Writing to the Manager. ::wanks::

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From: mandyjodandy@aol.com (Mandy jo Dandy)
Date: 25 Nov 1999 21:55:38 EST

Dear Golden,

I want ta cut down ya cost on the heating of dis ole place and I knows a way ta help ya. If ya done stock my moonshine real good ya can save real good. Whooo doggie, I knows what I am talkin' bout. and Sir, I will give ya a discount cause I have me a good time stompin in dis place. Dere's mo' reasons I have too.

If ya stock my moonshine, it will give mo' of em doolin' folks incentive to show up. I done learnt dat word in school ya know. Incentive.

My moonshine will reduce strays. (stress) Ah ain't kiddin ya.

It will brang on more true talkin and it will reduce yer workers from givin ya any lip bout low pay. Well, Sir...dat's if they drank it too.

yer workers will tell ya what they thank real good and not what ya wants ta hear.

It would increase..I learnt dat word too. Its the opposite of decrease, Whooodoggie. Anyways, it would increase good work cause if ya have a bad job, ya just don't care.

Mo' workers will not take em vacations cause they would rather be acoming ta work.

It will make em other fella workers look better.

it makes the food taste better.

and if ya drank some, ya will be mo' likely ta hand out....mo' money to yer workers.

Burpin' would not be so embarrassing, Sir.

Workers will work later since dere ain't no longer a need to relaz at the bar.

and finally, it will make everybody mo' open wit' em idears.

I am real easy to find, Honeypie. I live at the Ranch. I don't live wit' my bruther no mo' cause I got way too old ta be at home acookin fer him.

Are ya single?

Mandy Dandy.

::seals the letter and puts on some lipstick, then leaves the red lipmarks, two on each end of the envelope. Talks to the stable boy who agrees to deliver it to Golden Evermeadow real quick like.::

::finally wanks at the stableboy.::

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From: goldendust@aol.com (Goldendust)
Date: 06 Dec 1999 01:25:49 EST

Mandy Dandy,

Well, you certainly make an interesting proposal. We're always looking for different tastes and liquors that can be stocked behind the bar. I would like to taste a sample of it first to assure that it's quality is what we're looking for. So, if you can find some kind of cup that won't dissolve when your concoction is poured inside of it, please send it to me and I'll give it a trial.

For your other question, no, I'm not single. I have a wife. A jealous wife. Who has a lot of knives. Sharp knives.

Golden

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From: drakewyni@aol.com (Drakewyn I)
Date: 06 Dec 1999 02:18:02 EST

Hey Boss-guy.

You forgot to mention your wife was the Archmage for awhile recently...



Lady Drake, aka the Gryphon.