From: karyepezd@aol.com (Karye PezD)
Date: 16 Aug 1998 22:46:25 EDT
And from out of nowhere, a mug of ale plunks Percival in the head.
The Era of the Bad Penquin
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From: lexigirl1@aol.com (LexiGirl1)
Date: 17 Aug 1998 09:05:53 EDT
Laughing, she looks to G and spies a different look. "Uh oh......." Mock fear enters her facial features. For a moment, she ponders going over to him and dishing out a poke/tickle fest. The idea swiftly leaves her mind upon seeing Jola tackling and pushing away. Again grinning, she scampers over to the penguin and moves behind it. "No meat for you G!!!! Go for th' pork." ::points over to duels
thinking the other white meat should be found around there somewhere.
Lexi
Date: 17 Aug 1998 09:05:53 EDT
Laughing, she looks to G and spies a different look. "Uh oh......." Mock fear enters her facial features. For a moment, she ponders going over to him and dishing out a poke/tickle fest. The idea swiftly leaves her mind upon seeing Jola tackling and pushing away. Again grinning, she scampers over to the penguin and moves behind it. "No meat for you G!!!! Go for th' pork." ::points over to duels
thinking the other white meat should be found around there somewhere.
Lexi
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From: aardvark32@aol.com (Aardvark32)
Date: 17 Aug 1998 10:29:48 EDT
::an odd looking creature pokes his head inside the door, wondering what this place is;
most people call him aardvark, because thats what he is::
GAWK!
::he shouts::
::he sees how they're treating the penquin and flees for his own safety::
Date: 17 Aug 1998 10:29:48 EDT
::an odd looking creature pokes his head inside the door, wondering what this place is;
most people call him aardvark, because thats what he is::
GAWK!
::he shouts::
::he sees how they're treating the penquin and flees for his own safety::
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From: leducblanc@aol.com (LeDucBlanc)
Date: 17 Aug 1998 15:09:07 EDT
As Percy disentangles himself from Jola and turns to the penguin he spies the aardvark out of the corner of his eye.
"G'nort!" he yells, "Make sure you catch it too! Aardvarks taste better than penguins, and you'll have TWICE the meat! So when you get hungry later, you'll have LEFTOVERS!!!!"
With that he draws the blade, gives Jola a friendly, loving, kind rap on the head, and as she sinks to the floor he moves toward the penguin again, murder in his eye.
Percy
Date: 17 Aug 1998 15:09:07 EDT
As Percy disentangles himself from Jola and turns to the penguin he spies the aardvark out of the corner of his eye.
"G'nort!" he yells, "Make sure you catch it too! Aardvarks taste better than penguins, and you'll have TWICE the meat! So when you get hungry later, you'll have LEFTOVERS!!!!"
With that he draws the blade, gives Jola a friendly, loving, kind rap on the head, and as she sinks to the floor he moves toward the penguin again, murder in his eye.
Percy
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From: xgnortx@aol.com (X Gnort X)
Date: 17 Aug 1998 17:00:50 EDT
::grunts, being bumped out of the way::
Sorry Percy, I got the taste for some poultry!
Doo be doo be doooo....
Date: 17 Aug 1998 17:00:50 EDT
::grunts, being bumped out of the way::
Sorry Percy, I got the taste for some poultry!
Doo be doo be doooo....
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From: leducblanc@aol.com (LeDucBlanc)
Date: 17 Aug 1998 17:29:14 EDT
Finally catches up the penguin, blade cocked back, and is struck by a thunderbolt fro, the Heavens. A loud voice shouts, "This is my beloved son, and in him I am well pleased!" Then a white dove settles on the penguin's shoulder. Since Percy is the only one who sees this, and everyone else seems to have missed it, he concludes he was celebrating too hard last night. Then he stabs the penguin anyway.
Percy
Date: 17 Aug 1998 17:29:14 EDT
Finally catches up the penguin, blade cocked back, and is struck by a thunderbolt fro, the Heavens. A loud voice shouts, "This is my beloved son, and in him I am well pleased!" Then a white dove settles on the penguin's shoulder. Since Percy is the only one who sees this, and everyone else seems to have missed it, he concludes he was celebrating too hard last night. Then he stabs the penguin anyway.
Percy
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From: jolafici@aol.com (Jola Fici)
Date: 17 Aug 1998 21:00:30 EDT
Muhahahah....but Percy only *thinks* Jola is unconscious. This is RhyDin, she's only unconscious if she wants to be. And she doesn't, so she isn't. :p
She rubs the bump on her head and turns, seeing Percy pull back to stab the poor defenseless creature, she makes use of her little-used magic. With a point of her finger (just because it looks better to point her finger, she could use her eyes too if she wanted, but that looks really strange) she unleashes a shock of electricity that skewers Percy with enough voltage to cause...well, not a heart attack, but at least serious concentration lossage.
