15 Reasons why I (Me) should be a Baron

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From: boshekuz@aol.com (BoShek UZ)
Date: 04 Jul 1999 23:03:15 EDT

1. I have the Nookie!
2. My mom says it's "Ok"
3. they turned down my 10 reasons why I should be a Warlord
7+43. Some one stole my shoe and I need revenge
5. I said "Please"
-3. I can balance my sword on my head
7. It would prove how good and sweet and all around nice people the Barons are
8. My dreams keep telling me I should be a Baron. Days dreams that is...
9. mmm, Cheese!
76. I'd stop writinging posts like "10 reasons why I should be a Warlord"
11. I still have the Nookie!
12. I dont have enough time to go beat 26 people
13. Because getting peer wins is the DEVIL
3.141592654. I dont litter and I didn't feed the monkeys
16. I have a really charming smile
15. I'm blond


The Bum
Mr. Bovine

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From: sarandal@aol.com (SaRandal)
Date: 04 Jul 1999 23:16:17 EDT

Here are mine :

1. I can count, in order, from 1 to 15.
2. I don't have any other reasons.
3. See above.
4. See above.
5. See above.
6. See above.
7. See above.
8. See above.
9. See above.
10. See above.
11. See above.
12. See above.
13. See above.
14. See above.
15. See above.

At your service,

SaRandal De'Lamana

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From: takcouma@aol.com (Takcouma)
Date: 05 Jul 1999 12:12:20 EDT

1) Because I have 15 reasons
2) Because I am not a Baroness
3) Me sword sista and brotha and fiancee are
Barons
4) Me name is Marit
5) I duel barefooted
6) I look good in warpaint
7) Ajay and Sher want me to be a baroness
8) Jaycy and Zen want me to be a baroness
9) need more female barons
10) so that I can beat people up who call me TACKY.
11) to say I am
12) so I can stop answering lists such as this
13) because I never challenged a baron
14) so I can have more attention than I already have
15) so that I can say that I am a Tacky Baron...::frowns and thinks about thwapping certain people upside the head::

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From: qxz137@aol.com (QXZ137)
Date: 05 Jul 1999 13:21:46 EDT

1) Because I want to.
2) Because Stone Cold said so.
3) Because I said so.
4) Because I don't really care.
5) Because if you don't, I'll bop you over the head with a badminton racket.
6) Because I like the numbers 1, 3, and 7.
7) Because I feel like it.
8) Because 1, 3, and 7 began with "Because I."
9) If I am elected, I'll use the Jedi Mind trick on the other barons.
10) After 9, I'll make them call a meeting of the Baronial Council.
11) After 10, I'll have them vote to rename themselves the Jedi Council, and rename the current Overlord to Yoda.
12) After 11, I'll tell them to ban all weaponry but badminton rackets, plastic lightsabers, and implements less than 5 cm wide and 70 cm long.
13) After 12, I'll have them rename the Duel of Swords to the Duel of Quizxs.
14) Then, we'll raze the board, put up a shiny new one, and ban annoying political debate from it.
15) Then, we'll vote to add 2 new rings and give them to Coron de Copecheta and Pol Treidun.

Quizxs.
As if you didn't know it was me by number 5.

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From: eagleecore@aol.com (EagleEcore)
Date: 05 Jul 1999 14:13:30 EDT

All 15 reasons are simple, I am Ecore, the Son of DoS, I should wear all the titles at once.

~Ecore~

~Praetor of the Dragon Templar~

~Thrice Baron of Swords, 2nd Highest WoLs Warlord of Swords~

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From: rheinfyre@aol.com (RheinFyre)
Date: 05 Jul 1999 14:18:57 EDT

::coming to the cork, she near passes out seeing E's answer::
::she quickly scribbles a message back to him::

an can I be ye Queen....

::laughin herself silly she walks away::

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From: lyanessa@aol.com (Lyanessa)
Date: 05 Jul 1999 14:51:41 EDT

She comes forth to the corkboard, reading and laughing at all the humor and wits, then lays eyes on E's post and a slow playing smile grows.

