From: mariusix@aol.com (Marius IX)
Date: 23 Nov 1999 18:08:14 EST
::After a hard night of drinking, The Roman swaggers over to the posts and reads Jonalyn's latest sring of insults and accusations. Laughing to himself and some legionnaire comrades (who are even drunker than he is) Marius jots down the following::
Dear Lady Jonalyn. We here at Give a Rat's Ass What Jona Has to Say Incorporated tm . Are curious as to which rings are currently tainted or disgraced by their holder. We have a team of crack troops armed with the latest in assassination weaponry willing to carry out executions against the offending parties. If that doesnt work we recommend dragging them out before the
village elders (Zen) and having them stoned until dead. We would greatly appreciate your opinions (although no one else seems to) and have nothing better to do with our sad little lives then sit around and listen to you bitch.
With utmost regard,
Us.
::After laughing themselves into epileptic fits for a good 10 minutes the Romans amble off leaving no shred of evidence that they were the perpitrators::
To Jonalyn.
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From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 23 Nov 1999 19:56:25 EST
The woman comes upon the note tacked to the cork. A low chuckle escaping as she sets quill to parchment, then tacks it to the cork.
Messers Us
Were I interested in hiring an organization to see to any wetwork, rest assured they would be professionals with a long resume of their capabilities. Perchance thee wouldst apprise us of yuirs? Tis apparent thine organization hae accomplished little if'n ye describe yuirselves ast havin' sad little lives.
If'n howe'er thee hae a raw recruit what mayhap needs a training mission thee may consider reconnoitering one Marius Colestae, current Holder of the Second Ring ast well one Damien Mortis, current holder of the Eighth, among yuir targets. Both tend ta be drunken more oft than nae an' shouldst present a raw recruit nae anna difficulty. The Baron Colestae in particular ist nae verra intelligent. A raw recruit shouldst hae little difficulty dealing
with that pitiful wretch.
Regards,
Jonalyn Starfare
Date: 23 Nov 1999 19:56:25 EST
The woman comes upon the note tacked to the cork. A low chuckle escaping as she sets quill to parchment, then tacks it to the cork.
Messers Us
Were I interested in hiring an organization to see to any wetwork, rest assured they would be professionals with a long resume of their capabilities. Perchance thee wouldst apprise us of yuirs? Tis apparent thine organization hae accomplished little if'n ye describe yuirselves ast havin' sad little lives.
If'n howe'er thee hae a raw recruit what mayhap needs a training mission thee may consider reconnoitering one Marius Colestae, current Holder of the Second Ring ast well one Damien Mortis, current holder of the Eighth, among yuir targets. Both tend ta be drunken more oft than nae an' shouldst present a raw recruit nae anna difficulty. The Baron Colestae in particular ist nae verra intelligent. A raw recruit shouldst hae little difficulty dealing
with that pitiful wretch.
Regards,
Jonalyn Starfare