G's got a theme song...

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:44 am

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 03 Feb 2000 01:45:23 EST

(Okay, this was done all in fun out of boredom at work. Just wanted to share it with you all. :) )

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(Parody of It's All About The Pentiums by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Parody of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Sean "Puffy" Combs
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New lyrics Gnort Esplanade G'neesmacher Dragoon Talanador/Alan Wiater)
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It's all about the Slashers, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Slashers, baby
It's all about the Slashers, baby
It's all about the Slashers!
It's all about the Slashers!
(Yeah!!)

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be Hackers? Parry Smashers? Slashers?
Wastin' time with all the Duelin' Yakkers?
8 to 1, chillin' at The Arena?
Duelin' in a ring with a dumb little Katana?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad low cuttin' skills
Destroyin' my opponents for thrills
I got me a over hundred on record of Wins
I never fight trolls and I don't Slash Men.
Invited a buncha friends in my house
Always at my Ring, double-cuttin' on their spiz-ouse
Workin' on my system least twice a month
I'm strictly parry-and-cut, I ain't afraid of tradin' thrusts.
I'm down with Ian Mac, I call him Old Man for short
I pester him up at home and I make him do my duel support
It's all about the Slashers, what?
You gotta be the dumbest rookie I've ever seen
You've got olive oil all over your sica-thing
You think your God Slayer Sword is really neato
What kinda point you got on there, a Mosquito?
You're usin' a 8 foot sword? Don't make me laugh
You maneuvers come in, what, a day and a half?
You could scout your duel style on a 6 round record sheet
You're the biggest joke in the Arena to beat
Your record, son, is a disaster
You're waxin' your weapon, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Slicin' the air pretending it's a teller
And sayin' "Cause I can!" like some brain-dead Baron Challenger
I should do the world a favor and gut you like an Old Feller
You're just about as useless as a pacifist Seller

It's all about the Slashers!
It's all about the Slashers!
It's all about the Slashers!
It's all about the Slashers!

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be Hackers? Parry Smashers? Slashers?
Wastin' time with all the Duelin' Yakkers?
8 to 1, chillin' at The Arena?

Uh, uh, queuein' in now
Wanna duel wit my crew, hah?
Rule in the rings and crunch slashes like I do?
They call me the king of the bedsheets
Select women just only from the elites
My new Hammer's got the clocks, it rocks
It was stoppin' slashes before I opened the box
You say you've been dueling for over three weeks?
Stop your elitism, man, you're no antique!

Your record is over two months old? Well, that's great
Why don't you just start up your own state?
My dueling system is slash-protected
Every counter inspected, no weaknesses detected
I beta tested every fighting system
Gave cuts to some, and others? I dissed'em
While your rapier's slashin', mine's multi-hackin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a stop hit defense, 25" wide
I believe that yours says, "Hit me here!" on the side
In a Warlord world, you're a 2-Win duelist
You've got your own Dueling Team, "We're Total Losers"
Your Offense melts when you try to Hit with a slash,
Where'd you get your Dueling plan, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Duel me TDL? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you, I'll Thrust-Cut-just Delete you
What?

It's all about the Slashers!
It's all about the Slashers!
It's all about the Slashers!
It's all about the Slashers!

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be Hackers? Parry Smashers? Slashers?
Wastin' time with all the Duelin' Yakkers?
8 to 1, chillin' at The Arena?
What?

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:44 am

From: casmaxim@aol.com (Cas Maxim)
Date: 03 Feb 2000 02:02:41 EST

Ugh.....10000 sestercii for Gnort's head.

Cassius Gaius Maximius

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:45 am

From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 03 Feb 2000 05:55:17 EST

Yes, your honor. Gnort had the handgun that night and I saw him shoot Hubie.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:45 am

From: khrystawlf@aol.com (KhrystaWlf)
Date: 03 Feb 2000 09:46:30 EST

Cute, Gnortie......

Remind me to never let you near musical instruments.

Khrys

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:45 am

From: elijaheagleecore@aol.com (ElijahEagleEcore)
Date: 03 Feb 2000 10:30:49 EST

I thought illicit drugs were illegal in RhyDin? Apparently Gnort's been tapping into some one's stash.

::unsigned::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:45 am

From: jade4634@aol.com (Jade 4634)
Date: 03 Feb 2000 15:10:41 EST

::reads the song in horror::

Gnort, ... don't you a job, a hobby, *anything* to occupy your time?

*~*~Jade Gabrielle Lumanes~*~*

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:45 am

From: flavorlessgum@aol.com (Flavorless Gum)
Date: 03 Feb 2000 17:06:59 EST

Gnort,
Fantastic Song! I love it! I'm sorry some people in this community have bug up their bum and can't appreciate clever lyrics like that. Gnort, please, put more sdtuff like that on the boards.

Totally not kidding,
Dustin

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:45 am

From: xericmues@aol.com (Xericmues)
Date: 03 Feb 2000 17:51:15 EST

>*~*~Jade Gabrielle Lumanes~*~*

Um, Jade, sweetie, are you trying to tell me something?

Xeric Mues

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:46 am

From: jade4634@aol.com (Jade 4634)
Date: 03 Feb 2000 19:13:16 EST

::begins to think Xeric's nuts until she sees the error...:: ::screams::

::scratches out the signature and puts her regular one in place::

Force of habit...

*~*~Jade Gabrielle Mues~*~*

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:46 am

From: xxlexibabexx@aol.com (XX Lexi Babe XX)
Date: 03 Feb 2000 20:37:25 EST

Awww, I still love ya G. And I thought it was great.

You're still going to hook me up with the stuff riiiight?

Lex

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:46 am

From: aerisa@aol.com (Aerisa)
Date: 06 Feb 2000 09:05:06 EST

::grins reading the lyrics:: G'nort...keep up the good work. Do not listen to the others. A true artist is never appreciated in his own time. I for one enjoy seeing something other than the usual mud on the board!

Aerisa

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:46 am

From: karnafexx@aol.com (Karnafexx)
Date: 07 Feb 2000 04:49:33 EST

>G'nort...keep up the good work. Do not listen to the others. A true artist
>is never appreciated in his own time.

I think this means that if we kill Gnort, we'll appreciate his song.

It works for me.

BRK

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:47 am

From: aerisa@aol.com (Aerisa)
Date: 08 Feb 2000 05:18:20 EST

>G'nort...keep up the good work. Do not listen to the others. A true artist
is never appreciated in his own time.<<

<<I think this means that if we kill Gnort, we'll appreciate his song.

It works for me.

BRK>>

Um.....That is not exactly what I meant Billy Ray! ::grins shaking her head::

Aerisa Ven'Tore

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:47 am

From: davestro@aol.com (DAVESTRO)
Date: 11 Feb 2000 12:03:50 EST

Morgan's not to bright is she ::snickers::
Ya may wanna go back and fully read the post.

Dave

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:47 am

From: davestro@aol.com (DAVESTRO)
Date: 11 Feb 2000 15:19:27 EST

Morgan,

Sorry about my last post. I miss read what you were refering too.

Dave