I'm Billy Ray...who the hell are you?

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From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 23 Mar 1999 18:54:17 EST

Maggots, whimps, Walkin' bags of meat,

Lend me yer freakin' ears!


I just wanted ta' set the record straight, pull the ball on course and put all yer little ducks in a row with regard ta' who I am and what I'm about.


Guys:
Fer those of ya' that don't know me....I am the bad guy. I make Jesse look like yer sweet little old grandma. I'm the one who kicked sand in yer face at the beach and left with yer girlfriend on my arm. I'm the one who usedta' take yer lunch money and give ya' wedgies in the boys room. I'm the guy ya' used ta' huddle in the lunchroom with yer geek friends and make vague future promises ya' never could fulfill.


Here's a few rules fer ya' ...dare I say?...Newbies ta' the DoS:

1.I'm not a nice guy....so don't try and be my friend. I don't need yer acceptance, friendship, support, adoration, praise, or good wishes. I don't need anything 'cause I got it all right here.

2. Chances are I won't like ya'....chances are even better that I'll be on ya' like a birthmark
if I decide I don't like ya.

3. I write what I want...say what I want...do what I want, I can't be shut up, my mind cannot be changed, I will not stop except by my own descision. Don't waste yer time tryin'.

4. I hate whiners....ya' have no business in the same room with me if all ya' do is gripe and complain on the boards. I hate people who fight back with intelligent speech in paper instead of face ta' face.

5. I think the majority of the callers in the DoS need a swift kick in the head....they ain't nuthin' but tin suit wearin', coffee fetchin', pains in my ass. It never used ta' be like this...but that was then and this is now. I don't hate em all...just the obvious ones that like ta' toss what little power they have around. Don't expect them ta' save ya'.

6. Don't get in my face unless ya' have either the skill or a goddamn good medical carrier because I will not hesitate ta' tear any one of ya' a new one.

7. I'm gonna be back soon and I'm gonna try my best ta', well, ruin yer lives fer the most part. Ya' gonna hate me but ya' gonna come anyways...because this ain't the movies and there ain't no good guy here that can take me out....but ya' gonna keep tryin' anyways.

8. I don't write cutsie little family histories, I don't create houses or guilds, I've only helped teach about three people in four years...so don't even try that either.

9. I challenge because I don't like a person, I don't need good motives...I don't do the "honorable" thing....I do what does Billy best, that's it.

10. Fer the new people, don't look ta' yer heroes and inspiration in the DoS ta' do anything, I done already beat them all up....they can't save ya'. Don't get inta' a verbal arguement or insultin' contest with me, 'cause ya' won't win that either...just stay well back in the shadows and shut yer mouths.

Well, that's about it maggots, I just have one more thing ta' say....

I can do this because I'm bigger, better and stronger than you are, might makes right and I'm the biggest damn bully ya' ever gonna meet.

If ya' don't like what I got ta' say, quit...it's they only way ya' gonna be free.

Now get lost, I got drinkin' ta' do.

::Signed in choppy red crayola::

BRK



*(all IC so chill ;) )*

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From: cygnetsera@aol.com (CygnetSera)
Date: 23 Mar 1999 19:25:00 EST

The angel reads BRK's note with an amused sparkle in her eyes.

Cygnet gracefully touches the the space just below his initials, leaving a mark.
She glances about innocently, a gentle, smile on her face, then vanishes in a scattering of soft celestial light.





BRK
J

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From: rlupton@aol.com (RLupton)
Date: 23 Mar 1999 19:37:13 EST

"5. I think the majority of the callers in the DoS need a swift kick in the head....they ain't nuthin' but tin suit wearin', coffee fetchin', pains in my ass. It never used ta' be like this...but that was then and this is now. I don't hate em all...just the obvious ones that like ta' toss what little power they have around. Don't expect them ta' save ya'."


::cheers::

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From: zenblack@aol.com (Zen Black)
Date: 23 Mar 1999 20:05:05 EST

::reads BRK's post and wonders if he's started dueling again, just so all the newbies who have no idea who he is can see what he's about::

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From: skylercj@aol.com (Skyler CJ)
Date: 23 Mar 1999 22:04:39 EST

>Guys:
> Fer those of ya' that don't know me....I am the bad guy.

Wrong. I'm the bad guy. Ask your mother. She'll tell you.

