For St. Patrick's Day

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From: jakvaltrds@aol.com (Jakvaltrds)
Date: 24 Mar 1999 22:25:39 EST

::drops off a fresh box of red crayons, places his hands on his sides as he reads the banter then pens a short note::

tae anna one listenin, Who bloddy cares about Paddy? Ye need to be thinkin about Burns day before ye bother with the lowlanders.

::chuckles and trots off to invest in Yukon Jack stock::

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From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 25 Mar 1999 19:04:04 EST

She picks up a shillelagh and looks for Billy to return.. having read.. ".ya' poor bastard" as she mutters.. "Bastard me arse.. my parents were wed."

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From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 25 Mar 1999 19:08:58 EST

She snickers as she reads "Ta' steal a phrase and put it ta' better use "I'm Billy Ray, you are noone" and tacks up a note.

Billy..

If you are going to insult people at least write it correctly.. it's NO ONE not noone, which is used as a surname and pronounce like noon. So... I guess you are a time of day.

Collie

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From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 25 Mar 1999 22:33:55 EST

::Frowns at the fact that some people still expect him to be a spelling wiz::

I don't really care how I wrote it, ya' knew what it meant right?

Thought so babe.