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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:56 pm

From: methous45@aol.com (Methous45)
Date: 10 May 1999 21:15:33 EDT

::Is simply glad that it ant him taking the heat::

Ahhh,
Free at last, free at last, thank Oberon! I'm free at last.





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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:57 pm

From: ronstrude@aol.com (Ron Strude)
Date: 10 May 1999 21:15:48 EDT

>Have you even punched anyone yet?

About a hundred times in 5 duels. I always land a high slug.




>do you enjoy making yourself look a fool in public, or does it come natural?

Doesn't work in private, I prefer public. Yes, I enjoy it. I love it. NEXT!


And anyway, how in hell does a blind man write? What are you, playing blind? Get off the boards smarty. Unless you can read this topic and a kid writes it for you (and reads it for ya). Little runt.





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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:57 pm

From: methous45@aol.com (Methous45)
Date: 10 May 1999 21:18:57 EDT

::Uses his new quote::

{Buckle-up spanky. We going for a ride}

Now that would be a shirt.



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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:57 pm

From: ronstrude@aol.com (Ron Strude)
Date: 10 May 1999 21:23:02 EDT


Methane,
Yeah, and if that was a shirt... I'd gladly pay Eldy my profit to spank ya. But who in the world would do it? You're a disease. Go find an old lady and give her a cent or two, you might enjoy it. Please, take your time, and if you want to insult me... Don't back away from in the Arena... Again. Good day,




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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:58 pm

From: lexigirl1@aol.com (LexiGirl1)
Date: 10 May 1999 21:34:37 EDT

Eldy,
Dae is jus' mini-god #578697979078656453.....so....wha's he gonna do when his 'Daelin-mania' runs wild on yooooooooooou!!!!??

With much jest,

Miss Lexi, the Macho-Queen
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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:58 pm

From: icearrovv@aol.com (Ice Arrovv)
Date: 11 May 1999 15:01:03 EDT

<< Like I said.. Hex. You're not worth the trouble.>>
Me not worth the trouble? Ronny, boy, if I'm not worth the trouble, why do you keep sayin' that? You are just contradictin' yourself at that. Ron, getalife.

Bye-bye Mr. Foofie,

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Selling!: I want to kill a Ron shirt.

Also selling: Ice Ice Arrow shirts.

(He he... These things'll sell...)
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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:59 pm

From: agrenish@aol.com (Agrenish)
Date: 12 May 1999 01:15:18 EDT

>>By the way, Foofie belongs to the whacko Agrneish. <<

::Clears his throat::

I'm going to win a Warlord's Tournament. What're you gonna do kiddo?

Got a story for you.

~~
Bon Bon Bonnie Ronny ran to mommy. "Mommy, my name is Ronny but I have no johnny!", said Ronny to mommy. "That's okay Ronny, girls have no johnnys." said mommy to Ronny. "But mommy, my name is Ronny... a boys name. A girls name Connie." said Ronny to mommy. "Ronny," said mommy. "If you were a girl, we were going to name you Connie. But you looked like a boy so we named you Ronny. You were scrawny Ronny. When we noticed you had no johnny, it was too
late. Now go outside and play with Tommy and Donny, Ronny. And no more crying because you have no johnny, Ronny." "Yes mommy." said Ronny, and she went outside.
~~

Slap my ass then come and kiss it... girlie. Weird girls like doing that sort of thing. I like it too.


~I don't sell shirts
I hand out scars
Ooo... Scary~




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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:59 pm

From: lrdartides@aol.com (LrdArtides)
Date: 12 May 1999 01:21:07 EDT

::pens with much mirth::

Everyonce and awhile, I really like you, Aggy.




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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:00 pm

From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 12 May 1999 04:13:48 EDT

::Reading the posts from this "Ron" Kid and laughing his ass off::

Wait a minute....

He makes fun of people....Just like ole Billy Ray been doin' for years.

He has T-shirts with funny catch phrases....just like ole Billy has been doin' for about three years.

Does he fight with his fists? Just like Billy Ray's been doin' since the beginin' of time?

If he drinks Yukon and starts speakin' like me I'm gonna lose my lunch.

I don't mind Jesse struttin' around like the cock of the walk 'cause the kids earned some measure of respect....and he's the ONLY one of the Billy-clones I've seen in this place since I started, and there's been ALOT of em, who's even made it ta' some semblance of a fighter.

Just fer fun...let's all add a name ta' the list of guys like this who came, blew thier wad, and then dropped into obscurity within' a month or so...here's a few I rmember:

IRONSIDES
Karnafexx2
Phlag X (until he wised up)
Zaradda
Kayne rune
Draven
Coolmoney
LORDHAPPY

And I'm sure the other people know alot more and'll let ya' know. When it's all said and done, add yer name ta' the bottom of the list kid 'cause yer just another wanna-be that never-was and ya' can't be like Billy 'cause I broke the damn mold when I was made.

