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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:51 pm

From: borkludlum@aol.com (Bork Ludlum)
Date: 02 Jan 2002 19:13:05 EST

::Smirking he hammers the following into the cork::

Listen up Bozo's. I get in town once a month to kick butt. Last month I whipped up on a runt named Hador, a broad named Karen, and played around with someone called Shadowdork who I let tie me. It don't matter what you think about that, but the Shadowdork knows he was being toyed with.

I gotta name for those I beat up, "Bork's dorks" so if your afraid don't get in the ring with me.

Oh yeah, one of them broads said I was trying to be another Jesse. Well, this Jesse punk I hear you talking about ain't nothing but a has been to me. I expect he won't fight me because he will say I got to earn it. Yeah, right only them old farts say stuff like that.

I'll drop by one night this weekend and you can lineup so I can knock you down.

Bork ~

::Nods, well satisfied with himself and with another smirk walks away::
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:51 pm

From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 02 Jan 2002 19:41:25 EST

Hey Bork, if you're so great, then why didn't you duel me? It doesn't matter what you say about that, and don't talk about elves. . .

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:51 pm

From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 02 Jan 2002 20:04:17 EST

Gee, look.

It's another one. "I let tie"

There's your key line there. He can't explain why he didn't win, so he claims he let someone tie him.

He'll be gone and forgotten soon enough as someone who talks the talk, but can't even baby crawl.

I'll let you know when someone impresses me, till then, he's not a Jesse wannabe, he's a Methous wannabe.

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:51 pm

From: dreystarke@aol.com (DreyStarke)
Date: 02 Jan 2002 20:09:37 EST

I can't wait to bury him in my backyard. I've just received a new shipment of nooses.

The joy that overwhelms my heart is just thriving for a feast.

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:51 pm

From: xhavoickx@aol.com (XHavoickX)
Date: 02 Jan 2002 20:59:15 EST

Oh, Bork you peanut brain you. Don't make me come out of retirement and grind that ugly face of yours into the ground..again. I've beat you once, doing it again would be no trouble at all. You could seriously use some training, I could have read a lengthy novel while fighting you. Now do us all a favor and crall back
in your hole.

~Cory
I guess that makes you my dork, Bork. Here dorky dorky..
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:52 pm

From: jessetroyn@aol.com (JesseTroyn)
Date: 03 Jan 2002 17:29:30 EST

Now, now everbody. Be nice to the little twit.

He's absolutely hilarious.

I mean, "Bork's Dorks?" That's fabulous. How can anybody who's coined such an absurdly lame catch phrase possibly not be fun to laugh at?

I think we should all thank this day for adding just a little more amusement into our lives. But don't worry Bork, I'm sure we'll all be laughing with you.

-JT
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:52 pm

From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 03 Jan 2002 18:38:57 EST

>I think we should all thank this day for adding just a little more amusement
>into our lives. But don't worry Bork, I'm sure we'll all be laughing with
>you.
>
>-JT

Well, I can see laughing at him, but with him? Who says dork anyway, He only beat Karen, no offense to you, but try beating someone better than that. . . I challenge you!

Sprite, randomly making challenges each month. . .
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:52 pm

From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 03 Jan 2002 18:39:41 EST

::probly shouldn''t have said he is better than Karen, but who cares.::
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:52 pm

From: karenwilder@aol.com (Karen Wilder)
Date: 03 Jan 2002 23:19:10 EST

::As she's not a mind reader, or anything else of that sort.::

Sprite:

I kin easily think o' a few people better than I be at duelin', I make no bones 'bout thet.
But you ain't one o' 'em, neither be this Bork feller. One win proves nothin'.

Lady Karen Wilder
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:53 pm

From: squall4783@aol.com (Squall4783)
Date: 04 Jan 2002 16:55:40 EST

>But you ain't one o' 'em, neither be this Bork feller. One win proves
>nothin'.

Darn tootin.

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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:53 pm

From: squall4783@aol.com (Squall4783)
Date: 04 Jan 2002 17:00:18 EST

Err...not James....Squall.

Seriously, I know no James'

Jame...err...Squall.
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Post by DoS Archive » Wed Nov 17, 2004 6:53 pm

From: spritelep309@aol.com (SpriteLep309)
Date: 05 Jan 2002 13:31:30 EST

Karen,
I didn't mean that I was.
Sorry that my note made it seem so.

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