From: pslyderfta@aol.com (Pslyder FTA)
Date: 09 Jun 2003 19:56:58 EDT
A'ight, chummers. This is fer alla y'all wit tha cojones ta ride. There's a new gig in town. Come see what Ah've gots ta offer an' we'll talk price. Here's some brief descriptions of what Ah've got fer y'all.
"Bird's Eye"
Handles good, kinda slow, but it's quiet. Decent cargo space and can take a beatin'. Runs on batteries. Recharge facilities are available. Good fer off-roadin' and it's got a map screen.
"Patroller"
Low-rider Harley style, decent speed, good off the line and able to take a good sized fall and keep on goin. A good deal of cargospace and runs offa methanol. Capable'a takin' directions and drivin' itself if necessary. Decent map functions. Also got some nitrous boostin' fer emergencies.
"Hermes"
Hellified handling and a certified crotch rocket. Only serious racers need apply. No real cargo to speak of, but when ya go this fast, who cares? Runs on methanol. Also got nitrous fer some real thrills.
"Mystic"
This'd be tha one ya always see me on. Y'all should know how it does by now.
"Mystic II"
Now, take tha one Ah've got and give it steroids. Ah'll even throw in a custom paint job fer ya.
"Jager"
This one's about midline fer what Ah'm buildin'. Good on speed and cargo, but not much else.
"Shadowdancer"
Another midline model, but less cargo and better speed. Also good for off roadin'.
"Speedster"
A fast, light, little number that's perfect fer tha female crowd. It'll get ya ta where ya wanna go in a big hurry. Methanol powered.
"Scimitar"
Basically, a scooter.
Y'all come by mah place an' tell me what ya think. Ah'm usually there, an' if'n Ah'm not, leave a message inna mailbox.
Pslyder.
Tacked up on the cork. . .
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From: amaltea@aol.com (Amaltea)
Date: 09 Jun 2003 22:55:43 EDT
Reads up and scratches her head at the curious note. Wrinkling her nose she asks "What's a bat-te-ries?"
Date: 09 Jun 2003 22:55:43 EDT
Reads up and scratches her head at the curious note. Wrinkling her nose she asks "What's a bat-te-ries?"
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From: gunthrodw@aol.com (Gunthr ODW)
Date: 10 Jun 2003 20:20:10 EDT
Walking up behind Amal, hearing her speaking he replies..."I think it is a type of dung beatle"
shrugging he continues reading through the post.
Date: 10 Jun 2003 20:20:10 EDT
Walking up behind Amal, hearing her speaking he replies..."I think it is a type of dung beatle"
shrugging he continues reading through the post.
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From: onyxsolare@aol.com (OnyxSolare)
Date: 10 Jun 2003 22:50:12 EDT
::eyes the notice, blinks a few times::
My god...
::mumbling as she reads: "Speedster"
A fast, light, little number that's perfect fer tha female crowd. It'll get ya ta where ya wanna go in a big hurry. Methanol powered.::
...well there goes foreplay.
Date: 10 Jun 2003 22:50:12 EDT
::eyes the notice, blinks a few times::
My god...
::mumbling as she reads: "Speedster"
A fast, light, little number that's perfect fer tha female crowd. It'll get ya ta where ya wanna go in a big hurry. Methanol powered.::
...well there goes foreplay.
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From: pslyderfta@aol.com (Pslyder FTA)
Date: 11 Jun 2003 01:01:41 EDT
::scribbling on the paper:: A'ight, it ain't exactly methanol, but it's whatever ya get when ya distil corn alcohol. It don' stink. An if'n it does, Ah'll throw in one'a them catalytic converters fer free.
Date: 11 Jun 2003 01:01:41 EDT
::scribbling on the paper:: A'ight, it ain't exactly methanol, but it's whatever ya get when ya distil corn alcohol. It don' stink. An if'n it does, Ah'll throw in one'a them catalytic converters fer free.
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From: humadragbn@aol.com (HumaDragbn)
Date: 12 Jun 2003 00:09:34 EDT
i'll take one of each, and put it on G'nort's expense account.
Huma
Date: 12 Jun 2003 00:09:34 EDT
i'll take one of each, and put it on G'nort's expense account.
Huma
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From: pslyderfta@aol.com (Pslyder FTA)
Date: 12 Jun 2003 01:52:31 EDT
>i'll take one of each, and put it on G'nort's expense account.
A'ight, meet me at mah garage an' well talk deal. But who's G'nort? Ah'm gon' hafta see some credentials an' hard currency firs'. . .
Date: 12 Jun 2003 01:52:31 EDT
>i'll take one of each, and put it on G'nort's expense account.
A'ight, meet me at mah garage an' well talk deal. But who's G'nort? Ah'm gon' hafta see some credentials an' hard currency firs'. . .
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From: duelmoyrlochlon@aol.com (Duel Moyrlochlon)
Date: 12 Jun 2003 02:06:19 EDT
>Reads up and scratches her head at the curious note. Wrinkling her nose she
>asks "What's a bat-te-ries?"
