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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:50 pm

From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 06 Mar 2000 13:29:16 EST

Off the original subject...

Drey,

Are you a bit pissed because you mistook my comments about Cas? And when he showed up in the arena you proceeded to tattletale on how "Billy was putting you down" only to have me tell Cas exactly the same thing to his face, and he understanding. Therefore making you look nothing more than the little three year old you always act. You are nothing short of a damn Oxygen thief, algae floating atop the shallow end of the gene pool.

You are nothing and will never be anything significant with the DoS and your one claim to fame will be the fact you make yourself look like a total rump munch on a regular basis.
You have no mojo, son. I can be gone five years and come back and I'd be more well known than you if you'd come to the arena every night in between. You're a pimple on the ass of the DoS and you don't even know it.

As for Jesse...He's good, one of the few people I consider close to an equal. Not being able to defeat him? Ah, you're one of those little ankle-biters that think one match sets precedence. Fact is, he and I have dueled twice. I knocked him out of the last warlords tournament and he beat me during a champions challenge match. If it makes you feel a tad more secure in the fact that you can't beat either of us, then I'll let you stick with your
delusions, it's all you have going for you.

Huma,

I have a few paraphrased quotes to relay to you about growing up.

"It's my ring...mine,mine,mine! And I will keep challenging till I win it back! ::Insert pathetic whining sounds::"

"I'm incapable of winning my ring back...so I'm leaving...I hate this place."

"I can say and do whatever I want, I don't give a damn what you people think of me. ::Insert petulant little tone and foot stomping::"

You, Sphincter-boy, are a laugh.

Love always,

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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:50 pm

From: dreystarke@aol.com (DreyStarke)
Date: 06 Mar 2000 16:16:16 EST



"I hae ne'er e'er made claim to speak for the sport, though ye hae opined I do."

Did I ever say ya claimed to speak for it? I said you did, but never claimed it. "Th' only insult ta th' sport or ta th' grand cavern wouldst be fer thee ta garner a ring." - That is speaking for the sport. You, my dear, are the fool.

"ne'er hae I opined th' ta duels revolve around either mineself or annaone, an' mos' certes nae around incompetant, arrogant, power 'ungry officials."

Did I ever say you said that the duels revolve around you? No.
And furthermore, who said anything about officials? Amusing how you seem to point fingers at all the officials.

Now, on to Billy-Boy...
"Off the original subject..." ~ Indeed, Billy. Pointless.

"Are you a bit pissed because you mistook my comments about Cas?"

First I'd like to applaud you for not using Snapper Head in the first sentence... Now. Where in the world did you get this? This has nothing to do with "anything" in this topic. Perhaps your "Snapper Head" has blinded your literacy.

"And when he showed up in the arena you proceeded to tattletale on how "Billy was putting you down"

I never said you were putting him down. I just thought it was rather humorous how you proceeded to tell how Cas "was nothing but a see through bag." Funny thing is, if he was so see through, ya should've beatin' him when you had the chance. Perhaps you're growing inane in your age.

"If it makes you feel a tad more secure in the fact that you can't beat either of us, then I'll let you stick with your
delusions, it's all you have going for you."

I don't believe Jesse has ever defeated me, but that's irrelevant as of now.

"He's good, one of the few people I consider close to an equal."

That's like comparing a cat to a mouse. You, of course, being the rodent.

Scrape your so called rust off, and then talk to me. I've yet to see any real, "Bad Boy of DoS," but a guy with increasingly old insults. Originality, indeed, Jonalyn.






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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:50 pm

From: ianmackenzie@aol.com (Ian MacKenzie)
Date: 06 Mar 2000 16:33:33 EST

"Did I ever say ya claimed to speak for it? I said you did, but never claimed it. "Th' only insult ta th' sport or ta th' grand cavern wouldst be fer thee ta garner a ring." - That is speaking for the sport. You, my dear, are the fool."

Lord Starke:

That is not speaking for the sport. That is Expressing One's Opinion.

Should I mark you down as one of those who would abolish such expression?

