From: boshekuz@aol.com (BoShek UZ)
Date: 11 Jan 1999 21:39:19 EST
But I don't want to wear blue tights. So I say Pooh! Pooh! and Bah!
When I am Overlord...
Every one will be forced to wear little triangle hats made out of newspaper and can only duel with wooden swords! Everyone would have to take off their shoes when they enter the arena so they can feel all the splinters that the poor shoeless people feel! I would also get those stairs taken out and put in a nice carpeted slide so no one would have to worry about falling down the stairs. any men wearing tights will be burned at the stake! Anybody
that doesn't like it will be thrown into the pit of little bunny foofoo where he will bop you on the head for eternity!
Homeless Hungry Hobo
Just another Swordsman
THE BUM
Viper
(Bum 1)
When I am Overlord...
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From: rolandsal@aol.com (Roland Sal)
Date: 11 Jan 1999 21:59:43 EST
Ha. I have repented and been forgiven. Say hello to the Royal Champion.
::scribbles in a well-drawn pirate symbol::
Rol
Date: 11 Jan 1999 21:59:43 EST
Ha. I have repented and been forgiven. Say hello to the Royal Champion.
::scribbles in a well-drawn pirate symbol::
Rol
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From: lorduziel@aol.com (Lord Uziel)
Date: 11 Jan 1999 22:10:57 EST
Be nice to my daughter Sal Roa.
I'm VERY particular concerning her.
~Adonai
Date: 11 Jan 1999 22:10:57 EST
Be nice to my daughter Sal Roa.
I'm VERY particular concerning her.
~Adonai
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From: commonbest@aol.com (CommonBest)
Date: 11 Jan 1999 22:33:30 EST
::Sings aloud as he writes::
~..and so the young usurper crafts her crown and crowns her head.
threatening all to beware or be dead.
So, let it be known now far and wide that the poo/ ::looks around quickly:: ... that the less than purty talking Warlord shall feed the sharks,
behind the plank, we'll sing like larks.
We'll feign like pirates to the last,
and put forth a request to the Overlass.
Oh, please grant us our hearts desire,
and first dress Roland in the proper attire!~
::thus the first attempt is made by the singing and dancing Commoners::
Date: 11 Jan 1999 22:33:30 EST
::Sings aloud as he writes::
~..and so the young usurper crafts her crown and crowns her head.
threatening all to beware or be dead.
So, let it be known now far and wide that the poo/ ::looks around quickly:: ... that the less than purty talking Warlord shall feed the sharks,
behind the plank, we'll sing like larks.
We'll feign like pirates to the last,
and put forth a request to the Overlass.
Oh, please grant us our hearts desire,
and first dress Roland in the proper attire!~
::thus the first attempt is made by the singing and dancing Commoners::
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From: ducpercy@aol.com (DucPercy)
Date: 10 Jan 1999 12:35:38 EST
>>When I am Over Scot, there will be Haggis served at all the Inns, Scotch will be Rhy Dins national drink. Kilts will be the dress code requirement for all duelers. <<
Well, there are a few worse things than Haggis. I mean, back home we eat snails, frogs, and liver. They aren't as appetizing as they could be. And I have nothing against scotch, as those who have seen me drink can testify. Kilts though? Ick.
When I am Overlord, if ever, I will make everyone try escargot at least once before they say how much they hate it. Likewise, everyone will have to try frog's legs before professing any disgust at all. And I will donate about 40 casks of *decent* wine and lots of *good* food to the bar and kitchen in the Arena.
Duc Percival Marchand de Clermont
Date: 10 Jan 1999 12:35:38 EST
>>When I am Over Scot, there will be Haggis served at all the Inns, Scotch will be Rhy Dins national drink. Kilts will be the dress code requirement for all duelers. <<
Well, there are a few worse things than Haggis. I mean, back home we eat snails, frogs, and liver. They aren't as appetizing as they could be. And I have nothing against scotch, as those who have seen me drink can testify. Kilts though? Ick.