::mutters, grumbles, scratches left shoulder, flails, gnashes teeth, mutters some more, then leaves for something incredibly strong to drink::
Date: 12 Jun 2003 02:06:19 EDT
>Reads up and scratches her head at the curious note. Wrinkling her nose she
>asks "What's a bat-te-ries?"
::mutters, grumbles, scratches left shoulder, flails, gnashes teeth, mutters some more, then leaves for something incredibly strong to drink::
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From: karenwilder@aol.com (Karen Wilder)
Date: 16 Jun 2003 18:29:27 EDT
>>i'll take one of each, and put it on G'nort's expense account.
>
>A'ight, meet me at mah garage an' well talk deal. But who's G'nort? Ah'm
>gon' hafta see some credentials an' hard currency firs'. . .
Yer doin' business here an' ye don' know th' Barkeep?
Date: 16 Jun 2003 18:29:27 EDT
>>i'll take one of each, and put it on G'nort's expense account.
>
>A'ight, meet me at mah garage an' well talk deal. But who's G'nort? Ah'm
>gon' hafta see some credentials an' hard currency firs'. . .
Yer doin' business here an' ye don' know th' Barkeep?
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From: pslyderfta@aol.com (Pslyder FTA)
Date: 17 Jun 2003 00:48:13 EDT
>Yer doin' business here an' ye don' know th' Barkeep?
Tha name ain't familiar, an' Ah don' think Ah've seen this honto aroun' anywheres. ::shrugs::
Date: 17 Jun 2003 00:48:13 EDT
>Yer doin' business here an' ye don' know th' Barkeep?
Tha name ain't familiar, an' Ah don' think Ah've seen this honto aroun' anywheres. ::shrugs::
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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 05 Jul 2003 15:02:26 EDT
>Tha name ain't familiar, an' Ah don' think Ah've seen this honto aroun'
>anywheres.
Pshaw!
I'm the most famous person left in this joint.
Or is it infamous... something like that.
Sides, everyone knows me!
I'm the Elf-hater! The Last True Anti-Slasher! Preacher of G'nort 3:16! Master of the Plinko!!™! Friend to all the ladies, even elves! Owner, proprietor, bookkeeper when I'm not having someone else do it, of the Golden Ivy Tavern, GIT for short! Baron of the something or other ring, and a few other rings from this place!! Insulter of many, enemy of a couple, Fudge Shoppe eaten, CDR controlling, master of the universe(as large as my mind allows me to pretend) and all and all tough guy who is tough without having to prove it!! My moves are many, my Hammer of Justice, Skuld, has been clocked over the heads of many a foe!
And if I could make the time, I'd give you a whoopin' just so you could say "I got whupped by G, and all I got was this lousy lump!"
I am the one, true "G." Any other "G's" are just pretenders to the throne. To Karen I'm the "Barkeep." To Grayson I'm "Unca G." To a few of the ladies "G-string, G-spot," and "Gravy boat!"
If you need to know my whole name, never write it after, cause you'll get writers cramp... but it is...
G'nort Esplenade G'neesmacher Dragoon Talanador!!!
And I am.. King of the Ring.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it. Take that to the bank. Deal with it. Suck it up. And don't let the door hit yer ass on the way out.
Cordially,
G, the one who has no accent.
Date: 05 Jul 2003 15:02:26 EDT
>Tha name ain't familiar, an' Ah don' think Ah've seen this honto aroun'
>anywheres.
Pshaw!
I'm the most famous person left in this joint.
Or is it infamous... something like that.
Sides, everyone knows me!
I'm the Elf-hater! The Last True Anti-Slasher! Preacher of G'nort 3:16! Master of the Plinko!!™! Friend to all the ladies, even elves! Owner, proprietor, bookkeeper when I'm not having someone else do it, of the Golden Ivy Tavern, GIT for short! Baron of the something or other ring, and a few other rings from this place!! Insulter of many, enemy of a couple, Fudge Shoppe eaten, CDR controlling, master of the universe(as large as my mind allows me to pretend) and all and all tough guy who is tough without having to prove it!! My moves are many, my Hammer of Justice, Skuld, has been clocked over the heads of many a foe!
And if I could make the time, I'd give you a whoopin' just so you could say "I got whupped by G, and all I got was this lousy lump!"
I am the one, true "G." Any other "G's" are just pretenders to the throne. To Karen I'm the "Barkeep." To Grayson I'm "Unca G." To a few of the ladies "G-string, G-spot," and "Gravy boat!"
If you need to know my whole name, never write it after, cause you'll get writers cramp... but it is...
G'nort Esplenade G'neesmacher Dragoon Talanador!!!
And I am.. King of the Ring.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it. Take that to the bank. Deal with it. Suck it up. And don't let the door hit yer ass on the way out.
Cordially,
G, the one who has no accent.
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From: pslyderfta@aol.com (Pslyder FTA)
Date: 05 Jul 2003 17:46:26 EDT
>Pshaw!
>
>I'm the most famous person left in this joint.
>
>Or is it infamous... something like that.
