The Problem with Men (Eldy)

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:08 pm

From: kaprielle@aol.com (Kaprielle)
Date: 13 May 1999 18:14:10 EDT

Eldy,

I think you're confusing the perfect man with Mother's and maids. I like em gruff, amusing, frank, funny, direct, entertaining and well...other important assets.

Kaprielle~

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:08 pm

From: ixdaelinxi@aol.com (IXDaelinXI)
Date: 13 May 1999 18:23:17 EDT

::stands at the corkboard a moment, in plain sight..looking slight-eyed at the post and responses, then he writes something himself::

Ummm.....Ok.

::that being about all he could think off he wanders off, shaking his head, still confused::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:08 pm

From: pkardinal@aol.com (PKardinal)
Date: 13 May 1999 18:45:01 EDT

::smiles at Kaprielle's post::

According to Kappy, I must be perfect.

~Phil

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:08 pm

From: rhy@aol.com (Rhy)
Date: 13 May 1999 19:00:08 EDT

~ Chuckles her way past most of this exchange before penning...~

I have often experienced perfection to be more compelling as an ideal than a reality. I rather like rough edges in a man...and a profile that could not just as suitably define ones Grandmother.

~Rowan
~Rowan Hyperion y'Nestral

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:13 pm

From: ldyxeldrmr@aol.com (LdyxEldrmr)
Date: 13 May 1999 20:18:18 EDT

> I was once the pefect man, and then the woman broke my heart, so now I am
>just the bitter man.
>
>~Ecore

::peers at the signature, making sure it *is* Ecore's and not a certain someone else's....::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:13 pm

From: ldyxeldrmr@aol.com (LdyxEldrmr)
Date: 13 May 1999 20:20:30 EDT

>Eldy,
>
>I think you're confusing the perfect man with Mother's and maids. I like em
>gruff, amusing, frank, funny, direct, entertaining and well...other important
>assets.
>
>Kaprielle~
>
>

::nods sagely and pins a note to Kaprielle's::

Aye...but I've yet tae find one like *THAT* either...

Eldy

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:14 pm

From: lilyking@aol.com (Lily King)
Date: 13 May 1999 20:30:04 EDT

You married a perfect woman, Summer?

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:14 pm

From: agrenish@aol.com (Agrenish)
Date: 13 May 1999 21:42:28 EDT

The perfect man knows how to go plucking babies heads like daisys.

Here's a poems someone sent to me in a mail once.

~~Friends

-A friend is someone who is always at your side,

-A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like poop,

-A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly,

-A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,

-A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,

-A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats and then thrown to vicious dogs,

-A friend is someone who vacuums, scrubs your toilet, then collects the check then leaves and doesn't speak much English. No sorry that's the cleaning lady.
~~

I like it.

Agrenish Preescott

~It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him~

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:14 pm

From: occurs@aol.com (Occurs)
Date: 14 May 1999 02:27:16 EDT

Lily, luv:

Believe me, me man is nae a woman. Methinks I would hae noticed I suppose. Given ta twins and Charlie.

Summer

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:14 pm

From: lrdartides@aol.com (LrdArtides)
Date: 14 May 1999 02:36:57 EDT

::grins and pens simply::

Who needs perfection when ya got me?

Aerenth.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:15 pm

From: bane0fevil@aol.com (Bane0fEvil)
Date: 14 May 1999 03:40:29 EDT

The perfect man is gay?
I am assuming that this means gay as in homosexual.

I disagree. But, I will admit, I am far from perfection, in any sense.

Bane
Out to get anyone who twists his words into something he didn't say.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:15 pm

From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 14 May 1999 05:01:35 EDT

<<Eldy,

I think you're confusing the perfect man with Mother's and maids. I like em gruff, amusing, frank, funny, direct, entertaining and well...other important assets.

Kaprielle~>>

::Slaps Phil upside his melon:: She's talkin' about me ya' little runt.

<<::nods sagely and pins a note to Kaprielle's::

Aye...but I've yet tae find one like *THAT* either...

Eldy>>

::Shaking his head and pinning a note to Eldy's note:::: We ain't all that hard to find babe.
You just need to look really carefully.

::After he leaves he gets a bit nervous, hoping Kappy was talking about him after all::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:16 pm

From: aspenminds@aol.com (AspenMinds)
Date: 14 May 1999 14:22:42 EDT

::slightly confused, but still wants to put in a word, he takes up a note to the board::
There is no perfect man, stop trying to find one and get someone that is close... ::grins at that and adds:: I'm free and fairly close to perfect myself... :P

The Gray Shadow,

Aspen

" Becareful, i maybe right behind you."

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:16 pm

From: lrdevasion@aol.com (LrdEvasion)
Date: 14 May 1999 16:38:19 EDT

All men are perfect in their own way.... women are just picky...

::snickering::
In the words of:

hTomh

hThat elusive kinda guyh

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:16 pm

From: ldyxeldrmr@aol.com (LdyxEldrmr)
Date: 14 May 1999 20:55:45 EDT

>::Shaking his head and pinning a note to Eldy's note:::: We ain't all that
>hard to find babe.
>You just need to look really carefully.

::chuckles reading Billy Ray's note, scribbles on the bottom of it::

If you're brave enough to put your money where yer...errr...pen is....come find me....

E