Armegeddon has begun!

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:31 pm

From: tasslehofl@aol.com (Tasslehofl)
Date: 04 Jan 1999 02:06:21 EST

::he sneaks up to the board, hiding from G and Luppy, and quickly posts the note::

Yes, that's right...the 7 year commoner, the one who you thought could never make it has done it.

I, John Tasslehofl Momus, have made the rank of Warlord!

::flee's afore someone comes to try and kill him again::
John Tasslehofl Momus
~Emperor of Commoners

The Man with a Wish...
The Myth with a Name...

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:32 pm

From: occurs@aol.com (Occurs)
Date: 04 Jan 1999 13:43:02 EST

TASS!

I suppose ya just gonna hae ta be Emperor of ta War Lords. Congratulations ole man.

Ole Lady Summer

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:32 pm

From: mizliiy@aol.com (Miz LiIy)
Date: 04 Jan 1999 13:56:08 EST

Tass,

Has hell now, officially, frozen over?
Congrats on your "promotion" of rank.

Lily

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:32 pm

From: rlupton@aol.com (RLupton)
Date: 04 Jan 1999 16:30:01 EST

::a sliver of paper is found attached to the board::

One could only guess at the situation. Mourners filled the streets with anguish and screams of terror. Shops abroad closed their doors, and even the sky wept in the sorrow of tragedy.

The painful moaning only grew louder as one neared the basement arena. Had the Overlord been killed? Had the referees gone on strike? No, the pain of tragedy resounded for a different reason, a far more horrendous reason.

John Tasslehofl Momus, commoner of seven years and self-decreed Emperor of such rank, was now a Warlord.

May God have mercy on our souls.

::the fine paper is left to flutter in sparse breeze against the board::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:32 pm

From: ytmeis@aol.com (YTMEIS)
Date: 04 Jan 1999 18:01:15 EST

::whistles::

Seven years?! Wow, maybe there's hope for me, yet.

- Jaem Triver

Master at Master-at-Armship

Captain, The Disengaged

This line for rent

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:33 pm

From: sidarthae@aol.com (Sidartha E)
Date: 04 Jan 1999 19:35:19 EST

Tass! You passed me up! No fair.

Going off to pout,
~Sid

::chuckles and walks off, waiting for someone to make some stupid comment, thinking she was seriously pouting::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:33 pm

From: joaknshld@aol.com (J Oaknshld)
Date: 04 Jan 1999 23:13:30 EST

Sid you big baby, ya should be happy fer Tass, don't yell at him! Don't ya have anythin' better ta do with yer time dan place a guilt trip on da man's biggest accomplishment so far in DoS? What's wrong with ya!

::snickers and tacks it up just for Siddy pooh::

~J

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:33 pm

From: sidarthae@aol.com (Sidartha E)
Date: 05 Jan 1999 19:02:53 EST

>>Sid you big baby, ya should be happy fer Tass, don't yell at him! Don't ya have anythin' better ta do with yer time dan place a guilt trip on da man's biggest accomplishment so far in DoS? What's wrong with ya!<<

But, Jeffy...guilt trips are fun!

~Sid

::giggles and flees::

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:33 pm

From: ducpercy@aol.com (DucPercy)
Date: 05 Jan 1999 19:42:53 EST

Tass,

Congratulations on making Warlord! After all the time and work you have put into your career, you have earned it! Very good job.

Percy

P.S. BTW, this post is in no way influenced by the fact that I am a member of HDT, a friend of several friends of Tass, or the fact that I think people have been spewing too much bile here lately and not spreading enough cheer. Well, maybe the latter influenced me a little.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:34 pm

From: tinytopaz@aol.com (TinyTopaz)
Date: 06 Jan 1999 11:54:10 EST

Dear Tass,
My heartfelt congratulations. May you hold this title, interupted by periods of wearing the Baron's rings and Overlord's crown, for at least as long.
Sincerely, Topaz

::chuckles to herself as she walks off:: Now l know why he's been so bubbely.