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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:50 pm

From: dreystarke@aol.com (DreyStarke)
Date: 06 Mar 2000 17:05:27 EST

Ian,

"Th' only insult ta th' sport or ta th' grand cavern wouldst be fer thee ta
garner a ring."


Good enough? It's certainly speaking for the sport, if one does claim it an insult to the sport. It is an opinion, but also an opinion that is speaking for the sport, from her mind.
If I were to say... "You're an insult to the sport." That's my opinion, but I'm also taking the perspective of the sport. "You're an idiot," that's my opinion, but speaking for myself. "I personally believe you're an incredible dishonor to the sport, and unto any ring you garner." - That's an opinion speaking from my point of view.





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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:50 pm

From: daedragonsblade@aol.com (Dae Dragonsblade)
Date: 06 Mar 2000 19:25:29 EST

>Maybe your were just BSing in one of the instances
>>and I'm wrong..oh well.

Glad you can read.


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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:51 pm

From: sidarthax@aol.com (Sidartha x)
Date: 06 Mar 2000 20:25:40 EST

"I hae ne'er e'er made claim to speak for the sport, though ye hae opined I do."

Jonalyn,

In response to the above, I quote YOU...

"Th' only insult ta th' sport or ta th' grand cavern wouldst be fer thee ta
garner a ring."

Who are you to deem what is and what is not an insult to the sport? This quote *alone* shows how much you feel that you are the sole voice for the entire Community. I could quote more, but unlike you, I have better things to do, like running a duchy and seeing my kids.

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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:51 pm

From: sidarthax@aol.com (Sidartha x)
Date: 06 Mar 2000 20:29:45 EST

Ian~

Had she said "I believe that the only insult to the sport or to this grand cavern would be for you to garner a ring," I would see your point, clearly. However, she said nothing of "I believe" or "in my opinion". She simply stated it as if it were a fact, which it is not.

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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:51 pm

From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 06 Mar 2000 23:23:34 EST

Madame Elgarette,

Since it ist patently clear that both thee and Master Starke suffer ast e'er from an inability to comprehend the common tongue, let alone having the intelligence to distinguish a fact from yuir arse, Madame, I wouldst opine that ye best haste off to wheree'er thee abide and perhaps fund a school to assist thee in overcoming thine handicap. T'would be truly a pity were thine bairns to grow to adulthood ast bereft of mental capabilities ast thee dost
so oft exhibit.

Madame, ast be yuir usual wont, thee seek but to grasp at straws, being ast thee aire, unable to grasp even simple concepts.

Thine comically rhetorical queries ast to who I am be yuir usual, Madame. Surely thee canst nae be that ignorant, Madame, or can thee? Perhaps thee might do with instruction ast to what and whom indeed be an insult to the sport? The do so oft blow with the winds, Madame.

One couldst inquiry of thee, Madame, who be thee to say who may or may not opine ast they choose. Hae thee somehow gotten thineself appointed to some high and holy office unbeknownst to the Community?

I must say I find it amusing that thee presume to opine that thee hae better things to do whilst pausing to pen yuir jottings 'pon the cork.

Master Starke,

Perhaps thee might peruse yuir own jottings. Perhaps thee might also seek the definitions of such simple words ast 'said' and 'claimed'.

Boyo, there be a rather large difference in speaking of the sport and for the sport, just ast there be a rather large difference in speaking of personages or for personages or be that beyond your diminutive comprehension?

Ast ta being addressed by thee ast "My dear", thee canst rest assured, boyo, I hae nae anna wish ta be yuir 'dear'. There certes are enow less than nimble witted wenches what perhaps wouldst find such an endearment a joy to their eyes and ears. I assure thee, laddie buck, I am nae one of them.

Master Starke, how childishly droll of thee to categorize bringing to light the ineptitude, arrogance and blatant disregard shown unto the community by certain of the officials ast 'finger pointing."

