Diamond Quest XIIXIVCIX.... 13!

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Date: 4/5/1998 2:30 PM Central Standard Time
From: RDI Goon

::Goon wanders over to the library to meet with Sue, the nice librarian who seems to be there all the time. He has to write about the Diamond Quest, and is going to get her help, although he really wants to write the words himself. As they sit down, Goon starts going on and on about the duels, and Sue kindly mentions that maybe he should start putting his words to paper. As he writes, she corrects his
spelling mistakes and points out places where maybe he should change his words, so that everyone can understand him.::



::Once he's finished, he writes it all down again so that the scribbled out words don't make it even harder to read, then tromps over to the Outback and slams it into the wall next to the board where everyone will see it.::



Last night, Saturday, Goon be ref man for fight for Diamond jaw, Diamond Quest! There not lot lot fighter people, Goon think ok! Fight lot good, not
matter number of fighter people! In all, nine fight for right be Diamond jaw. Kelli Elan, top fighter lady, lead all Emerald jaw, be top seed in Quest.



How all fighter people do? Keep read, Goon tell!



Round 1-

Nic.. Kelli get bye, no have fight!



Dex Montoy, bottom of all Emerald jaw, do lot good with beat Tarl Cabot in fight one! Win 5-1, take six round, lot fast!



Falablah have fight Bee man! ::starts to write "Bee man" again, but Sue catches it this time:: Killer try lot hard, but no beat Fala! Lose 5-2, nine round!



Kazakill got fight Jeff Oak..en..shi..eld. Fight good! Fight take lot time, lot close! At end Kaza get last point for win, 5-4, ten round!



Matt Simon go fight Imp... take lot long time for end. At end, slam Imp man lot good for win 5-4, 12 round!



Round 2-

Tar man turn no have fight!



Nice ref lady jump in ring with Dex, start lot bad.. lose by lot point at start! Nice ref lady show top Emerald jaw, come back for win 5-4 in 12 round!



Kaza keep pound all fighter people, make Fala fall down in seven round for 5-2 win!



Killer got win for stay in fight for Diamond jaw.. Gol.. Matt try make go home... Killer take all time can, make Matt lot tired before finish fight with win! 14 rounds, fight 5-4 end!



Imp, Jeff, got four of last five Diamond jaw! Now got fight for not go home.. Think lot, fight lot more hard! At end, Shorty man bop Imp man in head for win 5-4, 11 round, mean going be new Diamond jaw at end night!



Round 3-

Imp man go, leave eight fighter people.. mean no fighter people sit, all fight!



Fight with all who no lose! Kelli, Kaza, claw, punch, kick lot hard for no lose one fight! Kaza try lot hard, but Kelli more good at end 12 round, take fight
5-4!



All rest fight, lose, go home!



Killer, Tarl, more lot good fight.. Killer make two fight where got win, win 5-4 in lot long fight! 13 round, make 27 round in two fight! Got be lot tired..



Fala win, get rest next round! Dex have not same idea, beat Fala for make take lot long rest, out of Quest! End, 5-3, 11 round!



Jeff make fight not lot close, Matt still take long time before lose.. get two point, but make Jeff take 11 round before win 5-2. Lot good fight!



Round 4-

Tarl, Fala, Matt, all out! Mean Jeff turn for no fight.



Killer got fight Kelli, not look like got lot chance. Kelli on big roll! Kelli keep roll, get three point right away! But Killer keep fight, keep fight.. lose 4-1, come back. Come back, keep come back.. take 11 round, come all way back, win 5-4! Lot exciting fight!



Other fight, Dex make big 4-1 lead like Kelli! Kaza get point back, but no make lot good come back.. fall out Quest with lose 5-2, eight round!



Round 5-

Kaza out, mean four left, all with one loss- lose, out!



Kelli lot good! Only lot good fighter person can make fight go ten round without score point.. but Jeff get all point, 5-0 win, 10 round!



