From: lrdartides@aol.com (LrdArtides)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 05:14:04 EST
::collapses in helpless gales of laughter::
Bulb
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From: rhy@aol.com (Rhy)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 07:32:33 EST
Projected from St Dominicus~
Whate'er Artie's on, someone -please- take it away frae him. He's gonna hurt himsel'.
~Rowan
Date: 01 Mar 1999 07:32:33 EST
Projected from St Dominicus~
Whate'er Artie's on, someone -please- take it away frae him. He's gonna hurt himsel'.
~Rowan
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From: cloakedldy@aol.com (CloakedLdy)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 10:04:14 EST
She had waited patiently in the shadows near the kiosk, certain that he would pass by eventually. He was the only reason she ventured back toward this area, if not for him she would have left this place in her distant memory.
His eyes, those damnable amber eyes haunted her thoughts, invaded and pervaded her mind every time she rested her lids. She had no wish to confront what she felt for him at this time, the immensity of those emotions were not something she had the desire to tackle.
Surely he had moved on and forgotten her, as he may believe she had done with him. That belief was as wrong as battling the wind for dominance whilst riding the waves of the ocean.
He was the only thing that could have compelled her to this miserable place and catching a glimpse of a wide smile as he walked away was more than recompense to justify the long journey.
Date: 01 Mar 1999 10:04:14 EST
She had waited patiently in the shadows near the kiosk, certain that he would pass by eventually. He was the only reason she ventured back toward this area, if not for him she would have left this place in her distant memory.
His eyes, those damnable amber eyes haunted her thoughts, invaded and pervaded her mind every time she rested her lids. She had no wish to confront what she felt for him at this time, the immensity of those emotions were not something she had the desire to tackle.
Surely he had moved on and forgotten her, as he may believe she had done with him. That belief was as wrong as battling the wind for dominance whilst riding the waves of the ocean.
He was the only thing that could have compelled her to this miserable place and catching a glimpse of a wide smile as he walked away was more than recompense to justify the long journey.
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From: alyxz@aol.com (Alyxz)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 10:20:00 EST
It would only require six.
One to do it, four to say they could've done it better, and one to say it was a stupid thing to do.
Date: 01 Mar 1999 10:20:00 EST
It would only require six.
One to do it, four to say they could've done it better, and one to say it was a stupid thing to do.
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From: auritan@aol.com (Auritan)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 12:00:13 EST
::Stopping to peruse the posts, he starts wondering about light bulbs... he was not much on gardening, but he had heard that some bulbs were heavier than others... but then again, if the bulb were heavier would the resulting flower be larger? Hmmm.... Also can't figure why someone would 'screw' the bulb into the ground... wouldn't it be simpler just to dig a hole? Also wondering how many
Warlord's it would take to 'screw in' a heavy bulb... Shaking his head, he walks on...::
Date: 01 Mar 1999 12:00:13 EST
::Stopping to peruse the posts, he starts wondering about light bulbs... he was not much on gardening, but he had heard that some bulbs were heavier than others... but then again, if the bulb were heavier would the resulting flower be larger? Hmmm.... Also can't figure why someone would 'screw' the bulb into the ground... wouldn't it be simpler just to dig a hole? Also wondering how many
Warlord's it would take to 'screw in' a heavy bulb... Shaking his head, he walks on...::
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From: dudesmprd@aol.com (Dude SmpRd)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 19:28:32 EST
How about 3?3's a good number.Yeah,that's it,3.Or maybe 47?
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Date: 01 Mar 1999 19:28:32 EST
How about 3?3's a good number.Yeah,that's it,3.Or maybe 47?
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From: casmaxim@aol.com (Cas Maxim)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 20:13:33 EST
I am the 9th Holder of the Sixth baron's Ring.....
Does that mean I get to eat six slices of Red Baron pizza nine times?
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Date: 01 Mar 1999 20:13:33 EST
I am the 9th Holder of the Sixth baron's Ring.....
Does that mean I get to eat six slices of Red Baron pizza nine times?
