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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:58 am

From: dreystarke@aol.com (DreyStarke)
Date: 20 Mar 2000 10:51:39 EST

Let's start this off with some questionairre's... Now, I didn't think of all of these, so don't blame me! Wasn't all my idea's, most of them were... *them.*

- Conspiracies in the DoS -

1. Why was the recent Overlord Match brought into the Annex, when the duels were closed?
Suspicion: Currently under the impression of exploding chairs and spiked drinks.

2. Why was the current DoF Supervisor calling the match when Avery is an opal of the fists and Leo apparently is unknown there?
Suspicion: Rask was trying to think of a constructive way to pay back Avery for damages, or make him keep his hold on the crown. Hmmmm, coincidence? I think not.

3. Why was there a nameless duelist?
Suspicion: Look at question 4.

4. Why was there TWO (or maybe more!) nameless duelists?
Suspicion: Maybe there was only really one, or there's a ton of them in disguise. A Legion of Nameless Duelists.

5. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Suspicion: Woodchucks are in on it with the nameless duelists.

6. Why is Ogres spelt backwards, Sergo?
Suspicion: Seregill is in on it with the Ogres.

7. Why did the Borg's suddenly disappear?
Suspicion: THEY'RE IN ON IT!

8. Are raccoons in on it too?
Suspicion: Currently scouting for Procyonn.

9. Why is there so many Romans nowadays?
Suspicion: Currently keeping an eye on a Roman's child.

10. Why is Guill a Roman?
Suspicion: Bad jokes.

11. Why were the drunken soldiers at the Challenge Match spelling Y R E V A?
Suspicion: Being drunken, and soldiers, they were implanting subconscious thoughts into our minds--demanding a female Overlord (preferrably named Reeva). One must ask, though, "Why Reeva?" (Credit to Lupton.)

Should we be scared? And know this, always keep an eye on your back.

(All in good humor, and not a word of it really that serious - Or is it? :insert wicked laugh:)

Remember, I didn't think of all of this... (Blame some on Rix, Cas, Xerzes, and Var. And you're welcome to add!)

With shaky regards,




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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:59 am

From: rlupton@aol.com (RLupton)
Date: 20 Mar 2000 11:01:58 EST

In my defense, my only part in this was being posed that one question.

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Post by DoS Archive » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:59 am

From: dreystarke@aol.com (DreyStarke)
Date: 21 Mar 2000 05:51:26 EST

He simply blinks reading over his own writing, "What was I thinking? Why the hell did I write that?" A sound grunt escapes his lips as he steps away from the boards obviously a bit perplexed by his own stupidity, "Why doesn't anyone ever tell me ahead of time, " he paused," Gah..." He blinks again and steps away.
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