>
>Sides, everyone knows me!
>
>I'm the Elf-hater! The Last True Anti-Slasher! Preacher of G'nort 3:16!
>Master of the Plinko!!™! Friend to all the ladies, even elves! Owner,
>proprietor, bookkeeper when I'm not having someone else do it, of the Golden
>Ivy Tavern, GIT for short! Baron of the something or other ring, and a few
>other rings from this place!! Insulter of many, enemy of a couple, Fudge
>Shoppe eaten, CDR controlling, master of the universe(as large as my mind
>allows me to pretend) and all and all tough guy who is tough without having
>to prove it!! My moves are many, my Hammer of Justice, Skuld, has been
>clocked over the heads of many a foe!
>
>And if I could make the time, I'd give you a whoopin' just so you could say
>"I got whupped by G, and all I got was this lousy lump!"
>
>I am the one, true "G." Any other "G's" are just pretenders to the throne.
>To Karen I'm the "Barkeep." To Grayson I'm "Unca G." To a few of the ladies
>"G-string, G-spot," and "Gravy boat!"
>
>If you need to know my whole name, never write it after, cause you'll get
>writers cramp... but it is...
>
>G'nort Esplenade G'neesmacher Dragoon Talanador!!!
>And I am.. King of the Ring.
>
>So put that in your pipe and smoke it. Take that to the bank. Deal with it.
>Suck it up. And don't let the door hit yer ass on the way out.
>
>Cordially,
>G, the one who has no accent
An' after alla thaht, all Ah gots ta say is this. Are ya gon' let this Huma slag charge about 25 thou worth'a bikes on yer account? ::points::
Date: 05 Jul 2003 17:46:26 EDT
>Pshaw!
>
>I'm the most famous person left in this joint.
>
>Or is it infamous... something like that.
>
>Sides, everyone knows me!
>
>I'm the Elf-hater! The Last True Anti-Slasher! Preacher of G'nort 3:16!
>Master of the Plinko!!™! Friend to all the ladies, even elves! Owner,
>proprietor, bookkeeper when I'm not having someone else do it, of the Golden
>Ivy Tavern, GIT for short! Baron of the something or other ring, and a few
>other rings from this place!! Insulter of many, enemy of a couple, Fudge
>Shoppe eaten, CDR controlling, master of the universe(as large as my mind
>allows me to pretend) and all and all tough guy who is tough without having
>to prove it!! My moves are many, my Hammer of Justice, Skuld, has been
>clocked over the heads of many a foe!
>
>And if I could make the time, I'd give you a whoopin' just so you could say
>"I got whupped by G, and all I got was this lousy lump!"
>
>I am the one, true "G." Any other "G's" are just pretenders to the throne.
>To Karen I'm the "Barkeep." To Grayson I'm "Unca G." To a few of the ladies
>"G-string, G-spot," and "Gravy boat!"
>
>If you need to know my whole name, never write it after, cause you'll get
>writers cramp... but it is...
>
>G'nort Esplenade G'neesmacher Dragoon Talanador!!!
>And I am.. King of the Ring.
>
>So put that in your pipe and smoke it. Take that to the bank. Deal with it.
>Suck it up. And don't let the door hit yer ass on the way out.
>
>Cordially,
>G, the one who has no accent
An' after alla thaht, all Ah gots ta say is this. Are ya gon' let this Huma slag charge about 25 thou worth'a bikes on yer account? ::points::
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From: onyxsolare@aol.com (OnyxSolare)
Date: 06 Jul 2003 12:58:54 EDT
>Pshaw!
>
>I'm the most famous person left in this joint.
>
>Or is it infamous... something like that.
::sticks her tongue out at the note::
HA!
Date: 06 Jul 2003 12:58:54 EDT
>Pshaw!
>
>I'm the most famous person left in this joint.
>
>Or is it infamous... something like that.
::sticks her tongue out at the note::
HA!
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From: cassiusmaxim@aol.com (Cassius Maxim)
Date: 09 Jul 2003 00:35:01 EDT
" To Karen I'm the "Barkeep." To Grayson I'm "Unca G"
To Cas, you're an "easy win".
; P
Date: 09 Jul 2003 00:35:01 EDT
" To Karen I'm the "Barkeep." To Grayson I'm "Unca G"
To Cas, you're an "easy win".
; P
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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 09 Jul 2003 22:11:12 EDT
To the Elf guy, Huma knows better than to charge anything to my account. He'd say it, but could never do it. Corporate Credit and all that.
To Cas, Good to see you're still as delusional as ever! It's nice to know that some things you can count on will never change. :D
If I left anyone out, apologies. Just remember that I'm in it for financial gain, regardless of the consequences.
G
Date: 09 Jul 2003 22:11:12 EDT
To the Elf guy, Huma knows better than to charge anything to my account. He'd say it, but could never do it. Corporate Credit and all that.
To Cas, Good to see you're still as delusional as ever! It's nice to know that some things you can count on will never change. :D
If I left anyone out, apologies. Just remember that I'm in it for financial gain, regardless of the consequences.
G