We need Your Help !! ((Braxxx))

DoF Archive · Post by **DoF Archive** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:46 am

Date: 12/4/1997 2:15 PM Central Standard Time
From: Bob Braxxx

::positioning the camera just so, the crew behind it gives a big thumbs up and the right light comes to life. The camera film begins to slowly feed as a lone figure behind a desk looks up and smiles brightly::

Good eve, I am Robert Braxxx and I would like to take a moment out of your dueling lives to discuss a very serious problem.A problem that effects a very select few in our community, a problem that it is high time we stepped forward with sensitivity and compassion to address. The problem...Big Floppy Cat Feet.

::moving around the desk he goes to a chart which is suspiciously outlined like a feline head. Taking up the *point*er he continues on in a sad, mellow voice::

As some of you may or may not know Big Floppy Cat feet is a feline defect that makes the paws, or "feet" - if you will, grow to an obscenely large size. This inhibits such normal activity as dancing, walking straight, and his been proven to have some link to the mind. The defect is also considered a catalyst of the "every day is a new experience" phenomenon.

Perhaps most embarrassing to the feline and friends of the feline alike is the rapid invountary muscle movement, or RIMM, caused by this condition. The overexaggerated state of the feet cause the large desire for the feline to "pounce" at any given moment as a result of the body's effort to keep upright.

::waving the *point*er at the chart:: As you can see over 90% of the feline population is afflicted with this and that percentage is growing all the time. New generations of felines are being forced to endure this sadly traumatic state. Often it has proven to be such a costly emotional burden tr even worse, they try and project blame elsewhere and make up silly stories like, "Hey!! What the heck are you doing with that sheep!"

::Setting the pointer down and heaving a sigh he turns to the camera in profile:: We as a dueling community can no longer afford to over look the plight of our "special" duelers. They have serious needs, needs that we, as compassionate people must address.

::voice chokes:: Please, my dueling brothers and sisters do not allow this affliction to beat us. ::Slams fist on the table:: If *we* as a community band together in hearts and in wallets we can win....we WILL win..

Thank you for your time...

::camera fades to black leaving a toll free number of 1-800-4- Paws, flashing on the screen for donations::

A message brought to you by the Society for the Prevention and Eradication of Big Floppy Cat Feet.

::at the bottom of the screen in small print: Or send your checks now to SPEBFCF! c/o the Office of the TL, PO Box 555, Outback Plaza, Rhydin Town, RDI 08024...
Your contributions are tax deductable.::

and now back to the JakeThrash Dueling program on KORC !!!!!

DoF Archive · Post by **DoF Archive** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:47 am

Date: 12/4/1997 6:21 PM Central Standard Time
From: Percival

::::laughs and laughs and keeps on laughing as he pulls out his coin purse::::Having been a frequent victim of the syndrome, I must donate to any cause which can find a cure...

DoF Archive · Post by **DoF Archive** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:47 am

Date: 12/4/1997 8:00 PM Central Standard Time
From: SpifyMcBng

::watches the tape:: ::eyes widen:: ::looks down at his own feet:: ::flails::

Goon feet lot big! Goon got Big Floppy Cat Feet! ::flails::

DoF Archive · Post by **DoF Archive** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:48 am

Date: 12/4/1997 9:02 PM Central Standard Time
From: TismanBRos

::scratches his head::

(s) What the...

::sighs:: Methinks our beloved leader has gone off the deep end... Perhaps I should make out the check to Bob's psychiatrist instead...

::moves to his desk and begins making sizable contributions to the RhyDin psychiatric ward for Bob-o's treatment::

DoF Archive · Post by **DoF Archive** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:49 am

Date: 12/5/1997 12:51 AM Central Standard Time
From: Kazakill

Oy vei, what next?

Still, I feel sorry for the blamed sheep, and Goon.

::looks in purse.....errrrrr, handbag for some money::

DoF Archive · Post by **DoF Archive** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:50 am

Date: 12/5/1997 1:35 AM Central Standard Time
From: JadedDeath

"Oh, how bloody ridiculous is that!"

Janella walked off, smirking.

DoF Archive · Post by **DoF Archive** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:51 am

Date: 12/5/1997 12:21 PM Central Standard Time
From: JakeThrash

::chuckling::Oh no! Not Big Floppy Cat Feet! We must stamp out this dread affliction.::sends over a small bag of silver nobles to contribute to the cause::

DoF Archive · Post by **DoF Archive** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:52 am

Date: 12/10/1997 5:33 PM Central Standard Time
From: Kyttn

::spies the message wandering innocently by an SEB tri-vid center:: ::blinks:: ::groans softly and mutters under her breath:: (m) He'd just best not mean me! ::looking to either side, covertly glancing down at her feet:: Nah.. he couldn't mean me.. ::pleased with herself, pads off, forgetting the entire thing ever happened... :: :::....until.....::

DoF Archive · Post by **DoF Archive** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:53 am

Date: 12/4/1997 6:22 PM Central Standard Time
From: NovaShayde

"That sounds like a serious problem," he says to himself after the announcement fades.
He rises from the lounge chair in his living room, walking over to his desk and making out a check. Sticking the check and a letter expressing his sincere sympathy for those afflicted into an envelope, he sends it off to SPEBFCF in hopes it will somehow help.
He also writes it off happily.

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