Ast to yuir comments with respect to Billy, Master Starke, tis more than likely thee were yet wetting yuir nappies, drooling thine pablum and trying to discern which wast the pointy end of a weapon when Billy first set foot in the rings, and from all observations, thee shall likely be doing the same, when thine name ist all but forgotten in the basement.

If'n th' fates be kind, Master Starke, thee and Madame Elgarette might take advantage of perhaps the tutelage in the Rhydin Nursery and mayhap earn yuir way to a degree in finger painting whilst learning thine letters.

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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:51 pm

From: sidarthax@aol.com (Sidartha x)
Date: 07 Mar 2000 02:11:25 EST

"One couldst inquiry of thee, Madame, who be thee to say who may or may not opine ast they choose. Hae thee somehow gotten thineself appointed to some high and holy office unbeknownst to the Community?"

If you'll read my note again, you'll find *nothing* that suggests you cannot hold an opinion. What you *will* find is an objection to you trying to pass of your opinion as fact.

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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:51 pm

From: sidarthax@aol.com (Sidartha x)
Date: 07 Mar 2000 02:15:14 EST

"If'n th' fates be kind, Master Starke, thee and Madame Elgarette might take advantage of perhaps the tutelage in the Rhydin Nursery and mayhap earn yuir way to a degree in finger painting whilst learning thine letters."

I find it extremely amusing that I'm being lectured about my reading and writing skills by someone who can't even spell "if" and "your" and has the ability to spell "the" only half the time.

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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:52 pm

From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 07 Mar 2000 03:02:14 EST

Sidie Poo,

The only fact that I hae opined be yuir utter lack of comprehension. Thee continue to give prima facie evidence to support that fact.

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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:52 pm

From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 07 Mar 2000 03:04:36 EST

Sidie poo,

It would seem thee hae managed to learn a few of yuir letters in that thee apparently be able to decipher the smaller words. Mine applause to thee, Madame. Shall thee now desire a diploma?

Amusedly,
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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:52 pm

From: casmaxim@aol.com (Cas Maxim)
Date: 07 Mar 2000 03:10:09 EST



Drey, I request you keep me out of your problems with Billy.

Come to think of it, I would request that no one invoke my name in any situation I am not involved in.








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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:53 pm

From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 07 Mar 2000 03:11:14 EST

<<I never said you were putting him down. I just thought it was rather humorous how you proceeded to tell how Cas "was nothing but a see through bag." Funny thing is, if he was so see through, ya should've beatin' him when you had the chance. Perhaps you're growing inane in your age.>>

You know, I was sitting at the Dn last night hoping you could come up with something good. Something worth my time, but you aren't even good at the old comeback.

The exact phrase was "Cas is a see through as a plastic baggie", to be exact.

As for ring rust...I still have some, but you should be as lucky.

Your fifteen minutes of fame are up. Call me when you have an argument you can actually win.

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Post by DoS Archive » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:53 pm

From: dreystarke@aol.com (DreyStarke)
Date: 07 Mar 2000 05:59:56 EST

"Boyo, there be a rather large difference in speaking of the sport and for the sport"

Precisely. I'm glad you agree with me.

"Ast ta being addressed by thee ast "My dear", thee canst rest assured, boyo, I hae nae anna wish ta be yuir 'dear'. There certes are enow less than nimble witted wenches what perhaps wouldst find such an endearment a joy to their eyes and ears. I assure thee, laddie buck, I am nae one of them."

You know, there's such thing as sarcasm. Perhaps you need some schooling?

"Master Starke, how childishly droll of thee to categorize bringing to light the ineptitude, arrogance and blatant disregard shown unto the community by certain of the officials ast 'finger pointing."

You're the one that pointed them. Tsk.

"Ast to yuir comments with respect to Billy, Master Starke, tis more than likely thee were yet wetting yuir nappies"

Very humorous, Jonalyn. Maybe I shall invite you to my cottage as the days jester? Billy, of all people, I'm not afraid of.

Cas,
Billy brought you up, smarty pants.

"Something worth my time, but you aren't even good at the old comeback."

Or, mayhap Billy, it's that age thing again. Snapper Head's flooding your system?


Amused,




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