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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:21 pm

From: occurs@aol.com (Occurs)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 13:49:13 EST

Summer studies the board for a long time, then places a large sheet of parchment up with the following:



Hear ye! Hear ye!
Taday marks the one year anniversary of



Jeffery Oakenshield
as Defender of
ta 8th Ring


He defended his ring twice during his year long reign:
Warlod K'yorl Jarlaxel claiming victory against ta Pirate in seven rounds 5-2.
Warlord Jake claiming victory against ta Troll in ten rounds 5-1.



He hae also held:
ta Fifth Ring
ta Eighth Ring
ta Nineth
ta Seventh 3 times.
In two and a half years, ta man only spent about
six months without a Baron's Ring on his finger



Ta man hae survived Twenty Challenges
6-1 as ta Warlord Challenger
8-5 as ta Baron Defender




Me Jeff hae served under five Overlords:
Ath
Leto
Alais
Kalamere
Dal.
He hae never challenged for ta Overlordship.




Me Jeff's wins over losses lurk about 415




Me Jeff be a good man, a loving man, a doting da, and a good friend. I wish him well this day, and want ta world ta know:

I be proud of me Husband.



Summer Oakenshield
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:21 pm

From: leducblanc@aol.com (LeDucBlanc)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 13:55:15 EST

I have to correct a small error here, Summer.

>>Warlord Jake claiming victory against ta Troll in ten rounds 5-1.<<

Personality aside, unless I am sadly mistaken or totally ignorant, Jake Heartsong is not a troll. In fact, some trolls (Jarf for instance) would be insulted by the comparison.


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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:21 pm

From: joaknshld@aol.com (J Oaknshld)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 13:55:25 EST

::chuckles and shakes his head reading the post:: I just duel here...

::slaps up a note in addendum to the one scribed by his wife::

It's been a good run, me appreciation fer all da hard work our standings keepers do helping tally it up.



~J
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:22 pm

From: lrdevasion@aol.com (LrdEvasion)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 14:11:52 EST

And I thought I kept track of things... ::walks up, laughing to himself::






Sincerely,

Tom Evasion



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We all die from it, and theres no cure.
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:22 pm

From: morganfay@aol.com (MorganFay)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 15:01:51 EST

Summer, you are so cute. ::grins::

Congratulations, Jeff!!
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:22 pm

From: rlupton@aol.com (RLupton)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 15:19:01 EST

It's a shame he's brimming with stupidity rarely seen in even dwarves.

By the way, why has he only been challenged *twice* in an entire year? Please, someone rectify this.



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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:23 pm

From: leducblanc@aol.com (LeDucBlanc)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 15:23:08 EST

>>By the way, why has he only been challenged *twice* in an entire year? Please, someone rectify this.<<

Lupton, read the standings. There has been a third challenge. However, as it has not been made public on the boards I see no reason to say who or when.
As to future challenges, who can say when a specific person will be challenged?



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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:23 pm

From: joaknshld@aol.com (J Oaknshld)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 15:35:48 EST

Lupton's just bitter about a certain 0-5 record. Why else would he ask someone *else* ta challenge. Oh wait, he's retired isn't he, can't even remember since he hasn't had any real impact on DoS in quite some time.

It's too good a day ta let Loopy's babble bring me down.

Cheers all,

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:23 pm

From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 16:37:17 EST

Jeff,

Congrats on your year.

Collie

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Summer,

Jeff struck the real gold when he found a wife that loves him as much as you do.

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:23 pm

From: occurs@aol.com (Occurs)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 17:01:56 EST

>Jake Heartsong is not a troll.

He is nae Percy?

I couldswear that ta Turi do say he be one in ta Histories. For meself, I did think he be a bit big for a troll. But then mayhaps his ma fed him lots o' greens or somethin' ta make his bones grow.

I did nae want ta embarass ta lad by asking, "Aint ya a bit tall ta be a Troll." It may make him blush, and a Troll blushing is a nasty sight.

So Jake, are ya a troll or aint ya? And please no blushing.

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:23 pm

From: leducblanc@aol.com (LeDucBlanc)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 17:05:39 EST

>>I couldswear that ta Turi do say he be one in ta Histories. For meself, I did think he be a bit big for a troll. But then mayhaps his ma fed him lots o' greens or somethin' ta make his bones grow. <<

Actually, Jake is a little short for a troll. Trolls generally average from 7-9 feet tall, and Jake is a little shorter than that. If you wish to see a troll, I recommend Jarfglohn. He is polite, for a troll, and smart for one too. He also smells better than most. Big fellow, though.



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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:24 pm

From: occurs@aol.com (Occurs)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 17:46:00 EST

> Actually, Jake is a little short for a troll. Trolls generally average from
>7-9 feet tall, and Jake is a little shorter than that. If you wish to see a
>troll, I recommend Jarfglohn. He is polite, for a troll, and smart for one
>too. He also smells better than most. Big fellow, though.


Ya do nae say Percy?

I do know ta Jarf, and he be a bit big - though I daresay there be many in ta Arena that nae smell as fragrant as him. Nae that I am mentioning any of ta ones reeking with smoke or ta ones that send off ta phermones like they be dogs in heat.

But Percy, how can ya sure that ta Jake nae be a troll. Mayhaps he just be a stumpy troll and he brush his teeth fair enough ta pass ta sniff test. I says that untill Jake nae say me, he be a stumpy troll with good teeth in me book.

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:24 pm

From: joaknshld@aol.com (J Oaknshld)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 20:07:07 EST

Only one word need be said...



JUGULA!!!

- Jarf's secret love muhahahahaha ::sticks it to the troll::
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:24 pm

From: jakemheart@aol.com (JakeMHeart)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 20:18:16 EST

No, I ain't a steeeenkin' troll. Hmph. ::Doesn't blush, but rather mumbles and spits::


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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:24 pm

From: jakemheart@aol.com (JakeMHeart)
Date: 24 Nov 1998 20:20:51 EST

Anyway, what the hell is up with me and Jarf? Hell no i ain't a troll. Yes, I am really cute. Just decided to say that.
And stop talking about me already.

~Jake
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