From: humadragbn@aol.com (HumaDragbn)
Date: 30 May 1999 17:14:55 EDT
It was the middle of the afternoon, Huma had taken a short walk. He was passing by the Red Dragon inn, when a young woman caught his eye. He smiled at her as he passed, but before he got out of earshot, the woman asked, "Aren't you that Huma Dragbane or something?"
Huma stopped dead in his tracks, truley suprised anybody knew his name...let alone a pretty young woman. "Yes I am, last time I checked anyway." Was his response as he turned to face her.
The woman took a step away from the pole she leaned against and towrds Huma. "I hear you have a 3 foot beefstick." She stated bluntly, as if not believing what she had heard.
Huma tilted his head cockily and replied, "that's right...I have a 3 foot long hunk a beef. Why do you ask?"
"You don't look like the type to be packing 3 feet of beef." the woman stated with a shrug. "So, if you are gifted enough to carry a weapon that size...surely you know how to use it...right?" The woman asked with a mischievous grin.
Huma coughed and sputtered. "Uhh..yeah, I know how to use it." His face turned a bit red. "Why do you ask anyway?"
The woman smiled and replied with a seductive voice, "I like a man who knows how to handle his meat."
Huma nearly gagged, it having been a very long time since any woman had actually flirted with him. Feeling a bit playful himself he reached deep into his magic pocket and produced the 3 foot salami for the woman to see.
Upon seeing the salami, the woman shook her head slightly with a grin. "Ok sugar...show me how you use that thing?" She asked.
Huma nodded and took a dueling stance with the salami. He saluted her, which got an amused chortle from the woman, who also informed him, she had never been saluted by a man's salami before. Then Huma went into some dueling moves, swinging the beef this way and that way...from behind him, he heard somebody yell "THRUST!" and...he did, straight into a tree, skewering the small sapling with the salami. Huma grimmaced as his beef was now stuck in a
tree. From behind him he heard..
"Way to go Einstien." as the woman walked away shaking her head.
"Wait up!" Huma hollered as he planted one foot to the tree and pulled for all he was worth. The salami was stuck fast and the woman was nearly out of sight. Huma looked from his beloved salami to the beautiful woman and back to the salami then sighed. He knew what took priority...he ran off to find a team of horses to free his salami from the tree...
A day in the life of a salami
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From: pkardinal@aol.com (PKardinal)
Date: 31 May 1999 01:07:33 EDT
On that same afternoon, Phil went on a short walk as well. He noticed Huma talking to a beautiful young woman and was shocked, as an event like that hadn't happened in quite a while. He smiled as his friend Huma showed the lady the art of his meat.
Phil then chuckled a bit as he saw the flirtatious Huma thrust his 3 foot salami into a nearby tree. As Huma struggled to free the beef, Phil made his eye back to the young woman that was now walking off. He rushed over and introduced himself to her, put his arm around her, and took her home to show her his own thrusting techniques.
Date: 31 May 1999 01:07:33 EDT
On that same afternoon, Phil went on a short walk as well. He noticed Huma talking to a beautiful young woman and was shocked, as an event like that hadn't happened in quite a while. He smiled as his friend Huma showed the lady the art of his meat.
Phil then chuckled a bit as he saw the flirtatious Huma thrust his 3 foot salami into a nearby tree. As Huma struggled to free the beef, Phil made his eye back to the young woman that was now walking off. He rushed over and introduced himself to her, put his arm around her, and took her home to show her his own thrusting techniques.