Other fight, Killer win three lot close fight so no be out Quest! Dex win two not lot close fight so no be out Quest! Fight end not lot close.. who win? No, Killer! Lot fast fight, go
5-1, seven round.



Final-

Kelli, Dex, out! Leave Jeff, Killer, fight for be Diamond jaw!



Round 1- Killer get low to mat, start roll way! Jeff leg short, long enough so get Killer before get away, make fight 1-0!



Round 2- Killer keeps defend, run away! Jeff start block low, see no get swing at, stop block. Killer not know where Jeff go.. Jeff go behind Killer, get good position! 1-0 Jeff



Round 3- Jeff jump in, try punch Killer in back before turn! Get good hit, but no work like plan, Killer swing round with chopchop fast enough for hit too! 2-1 Jeff



Round 4- Jeff duck lot low, Killer jump over! Jeff roll away, all behind other, not know where other fighter person go! Lot confuse! 2-1 Jeff



Round 5- Killer find Jeff, turn, punch fast! Jeff find Killer, turn, kick fast! But see Killer fist come at head, stop kick, try get away.. Jeff not lot fast for get away, still make Killer miss punch. Killer fist go past head, body crash into Jeff, make all fall,
all get point! 3-2 Jeff



Round 6- Jeff turn use good punch, but Killer no stop kick in time! Get punch in nose, Jeff point from be Diamond jaw! 4-2 Jeff



Round 7- Killer fly like bee, put leg out for knock Jeff down.. Jeff swing fist round, stop as going get foot in nose! Killer no hit, bounce off Jeff, all stumble away! But no fall, no point! 4-2 Jeff



Round 8- Killer jump in! Jeff jump in! Jeff jump at feet, Killer stop, make fist jump at head! Killer fist hit first, make Jeff no win yet.. 4-3 Jeff



Round 9- Jeff turn get short leg lot high, Killer turn roll under when jump! Still no hit, still land behind other, still not know where other fight person! 4-3 Jeff



Round 10- Jeff plant foot, Killer see! Killer run fast as Jeff kick out! Killer stop, swing fist lot fast for hit in head, make tie! But Jeff no kick.. fake kick, turn! Tackle Killer as get punch in head, get point for all! Point both give Jeff five, make Diamond jaw! 5-4 Jeff



In end, Jeff beat Killer, 5-4 in 10 round, get Diamond jaw back! Fight for Diamond jaw lot fun, Goon hope next fight have lot lot Emerald jaw fight for be Diamond jaw!



Signed,



Goon, ref man

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((Note- Here is the exact move by move list for the final, with pluses where positional advantages were gained. Compare it to what Goon wrote, and maybe it can be a lesson in translating what he says. ;D Just remember everyone, from that dashed line down isn't part of Goon's post; I'm just putting it in to help anyone who didn't understand what happened. -Spiffy))



Jeff vs. Killer



1- Sweep/F Duck 1-0

2- Ft. LB/F Dodge 1+-0

3- Jab/Chop 2-1

4- F Duck/F Leap 2+-1+

5- Ft. Snapkick/Jab 3-2

6- Jab/Snapkick 4-2

7- Ft. Hook/JK 4+-2+

8- Sweep/Jab 4-3

9- F Leap/F Duck 4+-3+

10- Ft. Snapkick/F Dodge 5-4

[DoF Archive]

Date: 4/5/1998 10:10 PM Central Standard Time
From: Bane0fEvil

Very well dueled everyone. I didn't see much of the dueling, but what I did see was very good. Everyone did very well.Goon, you did a good job in calling the duels.Congratulations, Jeff, on your winning of the Diamond. Good job.Bane

[DoF Archive]

Date: 4/6/1998 3:07 AM Central Standard Time
From: Occurs

::furious that she missed it she storms into the Outback and stops up suddenly at the well written notice. As the afternoon wears down to evening she slowly reads, her eyes growing huge as she whispers::

5-0?

Ya won luv, again?

::turns to head back to the Manor not knowing if she should kiss the new diamond or thwap him for not telling her he won it::