DoS Quotes

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From: sircetran@aol.com (Sir Cetran)
Date: 04 Jun 1998 19:56:33 EDT

I must thank everyone who has been biting me like insects to put up these quotes... it really means alot to know you guys like them. The reason why they're so late is because I had RDI problems about certian sections of the quotes... but that will no longer be a problem. I'd like to dedicate this to our passing friends Billy Ray Karnafexx... I don't think I need to explain why. So... here they are! Enjoy!
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"Could I ask where I am in the que without gettin' yelled at?" -- Karnafexx

"You know, if Gnim laid down in the ring, I don't think the lowest of low cuts would get him. For that matter, just standing there, they get him in the head usually." -- Karye PezD

"Damnit Tass! yer not allowed ta' have a life when yer callin' my matches!!" -- Karnafexx
"Damnit Billy Ray..you not allowed ta think why you are in my ring:)" -- RDI Tass

"Hey, do me a quick favor?" -- Sartan Z
"Sure thing." -- LordovDale
"Pick a number between 1 and 9" -- Sartan Z
"::laughs:: Why?" -- LordovDale
"Just humor me..I'll tell you afterwards" -- Sartan Z
"5" -- LordovDale
"Ok, 5 it is" -- Sartan Z
"Did I just pick your opening move?" -- LordovDale
"Nah, you picked what ring I'll challenge for" -- Sartan Z

"Damnit Opie, just fall down and lose!" -- Karnafexx

"ya don't hold still..and i'll staple your wings together" -- HumaDragbn

"::starts filling his papers in an "I'm going soon" sort of way::" -- RDI Girvin

"::Straightens out the T-shirt that reads: "It's all fun and games until I poke your eye out."::" -- Karnafexx

"(AFK for Baskin Robins)" -- Kaprielle
"(( AFK for robbing Kaprielle ))" -- Rand alTan

"::looks up:: Any complaints? Speak now or forever hold yer peace. :)" -- RDI Helix
"I have a complaint Lixt! Your husband is makin faces at me" -- RDI Tass
"Ye don't count... ::smiles at Tass::" -- RDI Helix:

"(m) All I need is a bridge and an underage babysitter" -- Karnafexx

"Come on, Billy.. pretend you're dueling Elijah or something..." -- LordovDale

"::takes out a lipstick from her purse and smears it down Doc's cheek:: Ignore, just your color.. ::nods::" -- Miss LiIy

"(sw) Where are those servant girls I keep getting promised?" -- RDI Girvin

"Yesterday whitey stop all my LC's" -- Lepermasia
"Yesterday you didn't try any low cuts. Just one high cut." -- LeDucBlanc

"::looks to Gnim:: Yer a damn pervert" --Miss Lily
"::Laughs:: Wha'?" --Gnimish RW
"::laughs:: Lily ye just noticed?" --RDI Collie

"DT = Detoxification? No, Gnort is never detoxified, so that cant be it." --BadgerAx

"Rin' o' Ice: Dual SLASHES? Yeesh, I shou' deduc' poin's... 1 all in 3" -- RDI Scad

RDI Poison: Score Ring 3: LrdEvasion 1, QuickVarMG 0 in round 2.
RDI Poison: Score Ring 4: VesperGyst 0, LordSmada 2 in round 2.
RDI Poison: Score Ring 5: BewBow 1.5, Carnage669 0 in round 2.
RDI Poison: Score Ring 6: Skyler JC 1, SteveG X 1 in round 2
"((runaway proggie))" -- RDI Poison
"((tell the proggie to behave))" -- LrdEvasion
"(( Proggie?? what is that a green jumpin creature? ))" -- JcbRyleigh
"((::Posts a little "Have you seen me?" poster::))" -- QuickVarMG

"Put it out of your head. ::grins:: Billy's panties are knotted like a Boy Scout's practice rope." -- NovaShayde

