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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:13 am

From: lorduziel@aol.com (Lord Uziel)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 18:06:08 EST


I would like to unequivocally state that according to empirical evidence. Two added to two makes four.

Enjoy.

~Adonai Uziel
~DragonLord of Rhydin
~Twice Baron of the Seventh

::wonders how many people are going to actually understand what hes doing.::
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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:13 am

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 18:28:15 EST



Adonai,

If you look correctly, you will see that in reality, two plus two actually equals 5.

You see, if 2.4 = 2, this is correct.

However, 2.4 + 2.4 ultimately equals 5

So you're wrong, Adonai.



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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:13 am

From: lorduziel@aol.com (Lord Uziel)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 18:34:17 EST

Mayhaps in your reality G'nort.

2 being an equal of 1 and 1, which is a whole and singular object, not made of parts, added to another set of singular objects would most surely be 4.

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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:14 am

From: waikrboh@aol.com (WaIkrBoh)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 18:38:48 EST

::a few scribbles extra scribbles by a different hand adorn the previous posts::

The addition of two and two does result in five.

At least, for large values of two and small values of five.
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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:14 am

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 18:42:16 EST



Adonai,

Mathmatically speaking, a number is a number no matter the parts.

When you round numbers out, 2+2=5 in a few ways.

2.3+2.4=5, 2.4+2.4=5 and so forth.

Though in one certain way, you may be right, you forget the many other possibilities there are involved. Your narrowmindedness is a clear reason why I hate you so much.


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Thrice Baron of the DoS
"When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master"


Keeping in mind that this is all in fun, I don't really Hate Adonai.
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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:14 am

From: khrystawlf@aol.com (KhrystaWlf)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 18:45:05 EST

::Chuckles::

I can't say that 2 + 2 = 5..... But I can, with the utmost certainty, say that 1 + 1 very often does = 3.....

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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:14 am

From: lorduziel@aol.com (Lord Uziel)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 18:50:31 EST

G'nort,


Your insistence of propounding this obvious lunacy in the face of fact is the one reason I am sure, and have been for quite sometime from your lunatic rantings....that you G'nort Dragoon Esplenade Talanador.....are the AntiChrist.
In furtherance......2 and 2 equal 4, and this is the final word on the matter as I state empirical evidence as my rock of surety.
May you turn an equation upside down one day and fly off the face of the very earth you stand on you ignorant boob.

::grins::

~Adonai
::doesn't hate G'nort either....everyone knows that.::
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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:14 am

From: humadragbn@aol.com (HumaDragbn)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 18:52:55 EST

Hell with you all...we all KNOW 2 and 2 make 24, so hush up.



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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:14 am

From: xxlucianxx@aol.com (XxLucianxX)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 19:07:39 EST

::thinks.. having thought 2 and 2 made 22.. but decides not to argue publicly.. wondering if 2+2 doesn't truly equal 3, if you consider 1.6 + 1.6 = 3.2 .... shakes his head, shrugging.. walks away..::
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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:14 am

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 19:25:53 EST

>
> Your insistence of propounding this obvious lunacy in the face of fact is
>the one reason I am sure, and have been for quite sometime from your lunatic
>rantings....that you G'nort Dragoon Esplenade Talanador.....are the
>AntiChrist.
> In furtherance......2 and 2 equal 4, and this is the final word on the
>matter as I state empirical evidence as my rock of surety.
> May you turn an equation upside down one day and fly off the face of the
>very earth you stand on you ignorant boob.


Indeed I have been found out. I may be the Anti-Christ, but I am not hiding behind a simple mathmatical equation in order to declare yourself ever intellegent. We all know who you are, Beast. You smell like a dung heap, and have the Manners of a Goat. If you had any potential toward the vile badnessity that I am capable of, I might snort in your general direction. However, you're unworthy of any effort of mine.

And My equation is still correct. 2+2=5

::Sticks out his tongue::



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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:15 am

From: lorduziel@aol.com (Lord Uziel)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 19:32:05 EST

Vile Heathen,

How dare you assume such blaspheme in public. You assert that 2, being equal parts to two wholes added together hast somehow sprouted fractional essences which would of course....cause the entire world to spin off into the sun and be incinerated in evil fire as you would so wish it to.
I declare Jihad upon you....foul speaker of mistruthes.

Disgusted,
~Adonai

::laughs a bit and tacks it up::
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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:15 am

From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 19:49:30 EST

Chortling gaily, pens a note.

Khrys

On manna occassion one plus one hae been known ta equal three, four, five and six.

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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:15 am

From: sirduel@aol.com (Sir Duel)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 20:02:08 EST

Err...one plus one equals more than one. Can ye despute dat answer?
::blinks::
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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:15 am

From: devilhntrx@aol.com (DevilHntrX)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 20:19:24 EST

So what's G'nort + Adonai?

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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:15 am

From: lorduziel@aol.com (Lord Uziel)
Date: 25 Feb 1999 20:21:05 EST

100,000,000 dead unbelievers.


~Adonai

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