"You know the difference between me and you? I make this look good!"

~Will Smith, Men in Black.


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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:00 pm

From: shadowsiv@aol.com (Shadowsiv)
Date: 12 May 1999 05:47:43 EDT

Man Aggie..yew are really a foofie. Heck, go to sleep, so I don't hae ta put ye their


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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:00 pm

From: sidarthae@aol.com (Sidartha E)
Date: 12 May 1999 11:20:00 EDT

>>Draven<<

Hey now, Billy, don't blame Draven for leaving. It's not his fault he was killed. Or Rad, for that matter.

I know, I know, "since when did death become a hindrance when it comes to RhyDin?"

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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:00 pm

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 12 May 1999 17:04:03 EDT

>
>Hey now, Billy, don't blame Draven for leaving. It's not his fault he was
>killed. Or Rad, for that matter.
>
>I know, I know, "since when did death become a hindrance when it comes to
>RhyDin?"
>
>~Sid
>

I don't know, Sid. I'm glad they're gone. This area is better off without them.



I hate you.



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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:01 pm

From: methous45@aol.com (Methous45)
Date: 12 May 1999 18:17:12 EDT

> Methane,
>Yeah, and if that was a shirt... I'd gladly pay Eldy my profit to spank ya.
>But who in the world would do it? You're a disease. Go find an old lady and
>give her a cent or two, you might enjoy it. Please, take your time, and if
>you want to insult me... Don't back away from in the Arena... Again. Good
>day,
>
>
>
>
>- Shirts being sold: "I Want To Be A Ron" -
> - limited time, being sold fast. -
>
> ~ Ronny
>
>
>

::Begins to lose his calmness fast::
Ron,
I don't know what crack in the ground you sleep in but I'm about 2 seconds from finding ya mama, starting a small fire in her panties and then looking for you. When I find you I'm gonna break both of ya legs then I'll shove your hands up your butt, so I can watch you walk on your elbows.

Cordially,
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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:01 pm

From: ronstrude@aol.com (Ron Strude)
Date: 12 May 1999 19:50:23 EDT

Agrenish,
When you lose this tournament I pull point my finger at you and laugh. When I become the oh great rank of warlord, I'll win the next if I'm not a baron by then. Or overlord, whatever. Wow, you rhyme well smart guy. Here goes a special one for ya,

(Aggy's point of view of course.)

Hi, I am Agrenish.
I smell like relish.
When hungry, time to eat my bum.
Ronny tries to smack me to stop, I just say "Yum."
Leave me alone, I am a wuss.
So Ronny took my lunch money and I became a puss. (girl, for the illiterate)
Ronny is just cooler than I by a ton,
that I wish I had the shirt "I Want To Be A Ron."


Alright, Methane,

When you find me, or atleast I find you. We'll be seeing who's gonna walk on elbows. And please, don't back away again. Stand still and I'll drive ya feet first through the floor.



The biggest idiot of all is of course... last. He's always last, poor sap. Silly Billy,

You're an old dust bag. Jesse's just a garbage pile. Welcome to the new and improved duelist. And by the way, my blade was stolen smart guy. Ever heard of sleeping? Well, people steal things then at that time. I will get that blade back, with blood if needed.

And Mr. Big Man...::pure sarcasm::... When I break every bone in your body and you're on the floor, I'll vomit on you with a little spit involved. Nice day, boyo.


And everyone else interested, Ronny big guy will be dueling tonight. Busting lips and knee caps.


And plus, do you guys actually think I care what you all think? I duel for me and myself, which makes my life, for myself only. I'll be nice when I feel like it. Yay...






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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:02 pm

From: qxz137@aol.com (QXZ137)
Date: 12 May 1999 20:35:02 EDT

(In response to Ron's poem)
OK, boy, learn that it takes more than ending a word with the same letters to rhyme. Agrenish and relish? Ton and Ron? You can't pronounce your own name?

<<You're an old dust bag. Jesse's just a garbage pile. Welcome to the new and improved duelist. And by the way, my blade was stolen smart guy. Ever heard of sleeping? Well, people steal things then at that time. I will get that blade back, with blood if needed.>>
In other words, even sleeping people can steal from Ron's "intimidating figure."

<< And Mr. Big Man...::pure sarcasm::... When I break every bone in your body and you're on the floor, I'll vomit on you with a little spit involved. Nice day, boyo.>>
No! Don't speak on him!


<<And everyone else interested, Ronny big guy will be dueling tonight. Busting lips and knee caps.>>
His own...

Quizxs
T-Shirts and their current gold totals:
"I wanna be a ron": $5... counting his own purchases.
"Ron Who?": $50000... including Ron's mother's purchase
"Ron -1:-4 says 'I'm Insecure'": $600000... including Ron.
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