On the status of Dalamar

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From: lrdartides@aol.com (LrdArtides)
Date: 17 Feb 1999 15:29:41 EST

Ian

It appears that I am perhaps more foolish and ignorant then even our esteemed Lady Starfare would have us believe. I do believe that I have committed, upon your person, a grave offense, and my yet untried and unthought of friendship-to-be with you has become yet another unwitting casualty in my vain attempts at amusing myself. Please understand that you have my full apology on the matter, as I understand now, that your intentions were nothing but
honorable and selfless, moreover were directed toward my personal well being. I have wronged you, in my estimation of your words, and I have wronged you in my words in reply. For what it is worth, I retract my views and do humbly apologize for my childish efforts at humor and witless provocation of one who is so rightminded. Moreover, an apology from you is quite unnecessary, and indeed, I will not accept it, for I do not, in anyway deserve it.

I would further wish to apologize to anyone else who might, in any way, have felt themselves either also wronged or offended by my actions, or the actions of others, prompted by my own. Should there be anything I can do to allay your hurts of that nature, please do not hesitate to come forward. I would like to add specific apologies to the ever pert Lady Starfare, the refreshingly honest and to the point Madame LeFay, and especially, my most humble
apologies and condolences go to the grieving Lady Elgarette, whom, though an innocent by stander, I feel has been most wronged by this entire line of posts and thread, most certainly my doing and fault. Again, I apologize most deeply and given the opportunity and the request, I shall certainly be willing to make it up to any who have felt themselves wronged by my inhumane treatment of this subject.

Aerenth.

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From: morganfay@aol.com (MorganFay)
Date: 17 Feb 1999 15:34:35 EST

Your questions have already been answered, Aerenth, you have just refused to accept the answer because it was not what you wanted to hear. What you want or do not want to hear from me is not my concern or my priority.

I am not going to keep repeating myself for your amusement. Each time you ask one of your questions and want to be answered, kindly go back a few pieces of paper and read aloud the answer there. Feel free to repeat the process as many times as you would like so that it might finally sink in. If it pleases you to continue speculating and making up wild stories, then please, feel free to do that too. I, however, will not be here to respond to you
again.

Good luck in your efforts.

Morgan

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From: morganfay@aol.com (MorganFay)
Date: 17 Feb 1999 15:38:15 EST

::sighs, finding her curt answer to be stuck to the board, unable to remove it::

::tries to paste this note over her last::

Apology accepted, Aerenth, and I too apologize for my curtness in reply to you. You are correct that Sidartha is the one most hurt by all of this, and I am deeply regretful for my part in that hurt.

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From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 17 Feb 1999 17:13:24 EST

Aerenth,

Indeed, I play nae anna "games", sir. Tis gracious of thee to offer thine apology. I do accept thine apology in that, perhaps, t'was in concern for the fallen thee hae nae considered how much distress thine comments engendered. Tis thee shall hae ta pardon mine comments, yet, under the circumstances, t'was seeming a need to clout thee, so to speak, with blunt words for thee seemed nae to pay heed to either those of the Lady of Avalon nor unto
those of his Majesty, Ian MacKenzie, ast well ast the the most obvious distress of Madame Elgarette.

Jonalyn Starfare

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From: rlupton@aol.com (RLupton)
Date: 17 Feb 1999 17:32:33 EST

8 + 7 = 15.

15/2 = 7.5.



~ Lup

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From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 17 Feb 1999 18:03:32 EST

Ag,

Crawling out from under yuir rock agin, I see. Do wander to the Rhydin Brickyard and replace that brick ye use fer a brain, tis seeming a bit more addled than usual.

Jona

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From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 17 Feb 1999 18:31:44 EST

Lup

Tis Ian deserves at least a nine, neh?

Jona

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From: gimmzak@aol.com (Gimmzak)
Date: 17 Feb 1999 21:04:59 EST



I just wish I had a gold coin for every insult Jona has lashed at someone. I'm sure I'd have enough to buy 3 kingdoms by now.

Gim

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From: agrenish@aol.com (Agrenish)
Date: 17 Feb 1999 23:06:15 EST

>>Crawling out from under yuir rock agin, I see. Do wander to the Rhydin Brickyard and replace that brick ye use fer a brain, tis seeming a bit more addled than usual.<<

Aww... Jony baby, your words strike my heart like a masochist's barbed whip. But you speak them as soft as a praise. The Arena needs to replace their wards, you need to replace your tongue... it's not as effective as it used to be.

Reason you can't see me is because I sit atop of a mountian where all you can see of me is the suillhoette of me before the sun burns the lenses out of your eyes.

And don't point, it's impolite.



Agrenish Preescott

~It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him~

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From: devilhntrx@aol.com (DevilHntrX)
Date: 17 Feb 1999 23:36:13 EST

I'd have to agree, Jona...You've been causing alot of problems on the boards with your petty insults. You must truely crave attention to constantly criticize people for little reason. Is it that poor lil' Jona is ignored if she stops her bitching for a minute? If not, then I don't see why else.

Merrily,
~Hunter

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From: joaknshld@aol.com (J Oaknshld)
Date: 18 Feb 1999 00:19:34 EST

Whoa, I'm gonna die of shock.

Hunter, incredible post! Bravo! Ya just solved every single problem Jona has caused with yer enlightening ideas.

Superb work, keep it up!


~J
Dripping in sarcasm

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From: drakewyni@aol.com (Drakewyn I)
Date: 18 Feb 1999 02:20:58 EST

Well Gimz...

You write, "I just wish I had a gold coin for every insult Jona has lashed at someone. I'm sure I'd have enough to buy 3 kingdoms by now."
Is that each separate insult, or each separate time... I think if you're going with the sparate insult option, you've underestimated the amount of money you'd have.


Lady Drake, aka the Gryphon.

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From: quickvarmg@aol.com (QuickVarMG)
Date: 18 Feb 1999 06:56:23 EST

The amusing thing is that people are trying to outwit Jona with insults they condemn her for and most of the time, Jona finds some clever remark that truly makes their idiocy protrude like a wart on the nose.
Sometimes all they need to do is try to insult Jona and it has the same effect mentioned above.


Var Medici-Giovanni

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|¯Proud father, proud husband¯|
|¯Warlord of Duel of Swords¯|
|¯Soul dedicated to Noelle¯|
|¯Devoted to his children¯|

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From: gimmzak@aol.com (Gimmzak)
Date: 18 Feb 1999 09:07:14 EST



Ah my dear Var,

I'm not insulting her this time. I've seen the light and read Hunter's post. It makes perfect sense. Now if only we all had the fortitude to actully ignore her. Trust me I know how hard that is.

Drake,
I think I shall take the "Each seperate insult" category as my coffers could use a little filling

::chuckling::

Gim

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From: quickvarmg@aol.com (QuickVarMG)
Date: 18 Feb 1999 17:45:44 EST

Well, Gimm,
All I can say is that either your idea of insult varies from mine, or you're so full of hot air in fear of being called a hypocrite, your skin is darkened from the burn.
Because I (ahem) don't know which one, I'll tell you what both my responses would be to both.
Former: "Hmm, odd, but I guess you say tomato, I say tomahto."
Latter: "You are a coward, moron, and hypocrite! By the way, did you get a tan? You seem darker..."
Take your pick.

Var Medici-Giovanni

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|¯Proud father, proud husband¯|
|¯Warlord of Duel of Swords¯|
|¯Soul dedicated to Noelle¯|
|¯Devoted to his children¯|