From: jakemheart@aol.com (JakeMHeart)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 13:01:14 EST
LQQK At My Question: There are two turkeys (1 and 2). Turkey 1 is fat and turkey 2 is tall. Turkey 1 is small, turkey 2 is tall. Turkey 1 is slow and stupid. Turkey 2 is fast annoying and obnoxious. Turkey 1 can't fly and turkey 2 flies and attacks. Turkey 1 holds a shield of armor for salvation which is extremely strong.. Turkey 2
has his quickness. They both seem to have the same amount of meat on each.. But which one would ya kill if ya could only kill one of them?
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From: quickvarmg@aol.com (QuickVarMG)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 14:17:12 EST
If anything, I'd ask the first turkey if he duels or something (because of the armor). After that, I honestly wouldn't know. I'd probably get the first turkey anyways because seeing a turkey stretch across the table doesn't seem too appealing. Besides, it would make harder work for my dearest wife to cook, if she can't fit the tall one where it needs to be cooked.
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 14:17:12 EST
If anything, I'd ask the first turkey if he duels or something (because of the armor). After that, I honestly wouldn't know. I'd probably get the first turkey anyways because seeing a turkey stretch across the table doesn't seem too appealing. Besides, it would make harder work for my dearest wife to cook, if she can't fit the tall one where it needs to be cooked.
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From: strallen@aol.com (Strallen)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 14:34:52 EST
Personally I'd kill the first turkey, if for no other reason then to get a pretty good shield out of the exchange, after all, turkey's should not walk around carrying heavy metal objects meant for deflecting weapons.......
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 14:34:52 EST
Personally I'd kill the first turkey, if for no other reason then to get a pretty good shield out of the exchange, after all, turkey's should not walk around carrying heavy metal objects meant for deflecting weapons.......
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From: qxz137@aol.com (QXZ137)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 15:24:52 EST
Kill 'em both, then kill Turkey 3.
(An extremely intelligent idea, from)
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 15:24:52 EST
Kill 'em both, then kill Turkey 3.
(An extremely intelligent idea, from)
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From: jakemheart@aol.com (JakeMHeart)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 15:46:00 EST
Q , It said kill *ONE* of them...
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 15:46:00 EST
Q , It said kill *ONE* of them...
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From: maxim128@aol.com (Maxim128)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 16:23:27 EST
Turkey 1 cause ye get a free shield, it'll fit on the fire, and cause its slow and stupid enough to get caught.
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 16:23:27 EST
Turkey 1 cause ye get a free shield, it'll fit on the fire, and cause its slow and stupid enough to get caught.
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From: demxcyrax@aol.com (DemXCyrax)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 16:53:47 EST
Oh my isn't this educational and a wonderful way to spend a dead tree. Find something better to do people. This mismash of ridiculousness is really for one not worth posting and for two, definately a waste of time to read.
Date: 26 Nov 1998 16:53:47 EST
Oh my isn't this educational and a wonderful way to spend a dead tree. Find something better to do people. This mismash of ridiculousness is really for one not worth posting and for two, definately a waste of time to read.
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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 17:21:48 EST
But y a read it though, didn't you Dem?
It's alot better than the petty bickering that's usually posted up here, it's called having fun. You might try it some time. It's good for the health.
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 17:21:48 EST
But y a read it though, didn't you Dem?
It's alot better than the petty bickering that's usually posted up here, it's called having fun. You might try it some time. It's good for the health.
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From: carnage669@aol.com (Carnage669)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 17:54:32 EST
Dem, since when have you become such a fuss pot??
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 17:54:32 EST
Dem, since when have you become such a fuss pot??
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From: quickvarmg@aol.com (QuickVarMG)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 18:09:35 EST
>Oh my isn't this educational and a wonderful way to spend a dead tree. Find something better to do people. This mismash of ridiculousness is really for one not worth posting and for two, definately a waste of time to read.<
For reference, I underlined something that puzzeled me. You find it something not worth posting, yet you post a response to it yourself? You accuse Jake of spending a dead tree with this interesting question, but then you waste a tree with a whine of hypocrisy? Least Jake's post is something that requests a logical answer. Therefore, it does have educational value.
