Elves aren't sissy

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From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 13 Nov 2001 18:30:00 EST

<< Andrew told me elves are sissies, too.

So nyah.

G
>>

I say you got beat by a sissy too so " nyah nyah"

Sprite

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From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 13 Nov 2001 18:17:37 EST

<< You have no backgroud information to tell you I havent bathed, you writhing pile of regurgitation.

James >>

Andrew told me

so there
Sprite

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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 13 Nov 2001 18:21:05 EST

Andrew told me elves are sissies, too.

So nyah.

G

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From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 13 Nov 2001 21:29:04 EST

<< Elves are not sissys. >>
Words of wisdom


Sprite

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From: andrewpyre@aol.com (AndrewPyre)
Date: 13 Nov 2001 21:22:38 EST

It would seem the major topic of interest on the boards is whether elves are sissies.

The elves I have known and worked with are by no stretch of the imagination sissies. James bathing habits or lack of them is not the point.

The elves are powerful archers and as such tend to make pincusions out of people who attempt to attack them. This may lead some axe or sword weilder somewhat discomfitted and make them say unkind things.

However, it is hard to imagine a big, tough warrior using a word like sissy.

G is a powerful duelist. Beating him once only proves that he can be beaten. Beat him say three out of five and people may sit up and take notice.

Elves are not sissys.
James bathing habits are not on topic
Beating G once while it may be pleasing is not an accomplishment that makes boasting look like anything else other than idle boasting.

So, enough allready,

Andrew Pyre

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From: dreystarke@aol.com (DreyStarke)
Date: 13 Nov 2001 22:03:28 EST

Elves are sissies, as is Andrew Pyre.

Especially for making a joke of a topic a serious one. I often wonder about his malfunctions in his brain.

- Starke

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From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 13 Nov 2001 22:06:51 EST

<< Elves are sissies, as is Andrew Pyre.

Especially for making a joke of a topic a serious one. I often wonder about his malfunctions in his brain.

- Starke
>>

you are a sissy

Sprite

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From: jaycyashleana@aol.com (Jaycy Ashleana)
Date: 13 Nov 2001 23:04:53 EST

We all know some people shouldn't have anything to write with. Since I'm a sissy, can someone please take Sprite's crayons away?

Thanks!

Jaycy

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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 14 Nov 2001 01:12:32 EST

I'm not a sissy.

Elves are sissies.

Drey's not a sissy he's undead or something. :P

Andrew is a person who writes brightly so we can see him. But he doesn't know Elves are sissies. So I must instruct him that Elves are sissies.

Andrew, Elves are sissies.

Bye.

G

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From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 14 Nov 2001 17:34:01 EST

:: walks by the noticeboard :: hmm......
:: Can't help but laugh at the stupid notice about crayons thinking * if you don't like what I write don't read it. * :: "how amusing" :: walks away :: "sissies"

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From: ylwsnoman@aol.com (YlwSnoman)
Date: 14 Nov 2001 19:23:35 EST

>Elves are sissies, as is Andrew Pyre.

Agreed.

> I often wonder about his malfunctions in his brain.

Wonder no more, Andrew is a brainless pile of cow dung.

James
"The Elf Killer"

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From: asissyelf@aol.com (A Sissy Elf)
Date: 14 Nov 2001 19:36:53 EST

Strolling past the corks, his hair perfectly coifed, his face perfectly powdered, his black beauty mark perfectly placed, A. Sissy Elf, esq., is drawn to a certain message board. Tapered ears twitching with delight, Mr. Elf attempts to clap his foppish hands, but his ruffled cuffs keep getting in the way. Taking quill in hand, he holds it as steady as his limp wrist will allow.

~ ** ~

My dear, dear, dear Gnort,

Pay no mind to what those other elves say. They simply do not have my critical eye. You see, I can truly appreciate your ... oh, masculinity. Did I say appreciate? I should have said worship.

No need to deal with those others at all. Not at all. I'll be your Sissy Elf. I'm Sissy enough for both of us. Never fear. I'll still appreciate your delicious form, even when they beat you. And I have a wonderful surprise for you. I'll let you beat me, spank me, and make me write bad checks. Ohh, I'm simply trembling just thinking of it.

You need only say the word, dearest Gnort, and I'll show you more Sissy Elf than you ever thought possible. Until then, I shall have to be satisfied with my dreams.

Hoping to be your ...

Sissy Elf

~**~

Sealing his signature with a hopeful kiss, he pins it to cork. Giving his note a quick spray of lilac, he skips off to do the things that only A Sissy Elf can.

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From: andrewpyre@aol.com (AndrewPyre)
Date: 14 Nov 2001 20:01:31 EST

Drey,

I have never wondered if you had a brain.

Andrew Pyre

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From: andrewpyre@aol.com (AndrewPyre)
Date: 14 Nov 2001 20:11:26 EST

G

I in turn must instruct you that elves are not sissies. You may have been thinking of Pixies. I have heard it said that they are the origin of the word sissy.

Drey is a zombie? His limbs and stuff fall off and he shambles through the dark hating life and all things bright and beautiful?

I did not know that. I had thought only his wit was dessicated. We live and learn. Thank you for sharing that excellent piece of information I am sure I will put it to good use.

Andrew Pyre

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From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 14 Nov 2001 20:48:58 EST

<< Pixies aren't sissies, they're fairies. You know, Fruitier than a nutcake.

Elves are sissies. >>
what does that make you............
:: laughs before writing ::
....... other than a stud
Sprite