Drey... Ew.

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:42 am

From: sylviadarling@aol.com (Sylvia Darling)
Date: 30 Aug 1999 20:45:59 EDT

::she giggled as she rushed the boards after fingering through a few pages of her new book, she grasped a piece of paper and shoved a tack through it, planting it to the board::

To Drey, my dearest... ::she snickered as she went on::

I've been reading this book and... and... And this is perfect for you and all your friends to witness. Good luck in your endeavors dodging this one, hon.

Cheers. ::her giggles continued insanely as she wrote, her words being scribbled from the exhaustion::

Though it may seem inappropriate, I've been reading a book on passing gas. :D

To you, Drey...
Remember?
"This is a very private and beautiful fart and I would not have been so uncouth as to include it in this silly posting, but it's not easy coming up with such things. An author has desperate moments when he feels it's necessary to draw upon even the most intimate passing of gas to fill in a few pages. To put it most delicately, The Lover's Fart is the passing of gas at the turning point when drawn together in one of those innuendos. It just sort of
escapes at that moment, and no one even notices, what with the screaming and everything."

It was narrated for reading sake, but the general idea given. Ewww... Drey. Yewwww...

I love you Drey!

Sylvia "The Darling" Angel.

"

DoS Archive · Post by **DoS Archive** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:43 am

From: dreystarke@aol.com (DreyStarke)
Date: 30 Aug 1999 21:07:26 EDT

::Gasps::

Wha'? I... I... ::points at Var and then Zen, himself:: I didn't do it!

::then penning quickly::

I didn't do it!

::signing his name to duck off and aside, fleeing any faces::

- Drey D'erest Sanchez Starke