>2. Chances are I won't like ya'....chances are even better that I'll be on
>ya' like a birthmark
>if I decide I don't like ya.

Except for the guy who beat you up in the ring so many times you can't even walk straight.

You know what happens if you try to push me around, Billy Gay. Your face will be in the dirt and I'll be standing over you like the champ I am. I'm the man -- and you're not.

Now go home and cry. Go ahead, cry.

I'm the true badass of DoS.

Skyler Jackson Chamberland.

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From: rolandsal@aol.com (Roland Sal)
Date: 23 Mar 1999 22:28:51 EST

My sword is bigger than both of your's.


Rol

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From: lordgunthr@aol.com (LordGunthr)
Date: 23 Mar 1999 22:36:38 EST

::smiles in agreement with the unsigned post (Lup's) and grins wildely awaiting the return of the age old Karnefexx::

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From: sidarthae@aol.com (Sidartha E)
Date: 24 Mar 1999 00:08:25 EST

Aw, come on now, Billy..you're just a pussy cat. You don't have to afraid to admit it.

~Sid

::grins and flees::

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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 24 Mar 1999 00:56:52 EST



Love you too, Willy Ray.::grins:: Feel free to cave Skylers head in a few times, he's delusional. And I won't mind going a few with you. I've taken you before, and you've taken me. We're tied and that should change.::grins::



G'nort Espelande G'neesmacher Dragoon Talanador

Head of House Dragoon Talanador

Thrice Baron of the DoS

"When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master"

N

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From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 24 Mar 1999 01:31:30 EST

>2. Chances are I won't like ya'....chances are even better that I'll be on
>ya' like a birthmark
>if I decide I don't like ya.

Except for the guy who beat you up in the ring so many times you can't even walk straight.

<<You know what happens if you try to push me around, Billy Gay. Your face will be in the dirt and I'll be standing over you like the champ I am. I'm the man -- and you're not.

Now go home and cry. Go ahead, cry.

I'm the true badass of DoS.

Skyler Jackson Chamberland.>>

Will someone tell me who this guy is? The name isn't familiar but the soon-to-be-whipped attitude sounds familiar.

Skyler, ya' ain't never really proven yer ability....heck, have we even dueled? I doubt I'd remember beatin' up such a pansey....but I wouldn't be suprised ta' know I did. Oh yea! wait!...ya' were in that last tourney that I won...remember. The one where I gave up the first place prize ta' Marz so he could fight the overlord. Ya' were in that one too. What place did ya' come in? 3rd...4rth...doesn't matter, I won. Now what the hell were ya' talkin'
about?

Take a poll, ask around...or just look deep inside that weak mind of yers and think of who earned that title about three years ago...and will always hold it.

I hear ya' been a baron before...wow, let me break out the freakin' party favors. Do ya' know how many punks like ya' have come and gone....if I had a win fer every one I'd have Jeff lookin' at my record in awe. The act ain't new, it ain't scary, and it certainly ain't believable.
When ya' actually do "somethin'" that'll put yer skinny ass in the record books, give me a call and I'll show ya' the chapter or two they're gonna write about me.

If ya' think that yer words are gonna get me riled...guess again. I've beaten people ya' can't even consider yerself on the same level with, yer basically a punk nobody who thinks he can ride old Billy Ray's coattails ta' fame and glory. It ain't happenin' kid, yellow ain't my color and yer quite a few sizes too small fer me. Learn how ta' duel, learn how ta' act, learn how ta' chew gum and walk at the same time and then come see me, I'll give ya'
some fine non gratis dental work and send ya' back ta' the minors where ya' belong.

I just wonder who the person is who's beaten me so many times in the ring that I can't walk straight is. That's either the Yukon I been drinkin' or the damn funky swagger...don't try takin' a bite outa' this son, I'm too spicy fer ya'.

Skyler, if ya' want a piece of me, beg me when I come back....and I'll happily lay the smack down on yer "rooty-poo candy ass".

Now go home, there's grown up type people who have important things ta' say.

BRK

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From: lorduziel@aol.com (Lord Uziel)
Date: 24 Mar 1999 01:53:44 EST

Huzzah.

Welcome back to the rings Diablo.

I don't like you either. ::smirks as he pens it::

Come find me for a duel when your around. I'm due a sound arse kicking I think.

