From: joaknshld@aol.com (J Oaknshld)
Date: 30 Nov 1998 23:45:29 EST
Who: Jeffy pooh ::grumbles:: vs. Lady Topaz
When: Thursday, December 3rd at 10:00 pm EST ((AOL time))
Where: Basement Annex
Why: Topaz's boredom?
How: Just me and her, I don't use interecession.
Hope dat about covers it. Best see a rather large crowd and a rather large stash of kegs in da corner. I fully expect ta be makin' use of dem kegs in either my celebration party or ta get so drunk off me arse I ferget I lost.
Can I get a Hell yeah?
~J
sick as it is i've already done 20 of dese here challenges
It's Party Time, who wants ta bring da kegs?
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From: chrlotteo@aol.com (Chrlotte O)
Date: 01 Dec 1998 00:07:08 EST
The whole while dadee looked over the funny papers on da board she danced with the leg of a nearby table. Mummy didn't let her bring Teddy tonight an' she was jus' plain bored. With a giggle she threw her arms around dadee's neck when he picked her up and pointed to his notice::
Wassat dadee?
He explained it was notice of his upcoming challenge by the Lady Topaz.
Yous gonna beat her butt dadee?
A scowl formed as mummy leaned close correcting her verbage.
Bu' mummy, dat what dadee do. Member? He beat butt an' keep his wing.
Brown eyes danced as she looked proudly back to her dadee.
An' I's gowna be yous Wady of Horror, righ' dadee? An', an', an' I dun hafta wear no yucky dwess righ' dadee? Jus' my boxies... pwease dadee?
Mummy shook her head while dadee laughed heartily, telling her she would always be his Wady of Horror. The look she flashed mummy a second before her tongue darted out would have been the envy of any child twice her age.
Dadee? Wha' a Hell Yeah, an' kin I's have one?
All seriousness broke on mummy's face as it turned a pretty red at the titters and chuckles that sounded from the few others that milled about the old cork board.
Date: 01 Dec 1998 00:07:08 EST
The whole while dadee looked over the funny papers on da board she danced with the leg of a nearby table. Mummy didn't let her bring Teddy tonight an' she was jus' plain bored. With a giggle she threw her arms around dadee's neck when he picked her up and pointed to his notice::
Wassat dadee?
He explained it was notice of his upcoming challenge by the Lady Topaz.
Yous gonna beat her butt dadee?
A scowl formed as mummy leaned close correcting her verbage.
Bu' mummy, dat what dadee do. Member? He beat butt an' keep his wing.
Brown eyes danced as she looked proudly back to her dadee.
An' I's gowna be yous Wady of Horror, righ' dadee? An', an', an' I dun hafta wear no yucky dwess righ' dadee? Jus' my boxies... pwease dadee?
Mummy shook her head while dadee laughed heartily, telling her she would always be his Wady of Horror. The look she flashed mummy a second before her tongue darted out would have been the envy of any child twice her age.
Dadee? Wha' a Hell Yeah, an' kin I's have one?
All seriousness broke on mummy's face as it turned a pretty red at the titters and chuckles that sounded from the few others that milled about the old cork board.
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From: blkfaether@aol.com (Blkfaether)
Date: 01 Dec 1998 00:37:36 EST
Hell Yeah!
Black Feather
of the
Raven Clan
Wielder of the Midnight Orb
Servant of Truth
Date: 01 Dec 1998 00:37:36 EST
Hell Yeah!
Black Feather
of the
Raven Clan
Wielder of the Midnight Orb
Servant of Truth
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From: occurs@aol.com (Occurs)
Date: 01 Dec 1998 01:58:59 EST
Summer controlled herself as the "HELL YEAH" came from behind her. Why had no one prepared her for this? She crouched to Charlie's level, glancing up to Jeff who for some dumb reason just kept looking proud of their daughter. She would get him back later. She controlled her voice, meeting and holding Charlie's gaze as the child grasped Jeff's pant leg and tried to slide behind his knee.
