From: stsevere@aol.com (St Severe)
Date: 13 Dec 2003 10:33:00 EST
During this past year I have had the dubious honor of observing many of you as your parade of flaws and defects roll across the stage you call life. It came to me that with your holiday fast approaching some of you may appreciate an honest assessment of what you are, or some advice on future course of actions that may improve your pathetic performances.
In no particular order here are my Annoying Awards
Cassius Maxim - A closed mouth gathers no foot
G - To call you a half-wit would be an insult to half-wits everywhere, you are more of a no-wit.
Lydia - If you are a product of sentient evolution you appear to have missed a few links
Kaja Adair - You have the charm and grace of a duck in heat
LrdArithon - Humility is well suited for one such as you, possessing so many flaws in character, speech, and body.
Tareth - If you must persist in talking have a mint first. It's bad enough that your thoughts stink.
The Grazianos - None of you are worth an individual assessment, so for your entire mindless clan - For people such as you their should be a requirement that you have a license to breed
Capt. Sneggle - I pity your inability to have anything meaningful to say, or the words to say it.
Pslyder - I am not trying to insult you. So far it has taken no effort at all.
Xerzes - Your inferiority complex is fully justified.
Chastity - What a humorous parody of a name, no wonder you hide it under the name of Chaz which considering your looks and body is better suited.
TinyTopaz - Your name fully illustrates your lack of wit and value
Raven - You're not the missing link, you're the reason it ran away
Onyx - I hate to inform you that there is no vaccine against stupidity
Dom - Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing and being nothing.
Grayson - Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
Max - Please do not turn the other cheek- it's just as ugly
Horatio - If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person living.
Var - Your abilitity to communicate is only rivaled by your inability to have something worth saying
Nehima - Don't you have a terrible empty feeling- in your skull?
Sartan - In a battle of wits your a far better target than participant
Tim - You amuse me, that then that is a fool's job is it not?
Imp - When you change your mind what do you do with the diaper?
For those of you whose name does not grace my list, why that would mean you're less than nothing.
St Severe
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From: harristheheckler@aol.com (HarrisTheHeckler)
Date: 13 Dec 2003 20:30:26 EST
I've gotta say, I'm insulted. I'm more annoying than all those people combined.
~Harris
Date: 13 Dec 2003 20:30:26 EST
I've gotta say, I'm insulted. I'm more annoying than all those people combined.
~Harris
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From: pslyderfta@aol.com (Pslyder FTA)
Date: 14 Dec 2003 00:23:08 EST
Ah crap bigger'n you. ::chuckles::
Date: 14 Dec 2003 00:23:08 EST
Ah crap bigger'n you. ::chuckles::
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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 14 Dec 2003 01:25:05 EST
Severe.
Your attempts at being a hard liner fall between the toughness of a mouse in heat, and a wet rag. You have got to be an idiot to think that anyone, with exception of Harris, would feel your "Annoying Awards," are worth the paper they are written on.
You, my intellectually impeded runt, are a negligible factor in the Arena. Your efforts of being a threat are laughable, and I doubt that anyone, save yourself, actually takes you seriously. If anyone does, I pity them.
There may be a day where you learn how to fight, and how to actually insult without reading ideas from a book or using an insult generator through whichever means available, but that is a long, long way off, and you are no threat to anyone save the children.
G
Wittier and More Original than most.
Date: 14 Dec 2003 01:25:05 EST
Severe.
Your attempts at being a hard liner fall between the toughness of a mouse in heat, and a wet rag. You have got to be an idiot to think that anyone, with exception of Harris, would feel your "Annoying Awards," are worth the paper they are written on.
You, my intellectually impeded runt, are a negligible factor in the Arena. Your efforts of being a threat are laughable, and I doubt that anyone, save yourself, actually takes you seriously. If anyone does, I pity them.
There may be a day where you learn how to fight, and how to actually insult without reading ideas from a book or using an insult generator through whichever means available, but that is a long, long way off, and you are no threat to anyone save the children.
G
Wittier and More Original than most.
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From: stsevere@aol.com (St Severe)
Date: 14 Dec 2003 19:16:24 EST
G,
I find it highly amusing that for a person who professes such disdain for one such as I has to write three missives to express themselves.
You have aptly proven you're a no wit as characterized.
St Severe
Date: 14 Dec 2003 19:16:24 EST
G,
I find it highly amusing that for a person who professes such disdain for one such as I has to write three missives to express themselves.
You have aptly proven you're a no wit as characterized.