Duke UzieI: {S TheMan
Duke UzieI: ::runs back in::
Falablah: ((::didn't even notice duke gone, thwaps himself::))
RDI Reiver: ::looks to Adonai questioningly
Duke UzieI: ((What happened in 4?))
Duke UzieI: ((Punted))
Falablah: ((::mutters, u fancy dised my battle ship))
Duke UzieI: {S TheMan} ::as I said, as I can Fancy Dis you even when I punt::

"Well dueling me, you probably won't lose..." -- OnyxSolari

"The Manly Smell doesn't need a shower! He all ready Smells Manly!" -- ManlySmeII

"::grumbles:: I *HATE parry parties!" -- LordAlamo

"::Mutters:: 1001 ways to enjoy baked Gnome..." -- Gnimish RW

"It just provides a little more room for.. ::shrugs:: room. :-)" -- XxLucianxX

"On thursday, I opened with a Fancy Dis and scored against Lucian!::grinning:: It was in Round One" -- X Gnort X
"And then you lost, of course.. ::chuckles, grinning at Gnort:" -- XxLucianxX

"::looks to where Kal was:: Kal hates me to, he fancy dissed me to win." -- X Gnort X

"XvEvan has left the room." -- OnlineHost
"Entropy: Punties 2 Evan 0" -- MikaelRnhr

"shouldn't duel a class member" -- X Gnort X
"::grins:: Especially when there are teachers nearby." -- Foxxgrrl

"((::has VERY irritating friends, goes afk to smack them::))" -- Karye PezD

"::waves to Phlirt, then gets ready to go::" -- RDI Scad
"((Scad, your shift just started. You can't go now :P))" -- QuickVarMG

"Gawd! I ate enough to rupture a horse this mornin..." -- Phlag XXX

"Come on, I'm rusty." -- OmegaD957
"Yer right about that Daelin..::grins::" -- IceWyvernX
"::scowls to Tom:: Yesterday I beat someone 5-0 in 6. -- OmegaD957
"::grins:; So? You lost to me 5-1 " -- IceWyvernX
"I've also beaten you on numerous ocasions 5-0 or 5-1 when you were a little snot." -- OmegaD957

"Or, us being unofficially married while ye date the rest of RhyDin." -- RLupton

"Everyone'll leave him there, so long as you don't jostle him, he'll wake up in a minute." -- NovaShayde

"::obnoxious, neon, bright, in your face...one of those signs that really reflect her personality::" -- Foxxgrrl

"ATTENTION!!! Someone duel Gort and recieve a free weekend at the Rhydin Hilton Resort on SilverLake." -- RDI Cygnet

"::Grins:: Hey, what about me, Adonai?" -- Gnimish RW
"Yer a gnome Gnim. You gotta get a step ladder" -- Duke UzieI

"::smirks:: Who the hell is Blizzard?" -- Duke UzieI
"A little nobody...." -- ACE223344
"I know Blizzard." -- LexiGirl1
"It's a snowstorm..." -- Gnimish RW

"::nods:: (w) I shall be fine... (w) As soon as my lungs remember what their job is..." -- AceoSwords

"X Gnort X has left the room." -- OnlineHost
"((::chuckles::there goes G on his 1 o'clock punt))" -- HumaDragbn

"::winces a bit, slicking broplets of blood back to the ring and their respoective owners::" -- Raiyko
"Um... a bonus if you win, Cris?" -- RedSonyaXX
">hey, that blood has the power to heal friend." -- Lyon xx
"((Raiy, your typing is wonderful tonight... ;D ))" --DarkAngeIa
"::moves Raiy's fingers one key over::" -- Kestryl Hk
"<----likes broplets better. ;D" -- Bacchia DA
"::slips Bacchia a fiver::" -- Raiyko
"::pocketing the "services rendered" money::" -- Bacchia DA
::frowns slightly, wondering about those *services*::" -- Kestryl Hk

"heck why do we make everyon in DoS a baron? I can be #666" -- J Oaknshld
"He's short, but he's Satan. I can dig that one. ::snickering::" -- NovaShayde

"Ladies: Duel me win a kiss....
Other: Duel me win a thrashing" -- MoneyBlade

"::Foos:: It's past nine..." -- Gnimish RW
"Ya better hurry Helix......I think it approaches, the Gnomes beddy time::grins::" -- RDI Bird

