longer, aye?
~Luthien Tinuviel
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From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 17 Nov 1998 13:36:00 EST
Madame Ashleana
Thou art incorrect in stating th' standin's lists were placed fer th' public view 'pon th' sixth day 'o th' tenth moon. Ast well ast th' duels wh' wouldst hae permitted thine proper challenge ta take place were nae placed 'pon th' sixth day. For if I am nae mistaken, thou didst nae earn thine bonafides bu' th' day afore thou hadst stated th' thou didst write thine letter. Ast ta nae havin' yuir challenge announced in 'em, tis nae unusual,
fer manna a challenge date be announced 'pon th' cork bu' nae finds its way inta th' standin's list. Ast thine challenge wast improper tis nae surprise it wouldna appear in th' standin's list.
Thou knew, Madame, th' thine challenge wast improper, yet thou pressed it. Thee flouted nae only th' simplest, mos' basic an unchanged rules 'o engagement bu' th' traditions 'o these ancient an' 'onorable rings. Thou art a blight 'pon these 'alls. Hae I nae called thee ta task fer thine perfidy, thou wouldst hae held thine tongue, fer th' mere wish th' thou wouldst hae thine light ta shine ast an 'onorable, sportmanlike, 'onest, personage.
Aire thee now sayin' thine servant took it 'pon 'imself ta seek out, on thine behalf, th' standin's keeper an Madame Helix an didst plead 'pon yuir behalf th' th' invalid challenge shouldst procede? Thou mus' pay 'im verra well, Madame.
Tis upon thine conscience, Madame, for nae only were thee then a warlord, thou wert an yet art an official 'o these rings.
May thee 'old thine ring in sorrow, Madame, an may thee nae 'old it long. May th' ancient stones 'o these 'alls nae weep tears 'o sorrow for thine disgrace. Th' only saving grace be th' thine ring wast nae taken in 'pon th' sands 'o th' ancient arena.
Jonalyn Nenshen Starfare.
Date: 17 Nov 1998 13:36:00 EST
Madame Ashleana
Thou art incorrect in stating th' standin's lists were placed fer th' public view 'pon th' sixth day 'o th' tenth moon. Ast well ast th' duels wh' wouldst hae permitted thine proper challenge ta take place were nae placed 'pon th' sixth day. For if I am nae mistaken, thou didst nae earn thine bonafides bu' th' day afore thou hadst stated th' thou didst write thine letter. Ast ta nae havin' yuir challenge announced in 'em, tis nae unusual,
fer manna a challenge date be announced 'pon th' cork bu' nae finds its way inta th' standin's list. Ast thine challenge wast improper tis nae surprise it wouldna appear in th' standin's list.
Thou knew, Madame, th' thine challenge wast improper, yet thou pressed it. Thee flouted nae only th' simplest, mos' basic an unchanged rules 'o engagement bu' th' traditions 'o these ancient an' 'onorable rings. Thou art a blight 'pon these 'alls. Hae I nae called thee ta task fer thine perfidy, thou wouldst hae held thine tongue, fer th' mere wish th' thou wouldst hae thine light ta shine ast an 'onorable, sportmanlike, 'onest, personage.
Aire thee now sayin' thine servant took it 'pon 'imself ta seek out, on thine behalf, th' standin's keeper an Madame Helix an didst plead 'pon yuir behalf th' th' invalid challenge shouldst procede? Thou mus' pay 'im verra well, Madame.
Tis upon thine conscience, Madame, for nae only were thee then a warlord, thou wert an yet art an official 'o these rings.
May thee 'old thine ring in sorrow, Madame, an may thee nae 'old it long. May th' ancient stones 'o these 'alls nae weep tears 'o sorrow for thine disgrace. Th' only saving grace be th' thine ring wast nae taken in 'pon th' sands 'o th' ancient arena.
Jonalyn Nenshen Starfare.
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From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 17 Nov 1998 15:28:12 EST
Jonalyn,
It has been Goldendust Evermeadow's long standing practice to put the date of issuance to the public on his standings records. In simple terms, madame, I suggest you read the dates of the standings listings. They were made public on the sixth, fourteenth, and twenty second days of the month of the tenth moon.
I believe an apology is in order to Lord Evermeadow for the slight to his record keeping, however, I'm not fond of having purple cheeks.
Colleen Lasher
Date: 17 Nov 1998 15:28:12 EST
Jonalyn,
It has been Goldendust Evermeadow's long standing practice to put the date of issuance to the public on his standings records. In simple terms, madame, I suggest you read the dates of the standings listings. They were made public on the sixth, fourteenth, and twenty second days of the month of the tenth moon.
I believe an apology is in order to Lord Evermeadow for the slight to his record keeping, however, I'm not fond of having purple cheeks.
Colleen Lasher
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From: gimmzak@aol.com (Gimmzak)
Date: 17 Nov 1998 19:54:18 EST
Colleen,
Can't we just stuff a sock or something in her mouth?
Gim
Date: 17 Nov 1998 19:54:18 EST
Colleen,
Can't we just stuff a sock or something in her mouth?