St Severe
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From: harristheheckler@aol.com (HarrisTheHeckler)
Date: 14 Dec 2003 19:20:52 EST
I'm still waiting for my award, damnit!
~Harris
Date: 14 Dec 2003 19:20:52 EST
I'm still waiting for my award, damnit!
~Harris
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From: karenwilder@aol.com (Karen Wilder)
Date: 14 Dec 2003 21:54:18 EST
I seem tae recall this fella...
I seem tae recall beatin' this fella intae th' sand so badly thet he said he wouldnae come back.
Seems thet I need tae beat this fella intae th' sand again.
Lady Karen Wilder
Knight Captain of the Order of the Knights Templar
First Catholic Church of Rhy-Din.
Date: 14 Dec 2003 21:54:18 EST
I seem tae recall this fella...
I seem tae recall beatin' this fella intae th' sand so badly thet he said he wouldnae come back.
Seems thet I need tae beat this fella intae th' sand again.
Lady Karen Wilder
Knight Captain of the Order of the Knights Templar
First Catholic Church of Rhy-Din.
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From: harristheheckler@aol.com (HarrisTheHeckler)
Date: 14 Dec 2003 22:05:15 EST
I don't see how that helps me get my rightful award, Karen.
~Harris
Date: 14 Dec 2003 22:05:15 EST
I don't see how that helps me get my rightful award, Karen.
~Harris
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From: karenwilder@aol.com (Karen Wilder)
Date: 14 Dec 2003 22:06:56 EST
A'right Harris...
I grant ye th' Peanut award.
Don' ask why.
Date: 14 Dec 2003 22:06:56 EST
A'right Harris...
I grant ye th' Peanut award.
Don' ask why.
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From: harristheheckler@aol.com (HarrisTheHeckler)
Date: 14 Dec 2003 22:30:09 EST
Well, at least Karen loves me.
Date: 14 Dec 2003 22:30:09 EST
Well, at least Karen loves me.
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From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 14 Dec 2003 22:46:25 EST
Severe,
Apparently, you have far less wits and poorer eyesight than anyone competing in the Dueler's Arena. I only saw one post tacked to the cork written in G's hand prior to your claim that he placed three up there.
I do not recognize some of the names on your list. Are they, perhaps, your imaginary friends?
Colleen MacLeod
Date: 14 Dec 2003 22:46:25 EST
Severe,
Apparently, you have far less wits and poorer eyesight than anyone competing in the Dueler's Arena. I only saw one post tacked to the cork written in G's hand prior to your claim that he placed three up there.
I do not recognize some of the names on your list. Are they, perhaps, your imaginary friends?
Colleen MacLeod
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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 15 Dec 2003 00:54:40 EST
>G,
>
>I find it highly amusing that for a person who professes such disdain for one
>such as I has to write three missives to express themselves.
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>You have aptly proven you're a no wit as characterized.
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>St Severe
I find it amusing to see that not only are you an imbicile, but you cannot count. I've only sent one post on these boards. Try to not be so redundant and idiotic next time, ok?
G
Date: 15 Dec 2003 00:54:40 EST
>G,
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>I find it highly amusing that for a person who professes such disdain for one
>such as I has to write three missives to express themselves.
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>You have aptly proven you're a no wit as characterized.
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>St Severe
I find it amusing to see that not only are you an imbicile, but you cannot count. I've only sent one post on these boards. Try to not be so redundant and idiotic next time, ok?
G
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From: stsevere@aol.com (St Severe)
Date: 15 Dec 2003 19:58:39 EST
Karen Wilder - A woman wearing armor, how quaint. We really must get together soon, I am in dire need of amusement that only the besotted religious can supply.
St Severe
Date: 15 Dec 2003 19:58:39 EST
Karen Wilder - A woman wearing armor, how quaint. We really must get together soon, I am in dire need of amusement that only the besotted religious can supply.
St Severe
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From: karenwilder@aol.com (Karen Wilder)
Date: 16 Dec 2003 02:27:38 EST
Severe...
Ye'd best be wearin' a cup, lad...
I's'll be wearin' me ridin' boots.
Lady Karen Wilder
Date: 16 Dec 2003 02:27:38 EST
Severe...
Ye'd best be wearin' a cup, lad...
I's'll be wearin' me ridin' boots.
Lady Karen Wilder
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From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 16 Dec 2003 07:12:41 EST
Karen,
Severe doesn't need a cup, he has no manly bits to protect.
Collie
Date: 16 Dec 2003 07:12:41 EST
Karen,
Severe doesn't need a cup, he has no manly bits to protect.
Collie