"::Looks around:: where did Helix go?" -- Darkness2
"::Looks to Rand.:: Helix went to hang some people to get herself in the mood for this." -- Drakewyn I

"Kill 'em all Billy.... see ya in the last round." -- Error

"Quiet in here... Maybe we should all get together for a group prayer?" -- Karnafexx

"((Does anyone know what happened to Kappie?))" -- RDI Scad
"((I punted her.))" -- Gaejin
"( She got impatient and went to the annex)" -- Kalamere
"((She was delicious with a little garlic! ))" -- SlothShamn

"::grins:: Because I have spies everywhere, Elle. ::has a camera implanted in the back of Gnim's head, for one::" -- Perrinis
"((so that's what fills up Gnim's head Perrinis?))" -- Darkness2
"::that, and a firecracker next to his brainstem, incase he ever stops following
orders::" -- Perrinis

"J Oaknshld, loitering is a TOS violation. Blah, blah, blah..." -- Amaltea

"RING 2 : Ding Dong Ding, Fairies sing! Lisi stop hit's Elven's sidestep in this pointless ring." -- RDI Rose

"::enters the ring and salutes Damien and Scad:: Kill and honor...I mean Skill. ::chuckles::" -- Takcouma
"((Damien? LOL Thats Cetran. wrong SirC))" -- SirCassius

"::winking right back:: I'm breathless in anticipation of being alone in the ring with you." -- Bacchia DA

"((It is way too early to be this insane...))" -- RDI Scad

":::suddenly sets the ale down, turns, heads up the stairs, and leaves:::" -- Phlag XXX
"Phlag XXX has left the room." -- OnlineHost
"Phlag XXX has entered the room." -- OnlineHost
:::strolls in, grinning:: Eveing all!" -- Phlag XXX

";lkjopihugtyvfcdrxsAazDXCFZAAdfcgvhbjuni mko,lp.;['/]" -- Karnafexx
"Really, Billy?" -- Sartan Z
"::watches BRK have a seizure::" -- Duke UzieI
"::Looks to Billy:: Could you say that again?" -- QuickVarMG
"::Raising a brow at the incredible array of insults BRK just tossed out.::" -- Drakewyn x
"well...;lkjopihugtyvfcdrxsAazDXCFZAAdfcgv hbjunimko,lp.;['/] to you too:)" -- RDI Tass
"sorry" -- Karnafexx
"(I had butter on my keyboard)" -- Karnafexx
"((That's an unusual way to put butter on your toast, Billy))" -- QuickVarMG
"((It's a religious thing for him))" -- SlothShamn
"((Yea,yea...hardy,har,har :P ))" -- Karnafexx
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~^~Sir Damien Cetran~^~

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From: jakvaltrds@aol.com (Jakvaltrds)
Date: 05 Jun 1998 03:44:39 EDT

::reads the cute little bloopers and laughs then he frowns and pens a note to the author::

Ye best have a few more of these up yer sleeve Damien or a way to make a living other than writing for the Noted
::mutters about columns and such:::

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From: reaperarkn@aol.com (ReaperArkn)
Date: 05 Jun 1998 15:27:06 EDT

:::walks up and just falls on the floor laughing having been present for a few of those:::: Thanks, I needed that. :::walks away:::

Lord Krollon Orak Arkanan
"The Reaper"
Warlord of DoS and...
Keeper of the Lost House

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From: ariskalzar@aol.com (ArisKalzar)
Date: 06 Jun 1998 19:05:30 EDT

::laughs and tosses in half of his two bits::



Never Slash unless you can afford the point ~ Aris Kalzar

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From: zamhulam@aol.com (Zamhulam)
Date: 06 Jun 1998 19:35:35 EDT

You should have a quote of the day or somthin this is great.

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From: ladymarisa@aol.com (LadyMarisa)
Date: 20 Jun 1998 17:59:07 EDT

::Grins while reading these::::



:::thinks::: I wonder if Adonai's deuling in his speedo will show up eventually....::::