Temple of the Dawg Team!

[DoF Archive]

Date: 12/29/1999 3:36 PM Central Daylight Time
From: DreyStarke

Yes, this is The Temple of the Dawg here.

Hopefully, and trying hard to be, Captain Drey D'erest Sanchez Starke is in search for those certain people whom will join his wonderful, outstanding team!

This team will feature him, personally, an amateur to the sport, yes, but very cute and loving. If you DO join his team, you'll have to be ready to duel in the worst of times. Yes, this involves mud wrestling type rings, the famous ring of the weevils, and you may even have to duel naked (Insert Roland insignia there). Drey wants you, the nutballs who think they can go nuts in the ring! Noooooow!

And yes, women have the upperhand of the deal. As they said, "ladies first."

Roland... Where'd you go, man?

Yours truly,







- Drey D'erest Sanchez Starke