Hmpf. How do you like That?
Then she notice she's lying on spilled beer. GROSS!
((Pure comedy intended, folks. *chuckles*))
Date: 17 Aug 1998 21:00:30 EDT
Muhahahah....but Percy only *thinks* Jola is unconscious. This is RhyDin, she's only unconscious if she wants to be. And she doesn't, so she isn't. :p
She rubs the bump on her head and turns, seeing Percy pull back to stab the poor defenseless creature, she makes use of her little-used magic. With a point of her finger (just because it looks better to point her finger, she could use her eyes too if she wanted, but that looks really strange) she unleashes a shock of electricity that skewers Percy with enough voltage to cause...well, not a heart attack, but at least serious concentration lossage.
Hmpf. How do you like That?
Then she notice she's lying on spilled beer. GROSS!
((Pure comedy intended, folks. *chuckles*))
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From: lrdevasion@aol.com (LrdEvasion)
Date: 17 Aug 1998 21:35:41 EDT
::peeking in the door:: Oh my, ::exits, not even wanting to know what was going on around here.
Date: 17 Aug 1998 21:35:41 EDT
::peeking in the door:: Oh my, ::exits, not even wanting to know what was going on around here.
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From: gimmzak@aol.com (Gimmzak)
Date: 18 Aug 1998 06:32:45 EDT
Up untill now the dwarf stood at the top of the steps, quietly watching the attack on the penguin. A haunting song played over and over in his mind.
Doo be Doo be Doo
His mouth begin to dry and he became parched, thinking it best he found himself a beer. Odd that the wierd song in his mind made him thirsty. Just as he was about to decend the stairs he overheard Gnort mention hunger, then chicken. His eyes swept to the foul once again and his stomach rumbled, not a loud rumble mind you, but one to let him know. *Hey man, gimmie some food* Then there was the talk of spices, and French toast, and BBQ sauce, his mouth
began to water, the rumbling grew louder.
Cautiously he moved down the steps and as he came to rest at the landing, he watched the halarious scene of boides flying to and fro..a crazed man with a sword, Gnort with the hunger in his eyes, Jola electrifying the man charging the penguin.
Slowly he made his way to stand beside Gnort and he whispered.
Reminds me of the time we went hunting in the desert...if Man Scorpion tastes like chiken, then penguin must definatly taste like chicken, if not we can go down the streeet to Denny's and get French toast.
Oh G....you can't eat chicken without Oregano ...it's in the recepie book at the GIT page 7 I believe.
He again turns his attention to the mad scene being displayed before him
Date: 18 Aug 1998 06:32:45 EDT
Up untill now the dwarf stood at the top of the steps, quietly watching the attack on the penguin. A haunting song played over and over in his mind.
Doo be Doo be Doo
His mouth begin to dry and he became parched, thinking it best he found himself a beer. Odd that the wierd song in his mind made him thirsty. Just as he was about to decend the stairs he overheard Gnort mention hunger, then chicken. His eyes swept to the foul once again and his stomach rumbled, not a loud rumble mind you, but one to let him know. *Hey man, gimmie some food* Then there was the talk of spices, and French toast, and BBQ sauce, his mouth
began to water, the rumbling grew louder.
Cautiously he moved down the steps and as he came to rest at the landing, he watched the halarious scene of boides flying to and fro..a crazed man with a sword, Gnort with the hunger in his eyes, Jola electrifying the man charging the penguin.
Slowly he made his way to stand beside Gnort and he whispered.
Reminds me of the time we went hunting in the desert...if Man Scorpion tastes like chiken, then penguin must definatly taste like chicken, if not we can go down the streeet to Denny's and get French toast.
Oh G....you can't eat chicken without Oregano ...it's in the recepie book at the GIT page 7 I believe.
He again turns his attention to the mad scene being displayed before him
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From: lexigirl1@aol.com (LexiGirl1)
Date: 18 Aug 1998 07:32:10 EDT
Upon seing Percy charge, Lexi goes stiff, being right behind the poor thing. Letting out a squeak of a cry, she notices that he stops short and that he's being jolted. Taking the opportunity, she picks up the penguin and cradles it in her arms. She sticks her tongue out at Percy and then says (after having it go back in-duh :) ) "My food." obviously joking, having no intention of eating the bird.