Gim
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From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 17 Nov 1998 21:43:23 EST
::breaks up laughing reading Gim's note::
Gim,
Would be nice, eh, but have you got one large enough?
Collie
Date: 17 Nov 1998 21:43:23 EST
::breaks up laughing reading Gim's note::
Gim,
Would be nice, eh, but have you got one large enough?
Collie
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From: xerzesm@aol.com (Xerzes M)
Date: 17 Nov 1998 22:50:39 EST
Collie,Gimmzak-
Um...maybe if we ask Goon real nice?
-Xerzes Maureen
Jobber
Date: 17 Nov 1998 22:50:39 EST
Collie,Gimmzak-
Um...maybe if we ask Goon real nice?
-Xerzes Maureen
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From: gimmzak@aol.com (Gimmzak)
Date: 18 Nov 1998 02:21:57 EST
Well, I once killed a giant that wore purple polka dotted socks. Remind me to tell you the story some time.
::wanders oof to find the socks from the giant::
Date: 18 Nov 1998 02:21:57 EST
Well, I once killed a giant that wore purple polka dotted socks. Remind me to tell you the story some time.
::wanders oof to find the socks from the giant::
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From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 18 Nov 1998 13:14:55 EST
Colleen
In simplest terms, I suggest thou read those standin's list. Madame Ashleana ist noted ast "dueling" 'pon the sixth day o' th' tenth moon. Madame Ashleana 'erself didst state she wasna in Rhydin 'pon th' sixth day 'o th' tenth moon, for she wast whisked away 'pon th' fifth day afore witnesses an ast she hast 'erself writ.
What size sock shall I hae ordered for thee, Colleen, an wouldst thee th' MacLeod tartan colors or a simple red.
Cordially,
Jona.
Date: 18 Nov 1998 13:14:55 EST
Colleen
In simplest terms, I suggest thou read those standin's list. Madame Ashleana ist noted ast "dueling" 'pon the sixth day o' th' tenth moon. Madame Ashleana 'erself didst state she wasna in Rhydin 'pon th' sixth day 'o th' tenth moon, for she wast whisked away 'pon th' fifth day afore witnesses an ast she hast 'erself writ.
What size sock shall I hae ordered for thee, Colleen, an wouldst thee th' MacLeod tartan colors or a simple red.
Cordially,
Jona.
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From: xjaycyndax@aol.com (XJaycyndaX)
Date: 18 Nov 1998 14:05:08 EST
The date placed on the standings as to the last date dueled is reflected by the week before... so if a dueler were to duel the week before the standings for the sixth were posted ( The week of Sept 29 - October 4 ) then it would be shown the last date dueled was the day standings were posted, which would be the 6th... just for informational purposes. It does not mean the dueler actually *dueled* on that
date.
-= Jaycy
Date: 18 Nov 1998 14:05:08 EST
The date placed on the standings as to the last date dueled is reflected by the week before... so if a dueler were to duel the week before the standings for the sixth were posted ( The week of Sept 29 - October 4 ) then it would be shown the last date dueled was the day standings were posted, which would be the 6th... just for informational purposes. It does not mean the dueler actually *dueled* on that
date.
-= Jaycy
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From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 18 Nov 1998 15:53:36 EST
Jona,
I suggest to you as you have to others that you get a pair of spectacles.
As you will note if you look upon the standings dates, there are many that have the date 10/06/98 upon them this is to note the last standings date that their duels appear in. If you read the standings Madame Starfare, it specifically states "Standings for the weekend ending 10/04/98." So, I ask you... if those standings closed on 10/04/98 how could a duel having taken place on the 6th be recorded in them?
Colleen
Date: 18 Nov 1998 15:53:36 EST
Jona,
I suggest to you as you have to others that you get a pair of spectacles.
As you will note if you look upon the standings dates, there are many that have the date 10/06/98 upon them this is to note the last standings date that their duels appear in. If you read the standings Madame Starfare, it specifically states "Standings for the weekend ending 10/04/98." So, I ask you... if those standings closed on 10/04/98 how could a duel having taken place on the 6th be recorded in them?
Colleen
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From: gimmzak@aol.com (Gimmzak)
Date: 18 Nov 1998 17:04:47 EST
No no no, you don't understand, the sock wasn't for who was right or wrong, it's cause I and I'm sure many others are sick of hearing the constant barage of insults that pour from your mouth Jona.
Gim
Date: 18 Nov 1998 17:04:47 EST
No no no, you don't understand, the sock wasn't for who was right or wrong, it's cause I and I'm sure many others are sick of hearing the constant barage of insults that pour from your mouth Jona.
Gim
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From: joaknshld@aol.com (J Oaknshld)
Date: 18 Nov 1998 18:49:44 EST
Ta everyone and no one,
I love how ya complain about a person's insults by insultin' dem. Its a two way street, if one person would just get on da exit ramp all da accidents would cease. It's DoS folks, not chicken.
~J
Date: 18 Nov 1998 18:49:44 EST
Ta everyone and no one,
I love how ya complain about a person's insults by insultin' dem. Its a two way street, if one person would just get on da exit ramp all da accidents would cease. It's DoS folks, not chicken.
~J
