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Men Rule

Post by DoF Archive » Sun May 16, 2004 4:59 pm

Date: 7/17/2000 5:00 PM Central Daylight Time
From: JesseTroyn


To all the chicks out there,

When I got back to this dump after a nice long break, I saw that stupid Intergender War thing and how you broads actually managed to beat the guys last cycle. The reason was obvious: I wasn't around to win it for the men. So when I got back and pointed that out, you all thought you were so damn tough, saying how it wouldn't have made a difference, bragging about the upcoming DQ.
Well guess what, chicks? A MAN has the Diamond. Do you know why? Because men are stronger, tougher, faster, and simply better than women (except at cooking, cleaning, and being pregnant). And I just want you to know that as long as I'm around there will never be a woman as Diamond, because none of you can beat me when it counts. So just go back to the kitchen where you'll be useful and cook dinner for all the real fighters (that'd be us guys). Have
a nice day, ladies. Men rule and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

-JT
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Re: Men Rule

Post by DoF Archive » Sun May 16, 2004 5:00 pm

Date: 7/18/2000 11:22 PM Central Daylight Time
From: Dae Dragonsblade


Wow...I actually agree with Jesse for once.

Hey kid, you know the War ain't over. You can still sign up for our team to battle the ladies, the one I'll evidently be captaining (that's the rumor anyway) I can pencil ya in if you want.


~Daelin Dragonsblade

~XXXIX Overlord of the Duel of Swords

~Defender of the Blue Opal, IceDancer
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