The Book of G'nort, part one.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:57 pm

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 24 Dec 1998 22:12:58 EST

He had planned to publish the articles of his rules, especially after the grown popularity, negative and positive of his famous G'nort 3:16. Each book containing 15-20 passages.

So, after much thought, he proceeds to write his personal code down.

The Book of G'nort.
Chapter One.
The Life Chapter.

1:1. Family first. Noone should put anything in life above family, they should always be most important in your lives.

1:2. Friends come next. If family fails. It's always good to have friends who you trust, like and know you can count on to back you up, make you feel better, and perhaps have lend you comfort.

1:3. Seriousness. It's good to be serious. It's not good to be too serious. Levity and good humor often are useful things in life.

1:4. Like your job, love your wife. Or whichever person you're in love with, cause I'm single right now.

1:5. Dueling. Dueling should be fun. If you take it too seriously, then you're apt to stress out, become bitter and angry, or a politician.

1:6. Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.

1:7. Spicy foods when you're trying to work is a very very bad idea.

1:8. When in doubt, throw it out. One never knows what can grow on things whence they sit in the cooler for far too long.

1:9. Life's not fair. Anyone who tells you different is selling something.

1:10. Life can be fair if you know what you're doing. It falls under the seriousness catergory.

1:11. Meat. Eat Meat. It's good for you.

1:13. Pink is bad. That's all you really need to know.

1:14. Be yourself. Being anyone else makes it difficult to get your mail forwarded.

1:15. If you're comfortable with who you are and what you do, then why should it matter what others think.

1:16. Politeness is far more respectable than rudeness.

1:17. Everyone does not have to like you. But the more that do means life becomes easier.

1:18. Friends are more valueable then enemies. But it's doubtful to go through life without both. Unless you're a real jerk.

More Chapters to follow.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:58 pm

From: morganfay@aol.com (MorganFay)
Date: 25 Dec 1998 02:08:35 EST

Looks good so far, G'nort. ::smiles::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:58 pm

From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 25 Dec 1998 16:30:32 EST

Slides a sassy wink to Morgan, "Och, Morgan, Ah am waitin' fer th' chapter wh' tells 'o G an' th' g-string, then there be th' eve 'o th' ferret."

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:58 pm

From: morganfay@aol.com (MorganFay)
Date: 25 Dec 1998 20:10:19 EST

::mouth curved into a gentle, but curious, "oh"::

Dance for me, G'nort.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:58 pm

From: sirduel@aol.com (Sir Duel)
Date: 26 Dec 1998 11:26:28 EST

I..can..vouch..for passage 1:7..oof..
::Runs off in search of lactaids::
Coron.