::SMASHCRASHSLAMSLAM:: DIs IT? Me Tink So.

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From: kr0mag@aol.com (KR0MAG)
Date: 09 May 1998 13:54:51 EDT

::stands in front of the board, very seriously sounding out the words of the responses as his brow furrows and he busily digs a very elastic piece of snot out of his nose. His other hand holding a piece of chain that it connected to the collar of a semi naked human woman, who is just as busily trying to strain away from him.::


WhaT DIs mEAN? *BrING OWn cHaIR*?

::yanks the chain quickly, bringing the naked woman behind him and sits down on her back, ignoring her cry, and her feeble attempts to bite his ankle::

::sits there scratching his head, still trying without success to excavate his right nostril, when the woman collapses underneath him::

::gets up after landing hard and begins cursing at the woman in ogreish, then stops and scratches his head again, placing a hand on her slightly deformed spine::

UT oH.....KRoMAG BrEaK Toy....

::quickly kicks the body towards the wall and tacks the chain to the board and scrawls a note::

FREE To GooD HoMe - OnE SoRTa UseD OgRE Toy.

::slams the message to the board and hurriedly finds something better to do, like finding another toy.::

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From: xvevan@aol.com (XvEvan)
Date: 09 May 1998 14:23:46 EDT


::walks up to the boards, glancing to the wall and about throws up:: "O my god!" ::covers mouth, turning away from his message, then heads off, sick from the smell::

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From: buffstuf6@aol.com (BuffStuf6)
Date: 09 May 1998 15:05:24 EDT

::Looks at the Wall and about throws up seeing that woman dead there. I walk into the arena and see Evan::

Evan: Goph we must do something about that woman outside there

Goph: Yes we do.
::Evan goes behind the bar and grabs an Extra large cloak and he hands one end to me.

Evan: When we go out there you and me roll her onto the cloak and then fold the cloak up ands run like hell and don't stop untill you find a runing source of water got it?

Goph:: yep
::We walk out to the board both breathing through our mouths to try not to smell the stench of rotting flesh. I go by the head and Evan by the feet and we roll this dead woman onto the cloak and fold it up. We both grab our ends are run toward the river. it only takes us 1 or 2 min to get there but when we do we throw the body into the river and throw up into the river also.::

Goph: that was very sickning

Evan: yes is was

Goph: Next time we see that ogre guy we got to give him a peice of our mind

Evan: You are so right.

::Both of us go back into the arena to get something to settle of stomachs::

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From: gnimishrw@aol.com (Gnimish RW)
Date: 09 May 1998 18:45:11 EDT



::Shakes his head, looking at the boards...his hand hovering over Deliverance::


Might be three times my size, but I'm sure as hell not going to let that stop me....

Makes it easier to duck....

::Cackles quietly, then turns from the boards to go join his angel, Cygnet::

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From: cygnetsera@aol.com (CygnetSera)
Date: 10 May 1998 14:10:04 EDT

The Seraph waits till all is quiet around the arena. When she is certain she is alone, she fills the darkness with a blinding flash of celestial light that lasts but an instant... and as the particals of light fade to a soft aura the veils the walls in pastel hues, all is well. The woman that was chained to the ancient board is healthy and whole, clothed in a soft gown of brushed silk.

The angel hovers overhead, unseen, her visage light with a private smile as she whispers,

"well dear Athlstan... seems the orge is unfamiliar with the ward".


Watching the woman briskly head up the steps into the Inn, the 1st Seraph flits off to find her gnome.


Cygnet Seraphin
Redeemed1st of the 9 Orders
Keeper of the Queue, ad call, DoS
Jade Gryphons, TDL
~cs~

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From: ajaquistgd@aol.com (AjaQuistgd)
Date: 11 May 1998 22:52:06 EDT

::wanders up and sees the various papers on the boards and giggles::



Some things *never* change. It's nice to be home.



::wanders off singing happily::



~Bring me two pina coladas, I want one for each hand. Let's set sail with Captain Morgan oh and never leave dry land~

::continues on into the arena::

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From: moneyblade@aol.com (MoneyBlade)
Date: 13 May 1998 09:49:44 EDT


::chuckles a bit and posts::


Goon-

You beat this ogre guy for me... I'll not only get Janella to make you a batch of her cookies... I'll throw in an extra batch of girl scout cookies Nim-bo gimme. Deal?


Roland


Gnim-

I'm going to need you to pull a few strings for me... try and gimme some girl scout cookies by friday.


The Boss


Ogre guy-

Do me a favor? When Goon goes to punch... fall to the mat and grab your knee... I absoletly -hate- the smell of ogre blood...


Concerned Duelist

::walks away chuckling, the oh so familure taste
of white wine washing over him as he licks his lips::

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From: menlie@aol.com (Menlie)
Date: 24 May 1998 20:26:08 EDT

::walks up to the post::

::posts:: Why is it so red here? And Why does it smell? And Mr. Ogre, just fall when Goon punches for your knees, I don't like the smell of ogre blood, either!



~Andrew