Bozo's

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:59 pm

From: borkludlum@aol.com (Bork Ludlum)
Date: 05 Jan 2002 10:30:23 EST

::Hammers in another post right over the posts from that idiot Squall::

Listen up Bozo's. Your all talk. I spent an hour of my valuable time in the Arena and couldn't find anybody willing to fight. This Nova dude I smacked him in the face and kicked him in the ribs and the pansy just took it like a pansy.

You got a stove up punk for an Overweeny, some weird bozo named Drey who makes you want to wash your hands after being near him, a couple of hopped up bimbo's, and the usual crowd of gutless wonders running around taking up space.

I figure it's the bloody elves and there fairy ways that have gotten the best of you punks. Pretty soon, the Arena will be a bloody elf tearoom.

So, you punks and punkettes come around when I am back in town and I will stomp you back into shape. In the meantime your all "Bork's Dorks."

::signs his name and swaggers off with a smirk and a sneer for all of them::

Bork ~

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:59 pm

From: novagreys@aol.com (Nova GreyS)
Date: 05 Jan 2002 11:49:10 EST

Bork,

I love your show on the TV thing. You're a funny guy. That Bindy chick is pretty hot.

Na no, na no, hugs and kisses
Nova

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:59 pm

From: dreystarke@aol.com (DreyStarke)
Date: 05 Jan 2002 12:06:46 EST

How about we do combat outside a ring, Bork?

I'm waiting.

- Starke

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:59 pm

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 05 Jan 2002 14:14:04 EST

Bork's a Dork.

Dork is Bork.

Bork's worse than Pork.

The mathmatical equation of Bork is Dork squared.

G

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:59 pm

From: verceterixfavre@aol.com (Verceterix Favre)
Date: 05 Jan 2002 15:10:47 EST

Dear Bork,

I am offering you a scholarship to the school of your choice so that you may learn proper grammar. Please send me an essay with all of your grammatical errors so that I can see if any amount of teaching can help you.

-Rix

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 7:00 pm

From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 05 Jan 2002 16:13:40 EST

"Bork's a Dork.

Dork is Bork.

Bork's worse than Pork.

The mathmatical equation of Bork is Dork squared.

G"

G is a Math scholar, he knows...

Sprite