~Adonai Uziel

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From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 24 Mar 1999 01:59:42 EST

An Little bit of Baronial history

Hey Skyler, I just thought I'd look ya' up and find out just who the hell ya' are.

Here's a little bit of what I found.

Ring #5:Billy Ray

Shortly after the match, Raiyko was adbucted by a slaver going by the name of Aristiri. The details of his predicament are not wholely known, but he was released just one week before he fought his first defense. The challenger was one Billy Ray Karnafexx, self proclaimed cocksure braggart. Once again Billy proved more than able to back up his words in the ring. Perhaps it was weakness from the weeks of enslavement or perhaps he was merely
overmatched, but Raiyko could not maintain the pace of the match..falling to Billy's sapgloved fists.

It was a month before Billy faced his first challenge. The opponent was Verceterix Gavin Favre, warlord of House Llewys-Lathadoscia. The night belonged to Billy who, in eight fanciless rounds, defeated the would be baron 5.5-1

Billy continued to defend without fancies when Xyclone issued what was the second challenge for the ring. The duel was closer than was his first defense, Xyclone taking the lead for a stretch of 3 rounds in the middle, but the win would go to the Baron.

A renegade under Overlord Dalamar ArD'aumon, Billy went so far as to invite a queue of challenge. Three warlords took up the invitation and were scheduled to duel him in consecutive matches on the same evening...... The victims were, in order of challenge, Zaradda Eltorch, Verceterix Gavin 'ur Favre 'il Thorne and G'nort Espelande G'neesmacher Dragoon Talanador. The combined score of all three matches was 15.5 - 6 and Billy walked away with the
5th ring still on his finger. The night was a spectacle of skill and endurance put on by the sap gloved Baron.

One more defense would have pushed Billy over the record of the time, but the 6th was not to be. Challenger Draven Altruis II went 13 rounds with the Baron before taking a 5.5-3 victory.

Ring #5: Skyler

Skyler Jackson Chamberland was the 12th Baron to wear this ring, defeating Jeff in a fine match that was, unfortunately, overshadowed by the dwarf's retirement.

Despite Skyler's fine performance against Jeff, it was his indifference to alignment that brought on his first and only challenge. G'nort Espelande G'neesmacher Dragoon Talanador, issued challenged, claiming that a Baron should never ask the Overlord what his alignment should be.

Despite Skyler's fine performance against Jeff, it was his indifference to alignment that brought on his first and only challenge. G'nort Espelande G'neesmacher Dragoon Talanador, issued challenged, claiming that a Baron should never ask the Overlord what his alignment should be.

Record: Billy Ray, from "2 years ago in the DoS"

Daegarth 93: 4: 1 02/18/97
RLupton 111: 24: 1 03/11/97
Karnafexx 86: 6: 0 02/25/97
QnLuthien 67: 2: 0 03/04/97
WickedDeth 71: 10: 1 03/11/97
Alais d NS 64: 4: 0 03/11/9

Record: Skyler from last week because he wasn't here then.

Sintamyr 24: 0: 0: 1/25/99
Sir Cetran 41: 0: 0: 3/8/99
Skyler CJ 37: 0: 0: 3/8/99
Spikushell 22: 1: 0: 3/15/99
Str8Clutch 23: 0: 0: 3/15/99

Geez, I think I really have the opportunity ta' practice bein' scared.....heheh...loser.

BRK
get stuffed buddy

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From: iainmacknz@aol.com (IainMacKnz)
Date: 24 Mar 1999 11:28:39 EST

Billy?

Just as a note, certain people aren't even worthy of receiving the gift of a good-old thrashing from you. You just wasted a lot of words on one of them.

That is to say, the boy is little more than a leaking pustule, and is best dealt with by applying a tight bandage so that you can't see the thing...

Ian Rex.

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From: sircassius@aol.com (SirCassius)
Date: 24 Mar 1999 12:00:27 EST

::deciding not to point out the tourney that Cassius defeated Billy Ray to go on to lose to Skyler, who won first, while Cassius took second::

::that aside, Cassius scrolls on the boards::
BRK, its good to have you back. We need guys like you to set us straight.

Cassius

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From: rlupton@aol.com (RLupton)
Date: 24 Mar 1999 14:22:32 EST

What's that name right above Billy's from two years ago? Looks familiar...


Joking, obviously,
~ Lup