When I am Overlord, if ever, I will make everyone try escargot at least once before they say how much they hate it. Likewise, everyone will have to try frog's legs before professing any disgust at all. And I will donate about 40 casks of *decent* wine and lots of *good* food to the bar and kitchen in the Arena.
Duc Percival Marchand de Clermont
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From: aisiainuz@aol.com (AisIain Uz)
Date: 12 Jan 1999 12:45:25 EST
Aislain skipped down the stairs, her paper crown bouncing atop her dark red curls. Excitedly, Marcus came scampering out of the serving area to capture her hand. He dragged her over to see her first song, from the commoner. Hubie came out from behind the bar laughing as he called for the others. Al popped up from behind the couch, where he had been cleaning the footbath to picked her up and set her atop the table.
To her utmost delight, the boys began singing the tune: Hubie and Al clapping to keep time, while Nemo shyly tumbled about in a capering dance. At their instance, Aislain twirled, her Pirate's skirts licking the air as her small legs danced a jig. Suddenly, Edmond roared from the back, "GET TO WORK!"
The boys scattered as a startled Aislain teetered on the edge of the table mid-step. Fortunately, Claude spotted her predicament and darted forward catching her in his arms and then setting her on her feet. "Missy, you may be OverLady Pirate Princess, but you can't fly yet." He admonished cheerfully.
Her small face flushed with excitement, Ais merely nodded, then ran to the board as she called to the boys, now hard at work, "Papa said he loves me!!! And who is this Bum? He wants to put in a slide! Quel Dammage, he says Pooh. He should be Grand Vizier, that is the smartest idea in the widest world!"
Marcus climbed up on the bar, scrubbing it with a toothbrush as Nemo cleared away the dirty glasses and carried them back to the kitchen. Aislain kept prattling on, "And I have the bestest Baron's! The Bestest!" "The Bestest!" Marcus echoed stoically.
With a flit and a flutter, Aislain added a long parchment decorated with hearts and curly-cues to her first declaration.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye
The Overlady Pirate Princess Aislain Dulce Uziel announces her second loyal Baron:
Baron Var Medici-Giovanni
of the Tenth
Yesterday, Baron Medici-Giovanni did perform his first act in Overlady Aislain's honor. He did upbraid Monsiuer Roland Sal Roa of Salsinger for his wicked ways and, welding the Overlady's tear drop did make Monsiuer Sal Roa repent. The once wastril, Monsiuer Sal Roa did beg the honor of being Royal Champion to Overlady Aislain, and to let her have as many piggy back rides as she did desire.
Aislain Dulce Uziel
Overlady Pirate Princess of the DoS
Date: 12 Jan 1999 12:45:25 EST
Aislain skipped down the stairs, her paper crown bouncing atop her dark red curls. Excitedly, Marcus came scampering out of the serving area to capture her hand. He dragged her over to see her first song, from the commoner. Hubie came out from behind the bar laughing as he called for the others. Al popped up from behind the couch, where he had been cleaning the footbath to picked her up and set her atop the table.
To her utmost delight, the boys began singing the tune: Hubie and Al clapping to keep time, while Nemo shyly tumbled about in a capering dance. At their instance, Aislain twirled, her Pirate's skirts licking the air as her small legs danced a jig. Suddenly, Edmond roared from the back, "GET TO WORK!"
The boys scattered as a startled Aislain teetered on the edge of the table mid-step. Fortunately, Claude spotted her predicament and darted forward catching her in his arms and then setting her on her feet. "Missy, you may be OverLady Pirate Princess, but you can't fly yet." He admonished cheerfully.
Her small face flushed with excitement, Ais merely nodded, then ran to the board as she called to the boys, now hard at work, "Papa said he loves me!!! And who is this Bum? He wants to put in a slide! Quel Dammage, he says Pooh. He should be Grand Vizier, that is the smartest idea in the widest world!"
Marcus climbed up on the bar, scrubbing it with a toothbrush as Nemo cleared away the dirty glasses and carried them back to the kitchen. Aislain kept prattling on, "And I have the bestest Baron's! The Bestest!" "The Bestest!" Marcus echoed stoically.
