I intend to cause you harm

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From: stsevere@aol.com (St Severe)
Date: 04 Oct 2002 11:04:43 EDT

Cattle,

I have returned from carrying out my responsibilities to family prime and expect to be among you for an indefinite period.

Please note that I intend to create the chaos necessary to meet my ends and care not at all for who or what gets trampled in the process.

It is my intent to rule over the Duel of Swords as the rightful master of this pitiful mass of humanity and supposedly intelligent sub races. Idle creatures such as elves who are effete, dwarfs who are stupid, dragons who are best suited as beasts of burden. Any other beings I may have overlooked are not worthy of notice.

You have been forewarned


St Severe

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From: quickvarmg@aol.com (QuickVarMG)
Date: 04 Oct 2002 13:50:00 EDT

"I have returned from carrying out my responsibilities to family prime and expect to be among you for an indefinite period."

Go back to mowing the lawn or whatever other family responsibilities you had. You're not a suitable leader.


Var Medici-Giovanni


Proud Father, Proud Husband

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From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 04 Oct 2002 16:03:07 EDT

>> Go back to mowing the lawn or whatever other family responsibilities you had. You're not a suitable leader.
<<

::reads Var's words to Severe and walks over laughing::

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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 04 Oct 2002 16:26:15 EDT

So, had responsibilities at home. Someone finally changed his diaper and filled his bottle.

Rule? Severe couldn't rule if he had a yardstick.

If he could duel, then Maybe one would be concerned. But, he can't, and his words are nothing but smoke and mirrors.

Now me.. I should rule. But, there's that whole working thing when ruling...

G

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From: karenwilder@aol.com (Karen Wilder)
Date: 07 Oct 2002 03:14:26 EDT

Do I need tae beat this fella again, Barkeep?

I's been real busy lately, but I think I can find some time tae come by.

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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 07 Oct 2002 16:44:37 EDT

>
>Do I need tae beat this fella again, Barkeep?
>
>I's been real busy lately, but I think I can find some time tae come by.

Nah, see, we know the type, KW. No matter how many times you easily kick his ass, he'll still claim to be superior and better than everyone else, and never acknowledge that you beat him with anything more than monumental luck.

We all know he's easy to blow off, and that he sucks , is impotant, and is inconsequential. He'll just never realize it.

But hey, if you need an easy win.... go for him.

G

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From: ladylusiamarcine@aol.com (LadyLusiaMarcine)
Date: 09 Oct 2002 23:21:18 EDT

::blinks, ponders, blinks and laughs::

An somethin's nae e'er change at all...


Illusia Marcine

Proud Mother of Kolanos and Setiva Marcine

Proud Sister of Jonathan Ecorian Havoick

Queen and Guardian to the Lands of the Ancient Arcane Mystiks

55th Mage in the Duel of Magic

~*~The balance of light and dark now come to terms~*~

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From: bodebojangles@aol.com (Bode BoJangles)
Date: 10 Oct 2002 04:05:38 EDT

You got my vote, Severe Street. Cheers to you.

Bode