It's Opal time, true believers...

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Date: 6/10/2000 2:26 PM Central Daylight Time
From: Antonio Scarpia


...And I am ready to steal... Your... Rocks!

El Slow Poko (that's Anubis "the Slow-Motion Sack of Potatos" Karos for the less-informed public) tells me there's a line to take Firestar from the boundlessly underwhelming Ria.

Worse, looks like the Laura Ashley chick got challenged too.

That just leaves Dustin, who technically challenged *me*, Dae and Kheldar.

I like Kheldar, plus I beat on him pretty bad both times we tangled, so there's no thrill in rockin' his rock.

Some punk told me that Dae just finished sticking his Ice Cube into a new sword, which tempts me to challenge him just because it'd be an inconvenience to him.

And then there's good old Dustin, whose rock bears the cool name Moonshine.

People say these rocks have powers, I'm thinkin' these rocks have *street value*.

So there it is. I'm gonna challenge shortly. I'm gonna take your rocks away.

Anyone want to "vote" on who I challenge first?

All my love,
Scarpia

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Date: 6/10/2000 2:37 PM Central Daylight Time
From: Antonio Scarpia


Oh yeah, and this is key...

You can pay me to *NOT* challenge you.

Easy as pie. Four gold crowns per week and you're protected from my righteous fury.

That's a low price for protection, ladies and gentlemen, and a generous offer if ever I've made one.

So either cough up the protection, or get ready to reacquaint yourselves with the Emerald ranks...

All my love,
Scarpia

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Date: 6/10/2000 10:14 PM Central Daylight Time
From: Jaycy Ashleana


Jaycy read the notices and laughed, shaking her head.

"Pay this lunatic to leave me alone? Apparently he doesn't know the Opals holders that well at all, if he thinks we'll give in to his childish demands."

She paused a moment, then chuckled again. "At least I know I'm not... Dustin or Daelin, maybe..."

With a laugh, she scampered away.

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Date: 6/12/2000 9:16 PM Central Daylight Time
From: Karnafexx


I challenge you to get hooked on Phonics you little snapper head.

Love,

Billy
The baddest man alive

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Date: 6/12/2000 10:37 PM Central Daylight Time
From: Antonio Scarpia


Aren't you the Diamond never-was?

The guy who kept on tryin' and kept on dyin'?

Snapper head... Riiiiiiight.

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Date: 6/15/2000 11:20 AM Central Daylight Time
From: Karnafexx


>Aren't you the Diamond never-was?
>
>The guy who kept on tryin' and kept on dyin'?
>
>Snapper head... Riiiiiiight.
>

How do you expect to make something of yourself when you have no clue who or what you're talking about?

The day I even enter the tournament for diamond, you can place your bets on me.

You just went and ruined your whole mystique.

You little putz.

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Date: 6/28/2000 1:09 AM Central Daylight Time
From: THEONLY1NOTALONE


DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU ARE CHALLENGING?