From: stsevere@aol.com (St Severe)
Date: 01 Jun 2002 18:56:49 EDT
::tacks the following missive on the cork using four dismembered fingers from one who no longer needs them as nails. Each nail is touched and a thin blue spark embeds them quite solidly::
Cattle,
I have begun systematically working my way through the women of the Duel of Swords by means of armed combat. None, but one has displayed any talent worth noting with most choosing to take refuge in feminine wiles or brittle rage. It was odd to note that very few of the "men" of the DoS made any attempt to defend their cattle from my harvesting.
I grow bored with this. My next target is II Gold II who presents no particular challenge other than another name to the list. She can face me or send a champion who she can simper into joining the fray.
By the by, Jaycy chose to take refuge in her all consuming ignorance and I dispatched the snake last evening.
Surely there is better talent than what I have encountered so far, one would hope so.
~St Severe~
How very boring
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From: cassiusmaxim@aol.com (Cassius Maxim)
Date: 01 Jun 2002 19:18:50 EDT
"By the by, Jaycy chose to take refuge in her all consuming ignorance and I
dispatched the snake last evening."
Or rather, a two-time Baroness and former Overlady decided she couldn't risk taking on an opponent who has accomplished such illustrious deeds as..uh...what have you done again?
"Surely there is better talent than what I have encountered so far, one would
hope so. "
Look me up sometime. Surely you will not use my lack of breasts as an excuse to avoid me.
Cassius Gaius Maximius
Date: 01 Jun 2002 19:18:50 EDT
"By the by, Jaycy chose to take refuge in her all consuming ignorance and I
dispatched the snake last evening."
Or rather, a two-time Baroness and former Overlady decided she couldn't risk taking on an opponent who has accomplished such illustrious deeds as..uh...what have you done again?
"Surely there is better talent than what I have encountered so far, one would
hope so. "
Look me up sometime. Surely you will not use my lack of breasts as an excuse to avoid me.
Cassius Gaius Maximius
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From: gnrtdrgoon@aol.com (GnrtDrgoon)
Date: 01 Jun 2002 19:51:27 EDT
I beat this weird guy several times. He's a blurb in a little box on the bottom of the page buried somewhere in the middle of the newspaper.
I really don't think the women have anything to worry about.
G
Date: 01 Jun 2002 19:51:27 EDT
I beat this weird guy several times. He's a blurb in a little box on the bottom of the page buried somewhere in the middle of the newspaper.
I really don't think the women have anything to worry about.
G
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From: jaycyashleana@aol.com (Jaycy Ashleana)
Date: 01 Jun 2002 20:10:57 EDT
Both brows lifted as she read the notice, chuckling faintly. She noticed the "nails," shaking her head. A soft mutter. "Cute decorations. A little silly though, if he thinks that would scare someone here." Again she shook her head, quickly setting pen to paper and posting a response with a simple tack.
St Severe,
First, thank you for brightening my day with your amusing little note.
Now, on to the fun. You said: "I have begun systematically working my way through the women of the Duel of Swords by means of armed combat. None, but one has displayed any talent worth noting with most choosing to take refuge in feminine wiles or brittle rage."
It could just be they think you're crazy and not worth their time.
"It was odd to note that very few of the "men" of the DoS made any attempt to defend their cattle from my harvesting."
The men here know the ladies can defend themselves, and that you are really no threat in the first place. Again, it's a matter of not being worth their time.
"I grow bored with this."
If you feel that way, have a nice day. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
"My next target is II Gold II who presents no particular challenge other than another name to the list. She can face me or send a champion who she can simper into joining the fray."
She should bother worrying about you why, again?
"By the by, Jaycy chose to take refuge in her all consuming ignorance..."
At least I'm creative in what I'm taking refuge in.
"... and I dispatched the snake last evening."
You won a duel. How very impressive. Was it your first win?
"Surely there is better talent than what I have encountered so far, one would hope so."
Of course there is. You're just not worth their time.
See a pattern here? You talk a lot, yet I don't see you having very much to back up your friendly mouth. Arrogance is laughed at here, unless you've earned the respect and right to be so. Until you get some skill and have something to talk about... you're nothing but a clown who wants to be 'bad'. Go home. Your Mommy needs to spank you for being naughty.
Have a great day!
Jaycy Ashleana
Date: 01 Jun 2002 20:10:57 EDT
Both brows lifted as she read the notice, chuckling faintly. She noticed the "nails," shaking her head. A soft mutter. "Cute decorations. A little silly though, if he thinks that would scare someone here." Again she shook her head, quickly setting pen to paper and posting a response with a simple tack.
St Severe,
First, thank you for brightening my day with your amusing little note.
Now, on to the fun. You said: "I have begun systematically working my way through the women of the Duel of Swords by means of armed combat. None, but one has displayed any talent worth noting with most choosing to take refuge in feminine wiles or brittle rage."
It could just be they think you're crazy and not worth their time.
"It was odd to note that very few of the "men" of the DoS made any attempt to defend their cattle from my harvesting."
The men here know the ladies can defend themselves, and that you are really no threat in the first place. Again, it's a matter of not being worth their time.
"I grow bored with this."
If you feel that way, have a nice day. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
"My next target is II Gold II who presents no particular challenge other than another name to the list. She can face me or send a champion who she can simper into joining the fray."
She should bother worrying about you why, again?
"By the by, Jaycy chose to take refuge in her all consuming ignorance..."
At least I'm creative in what I'm taking refuge in.
"... and I dispatched the snake last evening."
You won a duel. How very impressive. Was it your first win?
"Surely there is better talent than what I have encountered so far, one would hope so."
Of course there is. You're just not worth their time.
See a pattern here? You talk a lot, yet I don't see you having very much to back up your friendly mouth. Arrogance is laughed at here, unless you've earned the respect and right to be so. Until you get some skill and have something to talk about... you're nothing but a clown who wants to be 'bad'. Go home. Your Mommy needs to spank you for being naughty.
Have a great day!
Jaycy Ashleana
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From: prlunicorn@aol.com (PrlUnicorn)
Date: 02 Jun 2002 17:44:22 EDT
::notes the signature and slaps up a note::
St. Severe,
Aren't you one of the fellows that some time ago refused to duel women?
I do apologize if I have mistaken you for someone else.
Colleen Lasher
Date: 02 Jun 2002 17:44:22 EDT
::notes the signature and slaps up a note::
St. Severe,
Aren't you one of the fellows that some time ago refused to duel women?
I do apologize if I have mistaken you for someone else.
Colleen Lasher