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From: khrystawlf@aol.com (KhrystaWlf)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 20:58:38 EST
::gags::
That's disgusting.....
Date: 01 Mar 1999 20:58:38 EST
::gags::
That's disgusting.....
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From: quickvarmg@aol.com (QuickVarMG)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 21:09:52 EST
Cas, Galin is the fifteenth holder of the ninth baron's ring.
That means Galin gets to eat 9 slices 15 times?
Hmm... He might lose some weight after that diet.
Teasingly,
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Date: 01 Mar 1999 21:09:52 EST
Cas, Galin is the fifteenth holder of the ninth baron's ring.
That means Galin gets to eat 9 slices 15 times?
Hmm... He might lose some weight after that diet.
Teasingly,
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From: drakewyni@aol.com (Drakewyn I)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 22:36:32 EST
Hmm...
Is that... eating the -same- six slices of pizza nine times?
I agree with Khrysta, that's really disgusting.
Lady Drake, aka the Gryphon.
Date: 01 Mar 1999 22:36:32 EST
Hmm...
Is that... eating the -same- six slices of pizza nine times?
I agree with Khrysta, that's really disgusting.
Lady Drake, aka the Gryphon.
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From: casmaxim@aol.com (Cas Maxim)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 22:46:00 EST
::Chuckles:: No, Rhodes scholars, not the same six. And the nine times aren't consecutively.
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Date: 01 Mar 1999 22:46:00 EST
::Chuckles:: No, Rhodes scholars, not the same six. And the nine times aren't consecutively.
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From: lrdartides@aol.com (LrdArtides)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 23:08:39 EST
Oh, I dunno, Cas...I'm inclined it's pretty disgusting.
Came from you didn't it?
Teasingly,
~Aerenth
Date: 01 Mar 1999 23:08:39 EST
Oh, I dunno, Cas...I'm inclined it's pretty disgusting.
Came from you didn't it?
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From: devilhntrx@aol.com (DevilHntrX)
Date: 01 Mar 1999 23:36:05 EST
What does eating six slices of pizza nine times have to do with renagade barons screwing around with a bulb?......
It's,
~Hunter.
Date: 01 Mar 1999 23:36:05 EST
What does eating six slices of pizza nine times have to do with renagade barons screwing around with a bulb?......
It's,
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From: quickvarmg@aol.com (QuickVarMG)
Date: 02 Mar 1999 01:08:00 EST
It has a lot to do with it, Hunter. The more pizza a baron eats, the less inclined they would be to screw in the lightbulb. You also have to take into account what kind of pizza they eat, for certain toppings would give them more or less energy or will to do the job.
Lord, do I have to do all the thinking?
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Date: 02 Mar 1999 01:08:00 EST
It has a lot to do with it, Hunter. The more pizza a baron eats, the less inclined they would be to screw in the lightbulb. You also have to take into account what kind of pizza they eat, for certain toppings would give them more or less energy or will to do the job.
Lord, do I have to do all the thinking?
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From: godofdos@aol.com (God of DoS)
Date: 02 Mar 1999 01:27:28 EST
>Lord, do I have to do all the thinking?
Hell yeah, give me an amen, bro!
What in glory's blazes do you think I keep you alive fer if it aint fer this? I caint believe ya'd actually ask me for clarification, hoodoggy, wheres yer damn faith, bro?
Keep at it, Var. They'll git it one day, I jest know it. Jest ya remember that yer thinkin's doin' someone some good, namely me, an' that's all that matters.
How's yer wife doin'?
God of DoS
Date: 02 Mar 1999 01:27:28 EST
>Lord, do I have to do all the thinking?
Hell yeah, give me an amen, bro!
What in glory's blazes do you think I keep you alive fer if it aint fer this? I caint believe ya'd actually ask me for clarification, hoodoggy, wheres yer damn faith, bro?
Keep at it, Var. They'll git it one day, I jest know it. Jest ya remember that yer thinkin's doin' someone some good, namely me, an' that's all that matters.
How's yer wife doin'?
God of DoS