Beast From the East

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Fri May 28, 2004 10:30 am

Date: Thu, May 14, 1998 10:12 EDT
From: Duke UzieI
Message-id: <1998051414124100.KAA29801@ladder01.news.aol.com>

::begin suspenseful movie music here::

Far to the east.....the sea churns and roils, burdened with boredom, and bespattered with Foo yen and Kimchi....the great monster seethes.

A quick destruction of the tiny island he made, and the on to the proto continent he raged....stomping and crushing the locals of Pohang, while meanwhile falling in love with a very sexy knothole in a warped picnic table while roaring in rage at a generator that failed every ten minutes....he seethed...knowing...that there were greater things to be had.

COMING JUNE 15TH!!!
TO AN ARENA NEAR YOU!!!
DEMZILLA!!!!!
The Second Coming of
Umaku, Dem Cyrax,
Avatar of the God of War!!
Be There!!!!! Dem is WAR!!

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Fri May 28, 2004 10:30 am

From: mithrhan@aol.com (Mithrhan)
Date: 14 May 1998 23:09:55 EDT

Dem????

Dem??????

ARGHHHHHHHHHH

::the sprite scampers back tae the forest where it be safe::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Fri May 28, 2004 10:30 am

From: jakvaltrds@aol.com (Jakvaltrds)
Date: 17 May 1998 03:21:23 EDT

Bring it on Cyrax!!

::knows there will be at least 5, 15 round ties on the boards before July 15th::