"I do 'ave the wonders bout him. Tis time fer me to find out."

Her finger reaches up curling the red hair around it as she for a few moments thinks back to the recent day she saw him in the DoF. Her amber eyes sparkle and glow, then turn to a blue Irish mist color.

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From: agrenish@aol.com (Agrenish)
Date: 05 Jul 1999 18:36:13 EDT

15 Reasons Why I Shouldn't Be A Baron

1-15: Because I'm going to be Overlord.






Agrenish Preescott

~It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him~

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From: poltreidun@aol.com (PolTreidun)
Date: 05 Jul 1999 21:13:10 EDT

::looks around and at the different posts and stops at Q's:: "Plastic...?" ::looks at his weapon, then writes something short and to the point::

Well... why not join the fun? (don't answer that...)

1. I've been a really, -really- good boy this cycle.
2. I can lie convincingly, as in the previous post (what else is needed here?).




© and ®, Pol Treidun inc.

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From: methous45@aol.com (Methous45)
Date: 05 Jul 1999 23:13:30 EDT

::Chuckles hearing Aggy::

Sounds good to me




Meth

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From: lrdartides@aol.com (LrdArtides)
Date: 06 Jul 1999 02:54:08 EDT

15. Cause I've got these nifty pointy ears.
14. I'm more blonde then that other guy.
13. I'm cuter too.
12. I like peaches.
11. Smiley faces. JJJJJJJJ
10. I live over there. ::points::
9. I actually like most of you.
8. My sister plays a mean game of Cribbage.
7. Aggy is going already gonna be Overlord
6. Life would be so cheery with me!
5. Cause Swankily Dressed Superstuds are played out.
4. What spoon?
3. I'd be perfect cannon fodder for the next REAL challenger.
2. Cause Aerenth is Thnerea spelled backward.

And the Number ONE reason I should be Baron:

1. How many other Ubiquitous Barons are there runnin' around out there?



J Aerenth Artides J

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From: ldyajabird@aol.com (LdyAjaBird)
Date: 06 Jul 1999 11:27:25 EDT

::chuckles reading the many answers::

Well, at least they're entertaining themselves.

::wanders onto the next::

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From: xerzesm@aol.com (Xerzes M)
Date: 06 Jul 1999 13:46:43 EDT

15. I like the color purple.
14. I don't like the sheep like Aer does...
13. I don't like the weird old blind man like Aer does...
12. I do like the ferret.
11. I like the cows,too.
10. I didn't mean those two like it sounded.
9. I'm smarter than the average bucket of pond scum.
8. Because I've probably used more different weapons than you.
7. Because if I don't get declared a Baron,I'll have to hurt something.
6. Because I like the number 6.
5. I also like the number 12.
4. Because I outnumber you.
3. Because my house is bigger than your house.
2. Because I can spell Quizxs correctly.
1. Because the apple trees near my house keep telling me I should be.
0. Because my list is longer than yours.
-1. Because I'm friends with two druids.
-1. Because I can stick two reasons into one number.
-2. Because the rakkit jar goot fargle tah.

No,I don't know what -2 means,either.

-Xerzes Maureen

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From: qxz137@aol.com (QXZ137)
Date: 06 Jul 1999 14:29:34 EDT

<<2. Because I can spell Quizxs correctly.>>
It is IMPERATIVE that we elect Xerzes Maureen to be a Baron.

Quizxs

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From: qxz137@aol.com (QXZ137)
Date: 06 Jul 1999 14:33:56 EDT

<<8. Because I've probably used more different weapons than you.>>
Let's see:
The golden-and-platinum sword,
The iron sword,
The twin daggers Lightspeed Warrior and Defencer,
Several 10-packs of #2 pencils,
AA batteries,
A frisbee,
A stick,
A folding chair,
A sub sandwich,
A meterstick that was a few cm short,
An explosive towel which I unintentionally destroyed a city block with,
and the Ultimate Badminton Racket.
Plus several I can't think of.
Beat that.

Quizxs
Oh, yeah! And the glass of iced tea!