"Charlie luv, do ya know why ya hae ta keep ya tongue in ya mouth? Well, a long time ago, tongues nae needed ta stay in mouths. They used ta just slide out, slick as an oiled hog in a pig pen. Tha' be true luv, they used ta twine with each other and make up lies just ta see human folk writhe. One Baron Percival, I believe, lost his ring cause o' his roving tongue."
The snickers died down, as some filled their tankards with ale and sat down for a story, Charlie stuck her thumb in her mouth, not daring to drop her mother's gaze as she continued, "Aww that be a sad story. It seem that ta poor Percival, be a good lad and a hard working Baron. An' he got stuck in one o' those long winded Baron's Councils about ta price o' practice blades, o' ta way ta wind blows, o' some such. Anyways, he be sitting at ta table,
with all ta Baron's droning on like bees about honey, an' he fell asleep."
Charlie leaned out, her mouth working the thumb as Summer moved a bit nearer. Someone behind them sat up and spoke, as if to describe the meeting more accurately, but was hushed down by others. Summer pushed, "So, ta poor man just fell asleep. Just like tha'. Ya see he nae be smart, for he be a man that liked ta use his tongue, an' his tongue be ready for just a moment like this. That wily creature slipped from his mouth, just slithered to ta
table, an' Charlie luv, tha' tongue began ta wag."
Charlie's brown eyes grew big as she leaned forward, "It jwust fell ouwt ow his mouth?" Jeff just shook his head, watching her with an odd glow to his eyes.
Nodding gravely Summer continued, "Aye luv, it did. It writhed and twisted, began ta cause all sorts o' trouble. First it licked up all ta bile and then it spit it out, spraying ta Baroness Kaprielle. Oh that tongue be strong and firm and double forked. It slathered her up one side an' down ta other, just ta same as ya when ya butter ya muffin, Charlie. When ta poor Percival woke up, tha' wicked tongue leaped back inta his mouth. But it be
too late, ta Devion Silverblade, ta Kappie's ..." Summer searched and someone shouted out, "Teddy bear."
"Aye, her teddy bear, he challenge tha' sorry Percival on ta spot. Said he gonna take his ring for his nastiness. An' wha' ta poor man ta do? It nae be his fault, but it was." Summer dropped her voice dramatically. "For he be just like ya. He done stick it out all ta time, especially at his ma.
"An' ta teddy bear done took his ring, and he disappeared with his tongue down his throat in shame. So luv, if ya nae want ta be like ta Percival. Keep ya tongue in ya mouth."
Date: 01 Dec 1998 01:58:59 EST
Summer controlled herself as the "HELL YEAH" came from behind her. Why had no one prepared her for this? She crouched to Charlie's level, glancing up to Jeff who for some dumb reason just kept looking proud of their daughter. She would get him back later. She controlled her voice, meeting and holding Charlie's gaze as the child grasped Jeff's pant leg and tried to slide behind his knee.
"Charlie luv, do ya know why ya hae ta keep ya tongue in ya mouth? Well, a long time ago, tongues nae needed ta stay in mouths. They used ta just slide out, slick as an oiled hog in a pig pen. Tha' be true luv, they used ta twine with each other and make up lies just ta see human folk writhe. One Baron Percival, I believe, lost his ring cause o' his roving tongue."
The snickers died down, as some filled their tankards with ale and sat down for a story, Charlie stuck her thumb in her mouth, not daring to drop her mother's gaze as she continued, "Aww that be a sad story. It seem that ta poor Percival, be a good lad and a hard working Baron. An' he got stuck in one o' those long winded Baron's Councils about ta price o' practice blades, o' ta way ta wind blows, o' some such. Anyways, he be sitting at ta table,
with all ta Baron's droning on like bees about honey, an' he fell asleep."
