From: eligrady@aol.com (Eli Grady)
Date: 09 Sep 2000 19:18:42 EDT
To all citizens and dwellers in Greater RhyDin.
If you have a cause you favor, need a job, lonely in RhyDin, trying to contact someone in RhyDin, or have a message you wish to be made known contact THE RHYDIN-TIMES REPORTER "The Voice of the Inner World". Our expert staff will assist you in helping to publish your words.
~We reserve the right to edit all missives and to refuse those found to not meet our newspaper standards as well as legal limits~
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~~~~NOTE: Fairy Gold NOT Accepted~~~~
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From: xvevan@aol.com (XvEvan)
Date: 10 Sep 2000 00:28:52 EDT
>~~~~NOTE: Fairy Gold NOT Accepted~~~~
Hey now, what the hell is that?
Date: 10 Sep 2000 00:28:52 EDT
>~~~~NOTE: Fairy Gold NOT Accepted~~~~
Hey now, what the hell is that?
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From: drakewyni@aol.com (Drakewyn I)
Date: 10 Sep 2000 23:20:55 EDT
::Recognizing the handwriting she makes a quick post::
">~~~~NOTE: Fairy Gold NOT Accepted~~~~
Hey now, what the hell is that? "
It's discrimination, that's what it is. Stand up for your Fairy rights Evan!
::Grinning, she walks away... her handwriting is distinctive enough and often seen enough that people will know who wrote it.::
Date: 10 Sep 2000 23:20:55 EDT
::Recognizing the handwriting she makes a quick post::
">~~~~NOTE: Fairy Gold NOT Accepted~~~~
Hey now, what the hell is that? "
It's discrimination, that's what it is. Stand up for your Fairy rights Evan!
::Grinning, she walks away... her handwriting is distinctive enough and often seen enough that people will know who wrote it.::
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From: eligrady@aol.com (Eli Grady)
Date: 11 Sep 2000 16:37:57 EDT
From: Lili Fondor
To: Citizens
Subj: Fairy Gold
It is the policy of the RhyDin Times-Reporter to honor all races and beings by doing business with them. However, it has been noted by the First Bank of RhyDin that Fairy Gold for unknown reaspons seems to vanish into thin air upon the dawn. Needless to say this hampers accounting and contributes very little to the balance sheet.
We regret any ill will that may be generated by this policy, but we are after all a busines.
A business that subscribes fully to the EOFHAB&O accords governing fair employment and hiring practices. Additionally we are fully-paid members of the RhyDin Chamber of Commerce.
Respectfully,
Lili Fondor
Secretary/Treasure
RhyDin Times-Reporter
Date: 11 Sep 2000 16:37:57 EDT
From: Lili Fondor
To: Citizens
Subj: Fairy Gold
It is the policy of the RhyDin Times-Reporter to honor all races and beings by doing business with them. However, it has been noted by the First Bank of RhyDin that Fairy Gold for unknown reaspons seems to vanish into thin air upon the dawn. Needless to say this hampers accounting and contributes very little to the balance sheet.
We regret any ill will that may be generated by this policy, but we are after all a busines.
A business that subscribes fully to the EOFHAB&O accords governing fair employment and hiring practices. Additionally we are fully-paid members of the RhyDin Chamber of Commerce.
Respectfully,
Lili Fondor
Secretary/Treasure
RhyDin Times-Reporter
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From: drakewyni@aol.com (Drakewyn I)
Date: 12 Sep 2000 02:40:14 EDT
::She spots the new notice and just can't help it... she's got to have fun. Maybe she's been spending too much with her daughters... and maybe that's a good thing.::
Say...
Can I get a subscription to this EOFHAB&O?
::She leaves the note unsigned and heads to her office again, chuckling.::
Date: 12 Sep 2000 02:40:14 EDT
::She spots the new notice and just can't help it... she's got to have fun. Maybe she's been spending too much with her daughters... and maybe that's a good thing.::
Say...
Can I get a subscription to this EOFHAB&O?
::She leaves the note unsigned and heads to her office again, chuckling.::
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From: eligrady@aol.com (Eli Grady)
Date: 12 Sep 2000 21:36:45 EDT
EOFHAB&O RECOGNITION DRIVE
Citizens of our Fair Community
The EOFHAB&O is the latest is a series of social reform attempts by a variety of organizations within RhyDin. The Acronym EOFHAB&O stands for Equal Opportunity For Humans, Aliens, Bugs, and Others.
If you feel you have been victimized by the repressive acts of others please contact you nearest chapter. We will gladly assist you in filing the RD 12-477 and RD 1-4678UZ forms to obtain relief.
Friends, there is so much magnificence in the worst of us, and so much repressive tendencies in the best of us that none of us shoud talk about any of us.
Send your potentially tax free donations to the EOFHAB&O. Copper Street, RhyDin East.
Jamal Budderboon
Official Person
Date: 12 Sep 2000 21:36:45 EDT
EOFHAB&O RECOGNITION DRIVE
Citizens of our Fair Community
The EOFHAB&O is the latest is a series of social reform attempts by a variety of organizations within RhyDin. The Acronym EOFHAB&O stands for Equal Opportunity For Humans, Aliens, Bugs, and Others.
If you feel you have been victimized by the repressive acts of others please contact you nearest chapter. We will gladly assist you in filing the RD 12-477 and RD 1-4678UZ forms to obtain relief.
Friends, there is so much magnificence in the worst of us, and so much repressive tendencies in the best of us that none of us shoud talk about any of us.
Send your potentially tax free donations to the EOFHAB&O. Copper Street, RhyDin East.
Jamal Budderboon
Official Person
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From: gimmzak@aol.com (Gimmzak)
Date: 12 Sep 2000 22:13:17 EDT
Reads the message....re-reads the message..shakes his head and tacks up a reply.
Duel of swords....or has this become a guild recruitment cork?
Gim
Date: 12 Sep 2000 22:13:17 EDT
Reads the message....re-reads the message..shakes his head and tacks up a reply.
Duel of swords....or has this become a guild recruitment cork?
Gim
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From: drakewyni@aol.com (Drakewyn I)
Date: 13 Sep 2000 17:49:23 EDT
But Gimz...
This isn't a guild, this is about repression! You're being repressed, Stumpy! Stand up for your rights!
Oh, wait... you are standing up. Nevermind.
::She helps her daughter Adelie scribble a smiley face on the bottom of the post, using one of the red crayons they found in the box attached to the board, and then heads off to the bazaar to see the sights.::
Date: 13 Sep 2000 17:49:23 EDT
But Gimz...
This isn't a guild, this is about repression! You're being repressed, Stumpy! Stand up for your rights!
Oh, wait... you are standing up. Nevermind.
::She helps her daughter Adelie scribble a smiley face on the bottom of the post, using one of the red crayons they found in the box attached to the board, and then heads off to the bazaar to see the sights.::