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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:13 pm

From: zenblack@aol.com (Zen Black)
Date: 26 Mar 1999 00:51:52 EST

"Tweezers? Nah. Those must have belonged to a lesser man. Mine actually requires a hydraulic lift for proper relief. "

So, you've got hydraulic problems nature just can't overcome, eh? Pity. Oh well, at least you've got that lift to help you out if you ever need to please the ladies.
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:13 pm

From: eagleecore@aol.com (EagleEcore)
Date: 26 Mar 1999 01:36:32 EST

Isn't there a saying to the effect the more you talk about what you have the less you actually do have? Or likewise the more you boast about what ye can do or what ye can get the less ye actually can do or get?

~Ecore
"If you have 30 pennies and 36 Luptons it just shows you HOs are still a dime a dozen."
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:13 pm

From: skylercj@aol.com (Skyler CJ)
Date: 26 Mar 1999 01:45:41 EST

It's okay. I'll forgive you Ecore. I must have beaten you up so badly tonight that you can't think straight. I know, it happens. Try to get some rest eh?

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:13 pm

From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 26 Mar 1999 01:47:52 EST

She reads Ecore's notice " Isn't there a saying to the effect the more you talk about what you have the less you actually do have? Or likewise the more you boast about what ye can do or what ye can get the less ye actually can do or get?" and places a note under it..

E,

It's those that talk about it a lot don't get it enough. Notice I don't say much?

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:14 pm

From: quickvarmg@aol.com (QuickVarMG)
Date: 26 Mar 1999 04:06:15 EST

Gee, when I said the arena was getting better, I forgot to think about the way one or two people's maturity gradually regresses to the point of idiocy.

Your aura of insecurity is protruding like an ugly wart on the nose, Skyler. There should be a good doctor somewhere, at least one unfortunate soul who will probe your psyche and help find the problem.

I probably shouldn't even be responding. This seems to be your new outlet to get attention, like a child who holds his breath until mommy says, "Okay, we'll go get ice cream."

The community must be at a loss. I am honestly debating whether you should be drowned in the fountain of youth or the fountain of age. There are good things about each. For youth, it will give you a second chance of life, maybe you'll read the books you never read, and learn the basic forms of maturity you never learned. With age, well, let's just hope you'd grow up. Heck, they say age comes with wisdom, and it's apparent your need for wisdom
is in abundance.

Hopefully these words of enlightenment will urge that little gerbil in your brain to start running again to get the gears working. Good day.
Simply,

Var Medici-Giovanni



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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:14 pm

From: skylercj@aol.com (Skyler CJ)
Date: 26 Mar 1999 09:33:14 EST

Come on, Var. Don't you know you're only stooping to my level? You're supposed to be more mature than that!

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:14 pm

From: alyxz@aol.com (Alyxz)
Date: 26 Mar 1999 11:58:02 EST

I once had a pet Gerbil.


~Alyxz
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:14 pm

From: simini@aol.com (Simini)
Date: 26 Mar 1999 14:03:39 EST

Simini scanned the missives as quickly as she could, hoping to finish quickly and get away from the strong ammonia odor that for some reason seemed always to accumulate near the wooden post

Reading, her lips suddenly tightened and her eyes flashed. Then she read on.

Her thick copper braid swung out and over her shoulder as she turned to go. "Hmph," she said primly.
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:14 pm

From: sidarthae@aol.com (Sidartha E)
Date: 27 Mar 1999 13:30:17 EST

::raises an eyebrow, not quite familiar with the tearm "hydraulic lift", but getting the gist of his note anyway::

::writes below it::

Thanks Skyler, I'll keep a copy of this note just in case I need a good laugh.

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:14 pm

From: lordgunthr@aol.com (LordGunthr)
Date: 27 Mar 1999 20:02:51 EST

::simply writes::

Hey Skyler, what was the score in our duel again? 5-2? 5-1? Wait, no, it was 5-0, heh.

Gunthar
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:15 pm

From: lrdartides@aol.com (LrdArtides)
Date: 27 Mar 1999 21:02:39 EST

::finds his way to this thread. Grins, turning up his collar and holding the rain hat down tight.

"Now...this is more like it."

grins happily and scribbles a few words::

Come on...put some -wit- into it, guy's...Let's see some -real- mud fly...this is pretty good, but it's kinda boring. Get some real flames in there, or I might have to go call in the reinforcements.

Aerenth

::grins broadly, signing his name with an exaggerated flourish and a smiley face, then reads his last words again, nodding to himself as he stalks off in search of Jona and Morgan::
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:15 pm

From: valmion@aol.com (Valmion)
Date: 28 Mar 1999 13:42:31 EST

::reads it all and just walks away with an amused smile on his face::
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:15 pm

From: agrenish@aol.com (Agrenish)
Date: 28 Mar 1999 17:30:32 EST

You all suck equally.



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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:15 pm

From: alyxz@aol.com (Alyxz)
Date: 29 Mar 1999 01:49:54 EST


>>You all suck equally.<<

Didn't that used to be written on the privy wall?

~A
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:15 pm

From: rheinfyre@aol.com (RheinFyre)
Date: 05 Apr 1999 22:47:29 EDT


::as the Dragon lights upon the ground she settles on her haunches, wrapping her wings around her::
::a talloned forepaw flips thru the notes as a smirk tugs at her Dragonic lips::
::softly said::
my my my, tis the original BAD BOY !!!!!!
::then scratches a note on the cork with her tallon::
So tell me, were's the original BAD GIRL!!!!!
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