Charlie leaned out, her mouth working the thumb as Summer moved a bit nearer. Someone behind them sat up and spoke, as if to describe the meeting more accurately, but was hushed down by others. Summer pushed, "So, ta poor man just fell asleep. Just like tha'. Ya see he nae be smart, for he be a man that liked ta use his tongue, an' his tongue be ready for just a moment like this. That wily creature slipped from his mouth, just slithered to ta
table, an' Charlie luv, tha' tongue began ta wag."
Charlie's brown eyes grew big as she leaned forward, "It jwust fell ouwt ow his mouth?" Jeff just shook his head, watching her with an odd glow to his eyes.
Nodding gravely Summer continued, "Aye luv, it did. It writhed and twisted, began ta cause all sorts o' trouble. First it licked up all ta bile and then it spit it out, spraying ta Baroness Kaprielle. Oh that tongue be strong and firm and double forked. It slathered her up one side an' down ta other, just ta same as ya when ya butter ya muffin, Charlie. When ta poor Percival woke up, tha' wicked tongue leaped back inta his mouth. But it be
too late, ta Devion Silverblade, ta Kappie's ..." Summer searched and someone shouted out, "Teddy bear."
"Aye, her teddy bear, he challenge tha' sorry Percival on ta spot. Said he gonna take his ring for his nastiness. An' wha' ta poor man ta do? It nae be his fault, but it was." Summer dropped her voice dramatically. "For he be just like ya. He done stick it out all ta time, especially at his ma.
"An' ta teddy bear done took his ring, and he disappeared with his tongue down his throat in shame. So luv, if ya nae want ta be like ta Percival. Keep ya tongue in ya mouth."
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From: joaknshld@aol.com (J Oaknshld)
Date: 01 Dec 1998 02:18:33 EST
Jeff couldn't help but get a kick out of his beautiful daughter's naive commentary. He had no desire to scold or correct her in any way, to him she was the very epitome of innocence. However, he knew Summer was right, they had to teach her right from wrong early on before bad habits took form. Still, he would try with all his might to avoid upsetting neither wife nor child. Scooping the wee babe up in his arms he flashed a bright
smile to her and spoke with soft gentle tones, rare for him, and reserved when addressing the ones he loved most.
"Charlie dear mayhaps ya consider how special ta challenge matches be ta ya da. It be a time ta get all dressed up fer ta party, ta celebrate and have fun with ta sport. Ya pinks be grand just like ya ma, but it be a special occassion and ya be wise ta slip inta somethin' a little more eloquent. I'm sure ya ma will help ya pick somethin' out, somethin' nae too constrictive, but appropriate fer ta situation. Plus ta pinks be special fer
flashin'. All da pink boxer girls excel in flashin' deir shorts ta da admirin' crowd. Ya cannae flash ta boxers if ya nae wearin' anythin' over it. If in ya nae like da dresses, mayhaps we find ya a pair of fancy pantaloons with ta slit up da side like ya ma. If it suits ya we find ya a cute tee ta go over ya top, so ya can display ya da's colors. If in ya wear me colors wee one it'll make me even more proud of me Lady of Horror. We'll fix ya
up with a sweet tee with ta Oakenshield logo on it and get ya somethin' ta put over ta boxers so ya can flash 'em right beside ya ma. How's dat sound dear?"
Jeff looked with pride into his daughters eyes, conveying that he did want to please her but also that he meant what he said and that she was to listen to him. Giving his daughter a quick wink he kissed her cheek and then reached over for Summer.
"Heyas luv, all be well with ta babe, we'll have her lookin' presentable fer ta match, nae ya worra"
With that he slid his free arm around his wife and led her home on a peaceful evening stroll.
Date: 01 Dec 1998 02:18:33 EST
Jeff couldn't help but get a kick out of his beautiful daughter's naive commentary. He had no desire to scold or correct her in any way, to him she was the very epitome of innocence. However, he knew Summer was right, they had to teach her right from wrong early on before bad habits took form. Still, he would try with all his might to avoid upsetting neither wife nor child. Scooping the wee babe up in his arms he flashed a bright
smile to her and spoke with soft gentle tones, rare for him, and reserved when addressing the ones he loved most.