Jake's post was not an attack, a whine, or anything short of a logical question. If you don't like questions regarding logic, feel free to continue responding without logic.
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 18:09:35 EST
>Oh my isn't this educational and a wonderful way to spend a dead tree. Find something better to do people. This mismash of ridiculousness is really for one not worth posting and for two, definately a waste of time to read.<
For reference, I underlined something that puzzeled me. You find it something not worth posting, yet you post a response to it yourself? You accuse Jake of spending a dead tree with this interesting question, but then you waste a tree with a whine of hypocrisy? Least Jake's post is something that requests a logical answer. Therefore, it does have educational value.
Jake's post was not an attack, a whine, or anything short of a logical question. If you don't like questions regarding logic, feel free to continue responding without logic.
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From: jakemheart@aol.com (JakeMHeart)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 18:12:10 EST
I just thought it might make people think, Dem. I love riddles and etc. You answer it. I'd like to see what you think. And anyway.. the way people answer it, you get an idea of how they think. I love it.
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 18:12:10 EST
I just thought it might make people think, Dem. I love riddles and etc. You answer it. I'd like to see what you think. And anyway.. the way people answer it, you get an idea of how they think. I love it.
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From: khrystawlf@aol.com (KhrystaWlf)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 18:28:34 EST
::chuckles a bit::
Dem Darlin~~~
'Tis called a bit of fun. That's the point and the only point to it. Ifin it's not to your taste, luv, then don't read it. But, please darlin, don't go gettin all uppity about what is, or is not, worth placin a note here on the old cork about. We've all shown quite clearly that we all have differin opinions on that one.....
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 18:28:34 EST
::chuckles a bit::
Dem Darlin~~~
'Tis called a bit of fun. That's the point and the only point to it. Ifin it's not to your taste, luv, then don't read it. But, please darlin, don't go gettin all uppity about what is, or is not, worth placin a note here on the old cork about. We've all shown quite clearly that we all have differin opinions on that one.....
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From: blkfaether@aol.com (Blkfaether)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 18:53:44 EST
Now to get back to the question and NOT turn this into another bickerfest...
I would kill Turkey 2. If you kill Turkey 1 you are left with a fast flying attack from a scared bird that believs he's next on your list ... and you can't kill him.
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 18:53:44 EST
Now to get back to the question and NOT turn this into another bickerfest...
I would kill Turkey 2. If you kill Turkey 1 you are left with a fast flying attack from a scared bird that believs he's next on your list ... and you can't kill him.
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From: ixdaelinxi@aol.com (IXDaelinXI)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 21:02:14 EST
::chuckles and responds::
Jake, and everyone else...I would kill Turkey 2...why you ask? Well..I'll tell you, for one Turkey 2 seems a bit pompous and arrogant for his own good and Turkey 1 has a shield and is probably trying to protect himself...therefore if Turkey 2 can fly and attack, it's probably aching for a breaking...or cruising for a bruising..nuff said.
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Date: 26 Nov 1998 21:02:14 EST
::chuckles and responds::
Jake, and everyone else...I would kill Turkey 2...why you ask? Well..I'll tell you, for one Turkey 2 seems a bit pompous and arrogant for his own good and Turkey 1 has a shield and is probably trying to protect himself...therefore if Turkey 2 can fly and attack, it's probably aching for a breaking...or cruising for a bruising..nuff said.
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From: qxz137@aol.com (QXZ137)
Date: 26 Nov 1998 21:17:28 EST
<<Q , It said kill *ONE* of them... >>
Ah, but I want to kill 3 of them...
And you can't stop me!
Quizxs Xysar Zzaasdp
Date: 26 Nov 1998 21:17:28 EST
<<Q , It said kill *ONE* of them... >>
Ah, but I want to kill 3 of them...
And you can't stop me!
Quizxs Xysar Zzaasdp