Looking to Jola, she gives a thank you wink.
Lexi
Date: 18 Aug 1998 07:32:10 EDT
Upon seing Percy charge, Lexi goes stiff, being right behind the poor thing. Letting out a squeak of a cry, she notices that he stops short and that he's being jolted. Taking the opportunity, she picks up the penguin and cradles it in her arms. She sticks her tongue out at Percy and then says (after having it go back in-duh :) ) "My food." obviously joking, having no intention of eating the bird.
Looking to Jola, she gives a thank you wink.
Lexi
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From: leducblanc@aol.com (LeDucBlanc)
Date: 18 Aug 1998 12:58:03 EDT
Shaking his head, obviously both dazed and hung over, he sees that when he tried to stab the penguin he actually, accidentally, stabbed some poor innocent aardvark. Vaguely aware of his surroundings he stumbles towards Lexi, sword in hand, only to fall again, sword clattering on the floor and throwing his arms around her legs to keep from hitting his head.
"Yes, Queen Constance," he says the Lexi, slurring his words, "I am aboslutely sure that King Geoffrey won't be back for another month. There is absolutely nothing to worry about."
Then he faints.
Percy
Date: 18 Aug 1998 12:58:03 EDT
Shaking his head, obviously both dazed and hung over, he sees that when he tried to stab the penguin he actually, accidentally, stabbed some poor innocent aardvark. Vaguely aware of his surroundings he stumbles towards Lexi, sword in hand, only to fall again, sword clattering on the floor and throwing his arms around her legs to keep from hitting his head.
"Yes, Queen Constance," he says the Lexi, slurring his words, "I am aboslutely sure that King Geoffrey won't be back for another month. There is absolutely nothing to worry about."
Then he faints.
Percy
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From: xvevan@aol.com (XvEvan)
Date: 18 Aug 1998 17:00:48 EDT
Strolls on into the Arena and glances to the ongoings, a laugh to Duke. "Geez ... I am not even that bad when I am drunk." Snickers and exits.
Date: 18 Aug 1998 17:00:48 EDT
Strolls on into the Arena and glances to the ongoings, a laugh to Duke. "Geez ... I am not even that bad when I am drunk." Snickers and exits.
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From: lexigirl1@aol.com (LexiGirl1)
Date: 18 Aug 1998 17:47:58 EDT
Still cradling the penguin, she looks down at Percy and gives him an odd look. Her brows raise high and a doubtful look crosses her features.
Umm, sure Perc....I'll be a queen......an' wha' do I have ta worry abo......err.....ne'er mind. I donnae want ta know.
Upon seeing him pass out, she kneels down and places the Penguin back on the floor. Lightly, she prods his shoulder with her finger.
Hey Whitey, y'alright? Yoo hoo......wake up......
Lexi
Date: 18 Aug 1998 17:47:58 EDT
Still cradling the penguin, she looks down at Percy and gives him an odd look. Her brows raise high and a doubtful look crosses her features.
Umm, sure Perc....I'll be a queen......an' wha' do I have ta worry abo......err.....ne'er mind. I donnae want ta know.
Upon seeing him pass out, she kneels down and places the Penguin back on the floor. Lightly, she prods his shoulder with her finger.
Hey Whitey, y'alright? Yoo hoo......wake up......
Lexi
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From: xgnortx@aol.com (X Gnort X)
Date: 18 Aug 1998 17:57:10 EDT
Hungry, G doesn't really hear much of anything until the Key Word....
"Oregano"
With that, any control is lost, he charges forward and leaps into the air, pouncing on the poor penguin like a lion attacking it's prey. The poor Penguin never had a chance as G's hands clamped around it's neck, that crazed, starved look in his eyes..
"I like mine well done"
Date: 18 Aug 1998 17:57:10 EDT
Hungry, G doesn't really hear much of anything until the Key Word....
"Oregano"
With that, any control is lost, he charges forward and leaps into the air, pouncing on the poor penguin like a lion attacking it's prey. The poor Penguin never had a chance as G's hands clamped around it's neck, that crazed, starved look in his eyes..
"I like mine well done"
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From: lrdevasion@aol.com (LrdEvasion)
Date: 18 Aug 1998 19:25:35 EDT
::Watching the aardvark put its helmetted head down and block percis blade::
Whoa... nice CP...
::shrugs, and wanders out::
~Tom
Date: 18 Aug 1998 19:25:35 EDT
::Watching the aardvark put its helmetted head down and block percis blade::
Whoa... nice CP...
::shrugs, and wanders out::
~Tom