With a flit and a flutter, Aislain added a long parchment decorated with hearts and curly-cues to her first declaration.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye
The Overlady Pirate Princess Aislain Dulce Uziel announces her second loyal Baron:
Baron Var Medici-Giovanni
of the Tenth
Yesterday, Baron Medici-Giovanni did perform his first act in Overlady Aislain's honor. He did upbraid Monsiuer Roland Sal Roa of Salsinger for his wicked ways and, welding the Overlady's tear drop did make Monsiuer Sal Roa repent. The once wastril, Monsiuer Sal Roa did beg the honor of being Royal Champion to Overlady Aislain, and to let her have as many piggy back rides as she did desire.
Aislain Dulce Uziel
Overlady Pirate Princess of the DoS
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From: gimmzak@aol.com (Gimmzak)
Date: 12 Jan 1999 16:13:04 EST
The dwarf, standing in front of the old cork ponders a long time on this question. Finally he reaches an answer.
"When I am overlord, Everyone will have to try Dwarven Spirits. Those that have will already be in my favor"
He nods as he writes, grinning to himself.
"Everyone except the children that is, they will have all the chocolate milk they can drink."
With a smile he signs the paper and tacks it up.
Gimzak Stonecutter
Date: 12 Jan 1999 16:13:04 EST
The dwarf, standing in front of the old cork ponders a long time on this question. Finally he reaches an answer.
"When I am overlord, Everyone will have to try Dwarven Spirits. Those that have will already be in my favor"
He nods as he writes, grinning to himself.
"Everyone except the children that is, they will have all the chocolate milk they can drink."
With a smile he signs the paper and tacks it up.
Gimzak Stonecutter
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From: oneyearoid@aol.com (OneYearOId)
Date: 12 Jan 1999 18:11:37 EST
::written in the one year old's mother's new lipstick::
My mother said I could be Overlord when I grow up.
I don't need pirates!
Ryan le Fay
PS You write funny words, Aislain!
Date: 12 Jan 1999 18:11:37 EST
::written in the one year old's mother's new lipstick::
My mother said I could be Overlord when I grow up.
I don't need pirates!
Ryan le Fay
PS You write funny words, Aislain!
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From: ducpercy@aol.com (DucPercy)
Date: 12 Jan 1999 18:32:16 EST
Gimm,
Those of us who have already tried Dwarven Spirits, and are already grown up, do we get all the chocolate milk we can drink too? If I can have all the chocolate milk I can drink, I don't think I'd ever challenge you. Oh, wait, I wouldn't challenge you anyway. Hmmm. Can I have all the chocolate milk I can drink anyway?
Percy
Date: 12 Jan 1999 18:32:16 EST
Gimm,
Those of us who have already tried Dwarven Spirits, and are already grown up, do we get all the chocolate milk we can drink too? If I can have all the chocolate milk I can drink, I don't think I'd ever challenge you. Oh, wait, I wouldn't challenge you anyway. Hmmm. Can I have all the chocolate milk I can drink anyway?
Percy
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From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 10 Jan 1999 14:40:39 EST
Kilts??
Hamish, that'd be a grand rule!!
Collie
Date: 10 Jan 1999 14:40:39 EST
Kilts??
Hamish, that'd be a grand rule!!
Collie
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From: gimmzak@aol.com (Gimmzak)
Date: 12 Jan 1999 21:07:29 EST
Percy,
You can have all the Chocolate milk you want.
For a fellow classmate...anything.
Gim
Date: 12 Jan 1999 21:07:29 EST
Percy,
You can have all the Chocolate milk you want.
For a fellow classmate...anything.
Gim
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From: quickvarmg@aol.com (QuickVarMG)
Date: 11 Jan 1999 23:17:46 EST
When I am Ovarlord... ... I don't think I could match the hardships others must endure with some of the other suggestions.
Well... Maybe I'll make all who oppose me decipher MadMadMax's 10,000 page autobiography.
Then, I'll make them stare at the boards, and read every post over and over again until they have every post memorized.
Want to know what I'd do then?
... Probably wake up.
