Elves aren't sissy

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:33 am

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 18:21:52 EST

>Never met a non-sissy elf? I recall you saying something much different when
>that bulette was using your leg as a chew toy.

When that was happening, I think I was saying "Help Help! Get this damn thing offa me! Stupid dwarf!"

Feh. Sissy elves.
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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:33 am

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 18:22:20 EST

>you are saying you got sefeated by a sissy elf?
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When I get fairly defeated by a sissy elf, I'll let you know.

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:34 am

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 18:24:04 EST

>How many times should we have to beat you ?

Doesn't matter how many times I lose a match, elves are still sissies.

It's like saying "If I beat you, I'll be smart" It's not gonna happen. If you beat me, you'll still be an idiot. So, if you beat me, you'll still be a sissy elf.

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:34 am

From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 18:30:09 EST

<< When I get fairly defeated by a sissy elf, I'll let you know.
>>
Oh man I even loossened up when you started complainen,
face it you got whooped
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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:34 am

From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 18:31:42 EST

<< That's what you think... >>
what is that supposed to mean


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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:34 am

From: ylwsnoman@aol.com (YlwSnoman)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 19:10:41 EST

>elves are still sissies.

Yes, yes yes, they are.

James
"The Elf Killer"
Elves are indeed sissies, besides Melgarth.
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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:34 am

From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 19:20:49 EST

<< James
"The Elf Killer"
Elves are indeed sissies, besides Melgarth.
>>
Oh shutup James

I'll beat you too

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:34 am

From: dreystarke@aol.com (DreyStarke)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 19:27:02 EST

Elves are the pawns of the worlds' agony.

I digest their limbs and savor their blood in bottles to age for future wines.

Stupid mental midgets.

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:35 am

From: montykeebler@aol.com (Monty Keebler)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 20:06:52 EST

Yeah! What they said! Elves aren't sissies!

We'll get you G! No cookies for you!

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:35 am

From: northlandelf@aol.com (Northland Elf)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 20:00:00 EST

I'll take you on Mr. G and prove we elves aren't sissies!

You just have to promise to use a Nerf sword.

Santa doesn't let us use real weapons.

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:35 am

From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 20:27:13 EST

<< I'll take you on Mr. G and prove we elves aren't sissies!

You just have to promise to use a Nerf sword.

Santa doesn't let us use real weapons.

Pookynono >>
What a joke you elves suck I mean the real ones duh
I can duel and will till I have defeated everyone of you

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:35 am

From: northlandelf@aol.com (Northland Elf)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 20:41:29 EST

>What a joke you elves suck I mean the real ones duh

Hey! I'm as real an elf as you mister meanie!

Better be nice to me! Or I'll make sure Santa puts you on his naughty list!

Us elves gotta stick together! We're all elves, even if some of us are littler.

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:36 am

From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 21:17:23 EST

<< I'm as real an elf as you mister meanie! >>
I AM SORRY POOKYNONO
I have been on battle of words lately and thought you were kidding
I too am very small but skilled with the blade ask "G"


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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:36 am

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 11 Nov 2001 23:51:37 EST



Well, I'd individually respond to all these issues of challenge to me..

But, screw it.

Bring it on, Elf lite. I'll spank ya like mommy did when ya were young!

Ha!

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:36 am

From: jadeddeath@aol.com (JadedDeath)
Date: 12 Nov 2001 00:29:14 EST



Elves are weak and thin-blooded.
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