Duely Noted now hiring

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From: jakvaltrds@aol.com (Jakvaltrds)
Date: 21 Mar 2000 14:50:17 EST


Help Wanted


RhyDin's own Duely Noted is currently accepting applications for the following positions:

Fashion Columnist

5 years minimum at dressing yourself.
Ability to attend Challenge matches, balls, and gala events for the purpose of reporting to the public.
A keen eye for last year's fashions.
Color blind need not apply.
Wages negotiable

Sales Represenative

We are looking for a skilled closer to seek out and secure sponsors for the Duely Noted. He or she must have the abiltity to negotiate agreements between said advertisers and the Duely Noted.
This is a commission based position

Duel of Magic Reporter

Skill and understanding of the sport.
A good ear for gossip and the ability to note fashions which can be passed to the Fashion columnist.
Ability to attend events where titles change hands as well as regular matches.
Salary: Competitive wages/Benefits included along with subscription

Duel of Fists Reporter

Basic knowledge of the sport.
Ability to accurately record the events as well as insight to the brawlers mindset.
Must work well with others and be a self starter.
Salary: Competitive/benefits included as well as free subscription

Janitor

Willingness to work long hours for little pay.
Willingness to clean up after thoughtless slobs who miss the trash can and whatever.
Be on call 24/7 in case of emergency
Includes benefits + 50% off free subscription

Contact Seamus MacDonnaugh or Lupton est Dracoern at the Duely Noted.

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From: damienmortis@aol.com (Damien Mortis)
Date: 22 Mar 2000 13:47:21 EST

Fashion Columnist
tis is so four me

5 years minimum at dressing yourself. ya got it
but only cloths non of tat salid crap Ability to attend Challenge matches i kin do tat, balls i got my own, y do i gota tend sumon elssess,
and gala i dunt now wut tat wurd mens events for the purpose of reporting i kin report to the public.
il evn throw my own party sos lung as pepl bring the JD
A keen eye for last year's fashions. i gut a goood i for fashuns
il tel ya wuts in and wuts aint
il tel ya hoo neds help and hoo dunt
hoo gos styl and hoo aint
hoos smooooooth and hoos aint
wut chiks r hot and wut aint
Color blind need not apply. i aint colur and i aint blind sos im aplyeng
Wages negotiable a cas o Jack Daniels fo evryting i rit

hers a prevw
clets wif gota stop dresn him
the rowmans wif gota start dresn him
xeric jist neds lota help
ovrgi dreses lik a kid

othr stuf
can us BIG wrds or smal wrds
ya chosee
i aint a froot ethr sos dunt get any ides
com find me if ya wunt me

Damien

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From: jakvaltrds@aol.com (Jakvaltrds)
Date: 22 Mar 2000 22:32:08 EST

We'll gi back tae you Damien
Seamus