"Charlie dear mayhaps ya consider how special ta challenge matches be ta ya da. It be a time ta get all dressed up fer ta party, ta celebrate and have fun with ta sport. Ya pinks be grand just like ya ma, but it be a special occassion and ya be wise ta slip inta somethin' a little more eloquent. I'm sure ya ma will help ya pick somethin' out, somethin' nae too constrictive, but appropriate fer ta situation. Plus ta pinks be special fer
flashin'. All da pink boxer girls excel in flashin' deir shorts ta da admirin' crowd. Ya cannae flash ta boxers if ya nae wearin' anythin' over it. If in ya nae like da dresses, mayhaps we find ya a pair of fancy pantaloons with ta slit up da side like ya ma. If it suits ya we find ya a cute tee ta go over ya top, so ya can display ya da's colors. If in ya wear me colors wee one it'll make me even more proud of me Lady of Horror. We'll fix ya
up with a sweet tee with ta Oakenshield logo on it and get ya somethin' ta put over ta boxers so ya can flash 'em right beside ya ma. How's dat sound dear?"
Jeff looked with pride into his daughters eyes, conveying that he did want to please her but also that he meant what he said and that she was to listen to him. Giving his daughter a quick wink he kissed her cheek and then reached over for Summer.
"Heyas luv, all be well with ta babe, we'll have her lookin' presentable fer ta match, nae ya worra"
With that he slid his free arm around his wife and led her home on a peaceful evening stroll.
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From: jakemheart@aol.com (JakeMHeart)
Date: 01 Dec 1998 07:46:13 EST
Ugh... Ya got another one, Eh, Jeff? Ooooo, good luck with this one. The little dwarf man..::Grins::..Jeff's got a new challenger. Well luck ta ya, Jeff. Remember, this one's as small as you, you can thrust her now. Luck.
Topaz, I'm siding with ya. Go, Topaz! Whooop up that ole dwarf!
o - )
o - )
-------)> Jake :)
Date: 01 Dec 1998 07:46:13 EST
Ugh... Ya got another one, Eh, Jeff? Ooooo, good luck with this one. The little dwarf man..::Grins::..Jeff's got a new challenger. Well luck ta ya, Jeff. Remember, this one's as small as you, you can thrust her now. Luck.
Topaz, I'm siding with ya. Go, Topaz! Whooop up that ole dwarf!
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From: khrystawlf@aol.com (KhrystaWlf)
Date: 01 Dec 1998 07:54:39 EST
::Chuckles merrily::
Jeffy Pooh..... as much as I love ya, I hope ya don't mind that I cheer fer Topaz this time.... After all, we women need ta stick together......
Besides, luv... she's my boss..... 'nuff said on that.....
Khrys
Date: 01 Dec 1998 07:54:39 EST
::Chuckles merrily::
Jeffy Pooh..... as much as I love ya, I hope ya don't mind that I cheer fer Topaz this time.... After all, we women need ta stick together......
Besides, luv... she's my boss..... 'nuff said on that.....
Khrys
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From: rlupton@aol.com (RLupton)
Date: 01 Dec 1998 14:56:34 EST
Lupton stands there, utterly dumb-founded. Who does one root for in such an awful situation? With a trembling hand, he penned two very difficult words.
Go Jeff.
~Lup
Date: 01 Dec 1998 14:56:34 EST
Lupton stands there, utterly dumb-founded. Who does one root for in such an awful situation? With a trembling hand, he penned two very difficult words.
Go Jeff.
~Lup
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From: carnage669@aol.com (Carnage669)
Date: 01 Dec 1998 22:02:09 EST
Get him Topaz.
Cletus
Still confused
Baron of the 5th
Renegade to Dal
Guardian of Polaris
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Date: 01 Dec 1998 22:02:09 EST
Get him Topaz.
Cletus
Still confused
Baron of the 5th
Renegade to Dal
Guardian of Polaris
Member of The Rising Stars (TDL)