From: pslyderfta@aol.com (Pslyder FTA)
Date: 04 Jan 2004 18:09:05 EST
Rhy'din Weekly News
2nd week, 1st issue
Pslyder; Editor
Grayson seen hanging around the wool market!
"Them sheep were downright nervous!" states one confused shepherd!
Paige Jenna Ramirez sighted wearing clothes! Males everywhere weeping openly!
Kaja Adair seen flirting with Bigfoot! Furry bits to come? Read more inside!
Dangerous Curves dancers toying with the idea of adding male genitalia to expand customer base! Attendance to club shrinks dramatically!
Cassius Maximus and Ticallion Carter seen flirting with two-headed spaceman! Shocking details inside!
Xerzesism on the rise! Is this the sign of the new messiah?
The latest fad in stress relief has been labeled as Xerzesism, stemming from the practices of one Xerzes Maureen. Practitioners everywhere herald this new technique as 'the perfect way to achieve peace and enlightenment'. Care to find out? Follow these easy steps to achieve peace!
Step 1) Find a comfortable place to sit.
Step 2) Turn your attention inward to locate the stress in your life.
Step 3) Let yourself imitate a cardboard cutout, remaining perfectly still.
Step 4) Be ignored! This is one of the most crucial steps in the process! Interruptions such as human interaction will only get in the way of inner peace.
Step 5) Occasionally relieve tension and stress by throwing peanuts at random people and making obvious commentary.
Step 6) Remain this way for eons.
Congratulations! You are now firmly on your way to tranquility through social invisibility. Long live Xerzes.
((Remember folks, this is what happens when insanity goes untreated. Disclaimer: Recently, several deranged minds joined with the first one. This is all still in fun, and simply the ravings of a deranged lunatic. Taking these things seriously could be hazardous to your health.))
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From: pslyderfta@aol.com (Pslyder FTA)
Date: 04 Jan 2004 20:48:06 EST
>Kaja Adair seen flirting with Bigfoot! Furry bits to come? Read more inside!
Noted and feared duelist Kaja Adair was seen at a party recently with a large, furry creature. Apparently, the two were having a wonderful time together, laughing and generally making the other partygoers sick with sweetness. Various attempts to photograph the creature were met with violence on Kaja's part.
On a completely unrelated note, Ticallion Carter was embroiled in a heated arguement with a local dry cleaner about how to get weird stains out of fur. . .
Date: 04 Jan 2004 20:48:06 EST
>Kaja Adair seen flirting with Bigfoot! Furry bits to come? Read more inside!
Noted and feared duelist Kaja Adair was seen at a party recently with a large, furry creature. Apparently, the two were having a wonderful time together, laughing and generally making the other partygoers sick with sweetness. Various attempts to photograph the creature were met with violence on Kaja's part.
On a completely unrelated note, Ticallion Carter was embroiled in a heated arguement with a local dry cleaner about how to get weird stains out of fur. . .