Rix and Perri all-but-dead.. who did it?

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:40 am

Date: 12/24/97 1:36 AM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Bones Merc

We bet you're all wondering what kind of "sick freaks" would do something so horrible to the honorable Dictator Perrinis and the Beloved Emporer "Rix," hmm?Well, we did it. We are the CABAL, and where we strike, the world crumbles. You cannot stop us, you cannot decieve us, and you certainly cannot run from us. You can, however, hire us.Impress your friends!Terrorize rival governments!Assassinate your family!The CABAL is operational, and without proper funding to direct our talents, we'll be forced to strike out randomly at your insignifigant heads of state. Perhaps we'll poison the people of Questrion... or napalm New Mountainside... the possibilities are endless...See you at the funerals to follow.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:41 am

Date: 12/24/97 11:11 AM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Jonalyn

Figures there is no need to wonder what kind of sick freeks did the deed, since the fools just announced it. Mutters, "Typical Mercs."

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:43 am

Date: 12/24/97 11:24 AM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Dakich

::chuckles:: Oooookay. Hey Cabal guys! How much would it cost to get you to assassinate yourselves.

-Dak

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:43 am

Date: 12/24/97 11:29 AM Pacific Daylight Time
From: HumaDragbn

Cabal? does their service come with HBO?

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:44 am

Date: 12/24/97 11:39 AM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Karnafexx

::Reads the post and chuckles::

Sounds like the CIA of my era.

Must be postal employees.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:44 am

Date: 12/24/97 12:41 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Jonalyn

Slides a wink to Billy, "Mayhap we canst git 'em fer th' couch an broom nappin' th' shouldst tie 'em up fer a bit. Postal workers? Ye mean ta say someone actually works postals? Och, th' poor wee postals!!"

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:44 am

Date: 12/24/97 1:01 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Skyler JC

::walks up, sees Jona and Sid's replies.:: There's too many damn women around here...women should be at home...barefooted and pregnant. ::walks away muttering::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:45 am

Date: 12/24/97 12:50 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Sidartha E

::chuckles madly::Unless you're able to plane-shift, bud, it's going to be difficult to go after Questrion *and* Mountainside. Look out your window, kid. You'd notice that there's a lot more wilderness than there used to.And, by the way, I hope you've got eyes in the back of your head, 'cause it's going to get reeeallly messy if you don't.

~Sidartha Elgarette~

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:45 am

Date: 12/24/97 5:23 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Rix Favre

::would absolutely love the outpouring of support if he was conscious::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:45 am

Date: 12/24/97 6:49 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: MorteDulce

::reads the posts and shudders::
Oh Goddess, I be hopin they nae be postal employees!

::walks off quickly, lookin around for blue uniforms and mail satchels::

@---,--'-- Morte --'--,---@

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:46 am

Date: 12/24/97 9:22 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: PrlUnicorn

::sorta glares as Skyler wanders off:: I'm ney going wit' out me shoes! ::wings him with her trademark empty beer can::

::figures the Garrison and DH people will be out in full force searching for these people::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:46 am

Date: 12/24/97 10:20 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: Skyler JC

::looks back incredulously as an empty beer can clogs him in the head:: Hey watch it, ye wretched wench! ::his eyes drop to study her delightfully full bosom:: Yes, be careful...ye might be a little top-heavy! ::chuckles to himself and keeps walking::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:46 am

Date: 12/25/97 12:47 AM Pacific Daylight Time
From: PrlUnicorn

::gives Skyler that "who do you think you are" look and watches him walking off::

<m> I'd li' tae see 'is face after this lass is born and I'm nursin' 'er. ::snickers::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:46 am

Date: 12/24/97 10:25 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: QnLuthien

::lowers the portcullis and steps up the watch:::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:47 am

Date: 12/25/97 12:47 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: LdyAja

::blinks hearing Skyler::Like you should talk, waiter boy. Now snap to and get me a drink.

~Lady Aja Bird Dragonbane~ ~Dueler of the DoS~ ~General Misfit~