Serious thoughts

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From: humadragbn@aol.com (HumaDragbn)
Date: 13 Jun 1999 19:36:31 EDT

Ok peeps, just a few serious answers to some of the questions that have plagued mankind since the dawn of time...



Why did the chicken cross the road?
Old answer-to get to the other side.
My answer-because I told it to.
Real answer-to show the skunk and opossum how to do it without getting run over.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Old answer-the egg
My answer-that's sick, who cares?
Real answer-the rooster

If a tree fell over in the woods and nobody was around, did it make any noise?
Old answer-yes
My answer-feh
Real answer-it didn't fall over, it grew that way.

Why is the sky blue?
Old answer-because of the atmosphere
My answer-because that's my favorite color
Real answer-It isn't your just color blind.

Does the light in the refrigerator stay on or go off when you close the door?
Old answer-it goes out
My answer-I don't really care, as long as the food is cold
Real answer-it gets turned off by a real tiny man who lives in the temprature control box.

How was the world created?
Old answer-the big bang theory, or by god (depending on religeous beliefs)
My answer-what do you think? of course i created the world.
Real answer-God found it in a box of cracker-jacks.

Is there life on other planets?
Old answer-somewhere, yes.
My answer-I think so...somewhere near Uranus.
Real Answer-Absolutely not, sex with aliens would look silly.



Huma
yeah, I'm a sage now

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From: xerzesm@aol.com (Xerzes M)
Date: 16 Jun 1999 20:15:48 EDT

That was...odd,Huma.


-Xerzes Maureen
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