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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:08 pm

From: methous45@aol.com (Methous45)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 18:12:25 EST

Adoni,
You get your 15 warlords. We can make a deal, you get 15 I duel all of them one after another say for 3 days 5 a day. Now if all all 15 beat me you neve see the name Methous45 again. But if I even beat one of your worthy Warlords I never see Lord Uziel again. I'm game are you??????????



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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:08 pm

From: iainmacknz@aol.com (IainMacKnz)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 18:32:54 EST

Methous:

By offering this bet, you prove that you have absolutely no knowledge of the finer points of competition in this sport.

I could give a drunken, one-armed peasant a butter knife and then get even odds that he would defeat at least three of fifteen warlords. That a nobody such as yourself would suggest that Lord Uziel - an integral part of this community, even if roundly disliked in many quarters - should leave this realm because you were able to perform one-third as well as a drunken, one-armed peasant is completely laughable.

I would suggest a period of self-examination, before you find yourself a walking target.

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:09 pm

From: dalamarmaj@aol.com (DalamarMaj)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 18:58:14 EST

::he laughs out loud::

A drunken one-armed peasant with a butter knife. I would pay to see that duel.

::he laughs some more and walks away::
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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:09 pm

From: lorduziel@aol.com (Lord Uziel)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 19:12:55 EST

Cretin,

I have an offer for you, go find the nearest rain barrel you can and drown yourself in it quickly and silently like your slack witted matron should have done to you in your infancy.
I don't NEED 15 Warlords boy, and I would most definately prefer you sprout a brain in that empty gourd like thing attached to the end of your neck and stick around and be worthwhile...but looking at the possibilities...I'm not going going to hold my friggin breath.
As I said....I don't need 15 Warlords...I can and will, Baron or no, grind your meager and highly unimpressive record into rubble and cast you back into the ranks that you so despise, now that your luckily not one of them. And KEEP you there until I think you've finally gotten a clue.
So theres my offer...unfortunately...there is no counter offer or bet to be made here. All you can possibly do is cry, and avoid dueling me....but your far to ignorant to not walk into this. Even with all the obvious warnings you've gotten from myself and others. Make all the illiterate noise you want to...I am still going to put you in your place. Which at this time is sweeping up the offal of horses outside the Inn itself as far as I am
concerned.

Cheers,
~Adonai Uziel
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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:10 pm

From: lorduziel@aol.com (Lord Uziel)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 19:32:49 EST

Oh, yes...and in case I used to many big words for you Cretin.

Find clu or Uziman smash ur head lot hard.
::gets a sudden shivery Goon feeling::

Thats pretty much what the last post says.

Cheers,
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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:10 pm

From: shivblade@aol.com (SHIV BLADE)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 19:44:53 EST

Sheesh.... So in other words, this guy is up for a barons ring, and he only thinks he can win 1 of 15? I mean if he thought he could win more he would have upped his side a bit right? Or just flat out challenged Adonai himself. Damn.. i think a no armed man holding a butterkinfe in his mouth, could at leat win one....

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:10 pm

From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 20:02:17 EST

Adonai,

Should you want to pummel the loudmouth into the dirt, unofficially, it's a match I would be pleased to offer to call.

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:10 pm

From: sirduel@aol.com (Sir Duel)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 20:38:44 EST

::grins::
I'll get drunk and sharpen me butter knife..when's da toime and date?...Doh! Can't 'elp yah wit' dah one-armed part...less yeh payed me a considerable amount of money. Oh..and Met..since when do you have Forty-five at the end of your name? Sound like an ale..1/15 and Adonai goes? Get a life..I thought yeh were turning a new leaf or sah'mtin'...but..dat's jast da way 'tis, some things and persons never change..
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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:11 pm

From: devilhntrx@aol.com (DevilHntrX)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 20:40:59 EST

Heh...Damn, guy could be blind, one legged, no arms, no teeth and still beat at least one guy out of fifteen...Pity the one who loses to him.

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:11 pm

From: sirduel@aol.com (Sir Duel)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 20:42:02 EST

::grins::
Ahm bloind too...
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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:11 pm

From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 21:00:51 EST

>>Ahm bloind too...<<

::wakes past hearing Coron::

Did you say blonde?
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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:12 pm

From: devilhntrx@aol.com (DevilHntrX)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 21:05:02 EST

Hey, Coron...Being blind n' all...how do you write on the boards?

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:12 pm

From: jakvaltrds@aol.com (Jakvaltrds)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 21:41:45 EST

::wanders to the cork, butter knife in one hand, second fifth of scotch in the other::

Alri' lads, where is the oaf I am tae duel?
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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:12 pm

From: quickvarmg@aol.com (QuickVarMG)
Date: 09 Feb 1999 21:55:07 EST

> As I said....I don't need 15 Warlords...I can and will, Baron or no,
>grind your meager and highly unimpressive record into rubble and cast you
>back into the ranks that you so despise, now that your luckily not one of
>them. And KEEP you there until I think you've finally gotten a clue.

Wasn't something like this said to a commoner named Richard (AKA Ace), who then won in an unofficial duel against the above author of said post?

Coughcough, ahem, now where were we...? Oh yeah, back to work.
Simply,

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Post by DoS Archive » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:12 pm

From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 10 Feb 1999 01:33:25 EST

>::wanders to the cork, butter knife in one hand, second fifth of scotch in
>the other::
>
>Alri' lads, where is the oaf I am tae duel?

::blinks at Hamish::

Ta quote Lixy.. GAH!

::hands him a blonde wig and a blindfold to cover Coron and Hunter's ideas::
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