Past an Presents

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From: xyclone@aol.com (Xyclone)
Date: 31 Mar 2001 05:33:37 EST

::Slowly descends to the vacant arena down the steps that he knew so well during his tenure within these hallowed rings. Stands upon the last step, glancing toward the bar which provided such merriment and intrigue. Turning slightly to his right, his gaze rising toward the banners of houses that rose and fell proudly honoring those that strove for
excellence for the colors and ideals they stood for. A smile forms upon his lips as he closes his eyes in remembrance of the duels between those that not only wished the excitement of the duel but to prove their worth to themselves and their peers.::

::A soft chuckle issues forth from between his blood-red lips as he dwells upon the shenanigans that took place in jest amidst those very same hardened foes and friends. The chuckle turning to outright laughter when thoughts turn to his small contribution to the fun. Wheelchair duels because he partook in the pleasures of Kart's hellish Homebrew, the infamous tickling sessions with the numerous feather matches, Puntie hunts for the RDI's, the Pink
Boxer brigade of lovely ladies, the Dashin' Slashers, and even the Spork and Spoon duels with Rix, to name but a few. The lids of his eyes rise once more, a gleam to them as he crosses the last step, he decides to check the corkboard to check the current events of the sport he once and still does cherish. ::

::His smile disappears soon after perusing through the endless amount of bickering post-its which seem to be crowding the cork board, taking a quill from within his coat, he decides to add his own little rant::

Ah'm guessin thats th firsts thin ya all are gonna complains abouts is gonna be me grammah. Nha wha? Ah don' rightlies care. Seems ta me that mosts o' yas fergets wha th duels be fore. Ah been wrong moren right mannah as some o yas nha, though thats don' scuse th rest o yas from th senseless drivel ya alls seem ta enjoy so much. Hecks, ah left fer moren a few reasons, some nha 'em, some don'. One thin tha pains is me is tha ah fin meself actuallies
agreen' wit Elijah, nevah thought ah'd do tha. ::shakes his head slightly:: Hecks, ah don' thin he even'l admits it cause we nevah seemed ta be on th same sides on alots o thins, specially since ah nevah seemed serious enuff ta suits him or mannah othahs fer tha mattah.

Tha saids, ah do happens ta takes offense at those tha seems ta thin' themselves above th rest simplies cause they gots a ring. Hecks, ah membah when challenges took place once evah couple cycles or so, not evah othah week as it seems nha. Nha wunner so mannah peoples left heres, th politikin ah hated so much hasn' dwindled from lack o' conflictin' personalities as much as its flourished. Yeah, Var an G, ah nha, big words, rights? Hopes ah spelled
'em right. Ah once thoughts ah hads ta avenge evrathin, but ya nha, ther's enuff o tha hates stuff floatin aroun. So, ah'm comin backs whethahs yas likes it or nha cause me supply fer puntie shakes is kinda low an ah gots me a milleniums editon blendah tha ah been wantin' ta try out! Jona, ah hopes ya lets Hubie an th servin lads nha ta nha cooks all them steaks. Ellisa, keeps tha blade o yers sharp and yer feet quick, cause ah wanna haves a dance
wit ya soon. Oh, an lets me lead fer once, wills ya? Preferably ta five points worth. Well, me feathah be readah an me flask nears emptah, nha ta mentions writahs cramp, so ah'll see yas in th rings or withouts with at leasts a wave an hopefullies a quick blade.

Th original Dashin Slasher
~Xy

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From: hostpcgreiver@aol.com (HOST PCG Reiver)
Date: 31 Mar 2001 17:58:51 EST

::speaks to Al and Hubie and informs them that Xy has a cycles worth of free refills on Mac Donnaughs tab, then ducks out before the old fart finds out:::

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From: xvevan@aol.com (XvEvan)
Date: 01 Apr 2001 05:02:34 EDT



::welcomes Xy back by Fancy slashing him to win :) ::

"Good ta see an old face again. Welcome back friend."