This just in!

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From: zur030@aol.com (Zur030)
Date: 06 Apr 2003 22:53:43 EDT

Harris and Xerzes and Grayson are dead! Harris killed Xerzes! Cory saw Harris kill Xerzes, so Harris tried to kill Cory, too! So Cory killed Harris in self defense! Cory is now ShadoWeaver! Grayson was going to represent Cory in a court of law until Moyr killed Grayson with a well-aimed six inch party sub to the base of the neck!



Hold Fast,

Grayson MacLeod.

Past Holder of IceDancer.

Warlord of the Duel of Swords.

Past Keeper of Water.

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From: zur030@aol.com (Zur030)
Date: 06 Apr 2003 22:59:50 EDT

To correct a greivous error in the facts previously reported, Grayson was not killed by a six inch party sub thrown by Moyr. It was actually a six foot party sub. Those responsible for the mis-reporting of facts have been sacked.


Hold Fast,

Grayson MacLeod.

Past Holder of IceDancer.

Warlord of the Duel of Swords.

Past Keeper of Water.

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From: amaltea@aol.com (Amaltea)
Date: 06 Apr 2003 23:09:59 EDT

::thinks Grayson has some serious psychological problems::

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From: harristheheckler@aol.com (HarrisTheHeckler)
Date: 07 Apr 2003 02:46:59 EDT

Much to the chagrin of everyone reading this I am still very much alive and will still be around to heckle, torment, annoy, and occasionally amuse. It's sad about Xerzes though... He died so young. Send me money so I can arrange the funeral. Lots of money.

~Harris

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From: zur030@aol.com (Zur030)
Date: 07 Apr 2003 09:19:59 EDT

This just in! There have been reports of animated corpses bearing resemblences to Harris and Xerzes running amuck throughout quiet city Rhydin! If you see either of these zombies, be sure to throw lots of garlic at them!


Hold Fast,

Grayson MacLeod.

Past Holder of IceDancer.

Warlord of the Duel of Swords.

Past Keeper of Water.

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From: moyrloch@aol.com (Moyrloch)
Date: 07 Apr 2003 11:31:41 EDT

::wonders idly if it's worth the garlic::


To all those who have gone before, my thanks.



Tarynthryn Moyrlochlon Silverwing.

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From: karenwilder@aol.com (Karen Wilder)
Date: 08 Apr 2003 02:33:31 EDT

It's salt you throw at Zombies...

Garlic is for Vampires.

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From: zur030@aol.com (Zur030)
Date: 08 Apr 2003 07:40:47 EDT

Reports have been filing in on a heretical dissident claiming that you should throw salt at the Harris and Xerzes zombies! Let it be known that anyone who throws anything other than garlic at the Harris and Xerzes zombies run the risk of being hit on the head with a shoe by one or both of said zombies! Throw salt at your own risk! Be safe! Throw garlic!


Hold Fast,

Grayson MacLeod.

Past Holder of IceDancer.

Warlord of the Duel of Swords.

Past Keeper of Water.

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From: amaltea@aol.com (Amaltea)
Date: 08 Apr 2003 18:13:47 EDT

uhm... I threw garlic at Harris and he ate it!

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From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 09 Apr 2003 14:59:17 EDT

Harris has a bottomless pit... he's always hungry. No wonder he ate the garlic!

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From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 10 Apr 2003 03:13:52 EDT

You throw salt on snails.

I think you need to cut a zombies head off.

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From: karenwilder@aol.com (Karen Wilder)
Date: 21 Apr 2003 16:15:20 EDT

Bah!

I's a Knight-Captain o' th' First Catholic Church o' Ry'din.
I used tae run around fightin' Vampires an' such with Buffy all th' time.

Smitin' Evil is what I do... (I thumped Billy Ray an' Marzan often enough, after all.)

Trust me when I say it's salt ye throw at Zombies.

Lady Karen Wilder
Evil-Smiter.

::A small smiley-face is drawn at the bottom of the post.::