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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:43 pm

From: jonalyn@aol.com (Jonalyn)
Date: 15 May 2000 22:49:53 EDT

Wanders past the cork, pausing, she looses a soft chuckle as she peruses Rix's note. Quill set to parchment, she tacks a note beneath it.

Rix,

Aye!!

Ah shall ast well be 'appy ta supply ta rope an' tis a fione tall tree just outside ta Inn. In addition, funds be available fer a bountiful supper for those attendin'. Tis certes findin' a casket an' a wagon ta 'aul ta body off after ta festivities wouldst in all probability be considered a civic duty.

Ta body wouldst likely be a fione addition ta th' manure pile wh' be outside ta stables at ta back 'o ta Inn.

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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:44 pm

From: casmaxim@aol.com (Cas Maxim)
Date: 15 May 2000 23:14:18 EDT



Lorance, you come off as much more intelligent and articulate if you just keep silent. Really, you do.

But if you insist on making yourself look like a fool, please use one post per person to do so. You are forcing many trees to be cut down, robbing them of being able to continue standing still for centuries, a far more productive activity than your posts.

And oh, Rix....Aye








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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:44 pm

From: cletusgandrfald@aol.com (Cletus Gandrfald)
Date: 15 May 2000 23:56:13 EDT



Uh.. Cletus what? I haven't said a word because you've been doing a good enough job of making yourself look like a complete ass. But since you insist on dragging me into this, let me give you a hard dose of reality. You are nothing here, you never will be anything here, you're a fool that nobody will care about other than to point out to you that you are a completly ignorant
waste of space.

Damn, I think I've wasted too much of my time..

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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:44 pm

From: oortael5@aol.com (OorTael5)
Date: 16 May 2000 07:30:53 EDT

"Since yer asked polite-like I will answer same. I did not see the name at the end of the missive. Twas as simple as that."

There where in the hell did ye come up with the name, "Kerrazy6", huh?

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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:44 pm

From: sgtsneggle@aol.com (SgtSneggle)
Date: 16 May 2000 11:57:51 EDT

Cletus,

Depends on how yer look at things, and who is doing the lookin.

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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:45 pm

From: sgtsneggle@aol.com (SgtSneggle)
Date: 16 May 2000 11:59:40 EDT

Galin,

Tis not an easy question to answer, yer will just have to puzzle over it methinks.

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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:45 pm

From: sgtsneggle@aol.com (SgtSneggle)
Date: 16 May 2000 12:03:58 EDT

Jonalyn,

So, yer fine people would lynch me because I wont knuckle under and be like yers? Tis a sad thing yer would do that when I have done naught but disagree with yers, and express me opinion about yer.

Yer not worth the time it takes to finish this.

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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:45 pm

From: sgtsneggle@aol.com (SgtSneggle)
Date: 16 May 2000 12:06:54 EDT

Cas,

Trees we have in plenty, and if I wish to answer yer in me fashion yer just have put up with it.

Methinks, this lynch mob yer supportin would be led by Rix, and Jona leading from the rear. Yer would probably be at the front.

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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:45 pm

From: dreystarke@aol.com (DreyStarke)
Date: 16 May 2000 17:13:56 EDT

Sneggle,

Shut up.





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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:45 pm

From: qxz137@aol.com (QXZ137)
Date: 16 May 2000 17:30:36 EDT

::a simple message is posted up::

"Heh heh heh. You people are still as funny as always."
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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:46 pm

From: casmaxim@aol.com (Cas Maxim)
Date: 16 May 2000 17:31:47 EDT



Heh. Come to think of it, how about we also
lynch the guy who showed Lorance where the cork was?

Also, I am now taking wagers as to whether or not this "Fool of the Month" will even be around in September. My bet is no.








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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:46 pm

From: sgtsneggle@aol.com (SgtSneggle)
Date: 16 May 2000 18:56:40 EDT

Drey

Yer lack the means to make me, if yer dont like the missives then dont read em.

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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:46 pm

From: sgtsneggle@aol.com (SgtSneggle)
Date: 16 May 2000 18:57:56 EDT

Cas,

Since yer post to me cork here is me reply to yer. "Bite me"

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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:46 pm

From: flavorlessgum@aol.com (Flavorless Gum)
Date: 17 May 2000 14:02:50 EDT

Galin,
I am still puzzled as to why he called Kheldar, "Qzarian."

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Post by DoS Archive » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:46 pm

From: shadowrun@aol.com (Shadowrun)
Date: 17 May 2000 21:05:34 EDT

The old soldier stared at the cork, paging backwards and forwards repeatedly, certain that he must have missed the Rosetta Stone post that could decipher the rest. Finally, he returned his attention to the topmost post, speaking of ten mythical maneuvers and fanciness that would be discussed another day. For the life of him, for all the time he had spent in the dueling hall, he could make neither head nor tail of the
missive.

The freshly-penned page described a myth of ten maneuvers that could encompass all the nuances of every fighting style known in the history of the dueling hall... A myth that ascribed proper names to each, and seemed strangely stylized, secretive -- even religious.

Was the author intoxicated, or perhaps mad? Did he speak in some arcane code that only like-minded ones might decrypt?

In the end, he could only sigh, shake his head, and move on.
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