Var Medici-Giovanni
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|¯Proud father, proud husband¯|
|¯Holder of the Tenth Ring¯|
|¯Soul dedicated to Noelle¯|
|¯Devoted to his children¯|
Date: 11 Jan 1999 23:17:46 EST
When I am Ovarlord... ... I don't think I could match the hardships others must endure with some of the other suggestions.
Well... Maybe I'll make all who oppose me decipher MadMadMax's 10,000 page autobiography.
Then, I'll make them stare at the boards, and read every post over and over again until they have every post memorized.
Want to know what I'd do then?
... Probably wake up.
Var Medici-Giovanni
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|¯Proud father, proud husband¯|
|¯Holder of the Tenth Ring¯|
|¯Soul dedicated to Noelle¯|
|¯Devoted to his children¯|
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From: commonbest@aol.com (CommonBest)
Date: 11 Jan 1999 23:27:18 EST
Without blue tights to bear the bite,
your burns of rug would be quite the sight.
It does not matter what you wish,
for you'll wear blue then see her fish!
Plain Common
Swearing Fealty to the OverLadyPiratePrincess!
Date: 11 Jan 1999 23:27:18 EST
Without blue tights to bear the bite,
your burns of rug would be quite the sight.
It does not matter what you wish,
for you'll wear blue then see her fish!
Plain Common
Swearing Fealty to the OverLadyPiratePrincess!
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From: aisiainuz@aol.com (AisIain Uz)
Date: 11 Jan 1999 23:44:13 EST
::skips up, reading merrily of Monsieur Sal's word, and then pauses carefully reading the Bum's promises. Her eyes sparkle, as she reads of excellent ideas, even squealing
with delight at the mention of the slide.::
Hear Ye, Hear Ye
The Overlady Pirate Princess Aislain Dulce Uziel announces her second loyal Baron:
Baron Var Medici-Giovanni
of the Tenth
And on this very day, Baron Medici-Giovani did perform his first act in Overlady Aislain's honor. He did upbraid Pooh Sayer Roland Sal Roa and, with a few Overlady tears, did make him take back his smirch on OverLady Aislain's reign.
Indeed, the former pooh sayer was so askance at his former deeds, he did beg OverLady Aislain to be her royal champion and let her ride him when ever she wanted.
Aislain Dulce Uziel
Overlady Pirate Princess of the DoS
Date: 11 Jan 1999 23:44:13 EST
::skips up, reading merrily of Monsieur Sal's word, and then pauses carefully reading the Bum's promises. Her eyes sparkle, as she reads of excellent ideas, even squealing
with delight at the mention of the slide.::
Hear Ye, Hear Ye
The Overlady Pirate Princess Aislain Dulce Uziel announces her second loyal Baron:
Baron Var Medici-Giovanni
of the Tenth
And on this very day, Baron Medici-Giovani did perform his first act in Overlady Aislain's honor. He did upbraid Pooh Sayer Roland Sal Roa and, with a few Overlady tears, did make him take back his smirch on OverLady Aislain's reign.
Indeed, the former pooh sayer was so askance at his former deeds, he did beg OverLady Aislain to be her royal champion and let her ride him when ever she wanted.
Aislain Dulce Uziel
Overlady Pirate Princess of the DoS
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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 12 Jan 1999 00:05:21 EST
As Baron of the Ninth Ring of the Duel of Swords,
I do hereby proclaim my undying Loyalty to her on the conditions that I do not have to wear anything pink. To pledge anything other than Loyal to the Lady, would be.. entertaining. I'd much rather laugh at those than be one to be laughed at.
G'nort Espelande G'neesmacher Dragoon Talanador
Head of House Dragoon Talanador
Thrice Baron of the DoS
"When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master"
Date: 12 Jan 1999 00:05:21 EST
As Baron of the Ninth Ring of the Duel of Swords,
I do hereby proclaim my undying Loyalty to her on the conditions that I do not have to wear anything pink. To pledge anything other than Loyal to the Lady, would be.. entertaining. I'd much rather laugh at those than be one to be laughed at.
G'nort Espelande G'neesmacher Dragoon Talanador
Head of House Dragoon Talanador
Thrice Baron of the DoS
"When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master"